Lady Seraphina

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You're a louse, Sapphire Rode.

@Crimmy

Because you wanted Big O?

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Time Lord sketch book, 20$ on steam, and a set of fingerless gloves emblazoned with the crest of Hyrule plus a hand crank flashlight, box of jolly ranchers and mini lindors and 200$ from my grandparents and aunt.

Christmas isn't really a big thing in my family. My sister's the one that really kept it going and she lives two provinces over.

Also @Guess Who shame on you for owning an X-Box One.

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I don't know any of the animes people are using for their entries.

@Guess Who

HereComesTheSnow: The Melancholy/Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
Prince of Seraphs: The Big O
Lucius Cypher: Yotsuba&!

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My Plan for the contest. Spoilers.

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War War I as a bar fight

Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint.

Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit because there are splashes on its trouser leg.

Germany expresses its support of Austria's point of view.

Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.

Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers.

Russia and Serbia look at Austria.

Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at.

Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone.

Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling it to do so.

Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene.

Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?

Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium.

Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.

Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.

France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other.

Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.

Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it.

France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.

Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.

America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends that it won the fight all by itself.

By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.

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@Guess Who Though not strictly historical in many accounts of Arthurian legend Excalibur's scabbard had the ability to grant immortality from any wound inflicted causing said wound to never spill a drop of blood. Briefly it was possessed by the lover of Morgan La Fey Accolon but after Author killed him in battle (after taking the scabbard from him) Morgan stole it and disposed of it as revenge.

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That I did not know. Now I want to look up different Christian demons and see if I can recognize what deities they're based off of.

@Guess Who

For example Baal a Semitic fertility God sometimes associated with Hadad God of rain and storms is known in Christian mythos from the Lesser Key of Solomon as the First Demon of the Ars Goetia commander of 66 infernal legions and the first king of hell.

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@Guess Who The majority of Christian demons are in fact gods from indigenous religions that ceased to be practiced after Christianity became dominate in there area.

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Really? I didn't know that. That's cool. I'm always interested in historical facts like that. If you've got more than keep 'em coming.

@Guess Who

Paul Revere never shouted "The British are Coming" as he road into Lexington. At the time America was a newly made country and all the inhabitants were former British citizens who would as they lacked a country at present still consider themselves British making that statement very confusing. Instead he said "The Regulars are coming" referencing the British Regulars division which had been deployed to suppress the American uprising. He also said this in as quite a voice as possible telling everyone he encountered and telling them to pass it on as the area was being patrolled by Officers of the Crown and he did not want to alert them.

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It's been Christmas for two hours and forty minutes. Is it too early to wake everyone up and open presents?