KnightShade

Is suffering worse than death?

<Snipped quote by Halo>

I read the first few words of each paragraph,the rest is too much effort.

@Doivid

Nobody actually really reads spam posts. They quote whoever they'd most like to fellate, then they fling faeces at the keyboard and hope it works as a response.

Hunger Games: Fourth of July addition

Snowden is definitely this game's guilty, conflicted Lincoln. Here's to his inevitably anticlimactic death

Hunger Games: Fourth of July addition

Julian Assange sends his regards. peperony and chease.

@Vilageidiotx

Okay, Vietnam war atrocity jokes I can deal with. But Red Wedding jokes cross a line.

Treason Day Shitposting Thread

AMERICAN BREXIT FUCK YEAH

@Taaj

Oh no. We're going end up like you

Spam Lords: Another Game

I make an underground base in the shape of a capital D under the forest and disguise the entrance as a small shrine

@Duthguy

You are Lord Guy of the Netcherlands.

Your special ability is Wetlands. Because your home country is basically Atlantis, you soldiers are faster and stealthier at fording rivers and following coastlines.

Your castle is constructed in the shape of the D. That is to say a glorious shaft, with two circular chambers buried deep in mother earth. Unfortunately this is all underground, so only the shrine is visible.

Hunger Games: Fourth of July addition

Hemingway makes so much sense now. The old man is the German people. The fish is the German nation. The sharks are the Jews. And the short sentences are Hemingway's penis.

Hunger Games: Fourth of July addition

There are many things we shouldn't laugh at, but we do.

But since we're on Cambodia:


And I suppose if that moment needed a theme it'd be:

@Dinh AaronMk

The things I shouldn't laugh at are the straight razor, I'm the snail.

Spam Lords: Another Game

okay. I build a castle near the piss sea. the castle is built in the form of the Statue of Liberty shooting flames out its eyes.

@Vilageidiotx

You are Lord Idiot X of the Village.

Your ability is Patriotism. If you use it you get a bonus in unit production speed, but your soldiers become more dumber.

Your builder cannot yet create Flaming Eyes. Note to self, ironically kill him by removing his eyes and replacing them with hot coals.

Spam Lords: Another Game

What Do?
1. Build castle near resources
2. PM me to secretly build units
3. Go forth and make other Spam Lords your bitch vassals
4. Become king of shitty drawing
5. Get mad because I give up before you get that far

The Story so Far

Lord Idiot X of the Village is inside Lady Liberty

Lord Guy of the Netcherlands sinks his shaft deep into the moist earth, while the Great Narrator reflects on his continuing need to make dick jokes.

What an epic!

Do you have a creative hobby outside of writing/roleplaying?

I don't roleplay anymore. I do occasionally write songs and poems. I can play the ukulele really badly. Mostly I draw, I've always had a talent for it so I started again a few years ago drawing caricatures, and sending in a few cartoons to Private Eye magazine.