KnightShade

2016 US Election: Day Zero

I was surprised at the tone of Trump's acceptance speech. I knew he'd try to be presidential, I just didn't think he'd be so okay at it.

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I already know Russian, tovarish.

You should stop fear mongering so much, Russia ain't gonna conquer Europe, anyone who claims otherwise clearly has no idea how politics works in this part of the world. The big threat right now is coming from Turkey and Erdogan, who's recreating a mini Fourth Reich there.

As someone who lives between the US' and Russia's spheres of influence, Trump is probably the better candidate for me, because his foreign policy isn't going to be as aggressive as Hillary's. Thus, less immigrants and regional instability for me.

You Americans should have chosen Hillary though.

@Vor

Russia did send a warship down the English channel :/ But yeah, I agree on Erdogan to some extent, how the EU has enabled him is disgusting.

2016 US Election: Day Zero

Clinton wins Florida
Trump wins Ohio, but Ohio gets it wrong
Clinton wins the election by a reasonable margin
The talking heads go on about underestimated shy Clinton voters
Riots break out in at least two cities tomorrow

what is spams patronus

a dog with a pipe.

@DeadBeatWalking

The pipe represents all the epeen that gets sucked

Do you sleep with one partner or two

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Do they have to be attached to someone?

@SmallWonders

Do you sleep with one partner or two

Snek Waifu did find out, and wasn't all that pleased. Now I have a double-thickness pillow.

also a vore kink.

@Antarctic Termite

They should air live telethons for sick kids after award shows.

Ever hear of the Ignoble Prize? They have a young girl walk across the stage during the speech, to tell them to stop.

Do you sleep with one partner or two

@Antarctic Termite oh yeah? We'll see about that when she hears about your other pillow

Do you sleep with one partner or two

One.

@Antarctic Termite

But waifu, I think your articulated mega penis is beautiful.

Do you sleep with one partner or two

are there people who actually sleep with just one partner or is the partner industry just trying to increase sales by lowering the plushness of its partners

i'm rather Concerned

@Vilageidiotx

We demand more plushness for more pushness

Do you sleep on one pillow or two

Maybe you have an abnormally heavy head?