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10 yrs ago
Current That's bullshit, but I believe it.
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11 yrs ago
Why do I keep procrastinating?
11 yrs ago
(´・ω・`)
11 yrs ago
DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE IS CONFIRMED
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11 yrs ago
toki wo tomato
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In DICKS 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
EDIT: suck my dick (DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKS?), anti-gifers, they're fine used in moderation
That dated gif. Now everything will be about using the oldest, lamest gifs ironically. And you're part of that movement. You are irony.
Stop that.
I wish Aza would write me a love poem...
In Challenge 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
You have to watch as much of this video as possible without either: A) Rolling your eyes B) Laughing C) Looking away D) Stopping the video Post your times for each. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtW6HW8jO_U
Fucking hell, those white flashes... My eyes... I'm still blinking
Your mortal binds cannot hold me I am a GOD BOUND INSIDE A MAN CRUSHING HIS WILL SO MY RULE SHALL SPREAD ACROSS THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE AND ALL SHALL KNEEL BEFORE THE DEER GOD!!!!!!!!
Stop, you are like 12.
Now my hold embrace the madness that is the Deer god
Please, desist. Your substandard behaviour is affecting yourself and the other passengers aboard Sevastopol©. We ask you again to withhold your unacceptable conduct. Further disregard for the Seegson™ Conduct Act: Article 4, Subsection 5, will result in criminal apprehension.
Hyeeeeeisa welcome to my dominion of madness I shall shower you in my divinity and death but mostly divinity.
Yeas my subject have you come to praise I in all my derri-ness
Who authorised the making of your account?
Myself and the cites admins. For there is only one Deer God
You are becoming hysterical, please calm down and refrain from posting. Someone will arrive shortly and escort you off the premises. On behalf of the Seegson Coporation™, I would like to thank you for choosing Sevastopol©, our premium free port space station. Have a nice day.
Hyeeeeeisa welcome to my dominion of madness I shall shower you in my divinity and death but mostly divinity.
Yeas my subject have you come to praise I in all my derri-ness
Who authorised the making of your account?
In Superbowl! 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.
As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.
You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.
[@Mr_pink]
FOOL, DO NOT MOCK THE ANCIENT STUDY OF BALL SPORTS, WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE SCHOLARS WHO ARE OLDER THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.
... In human;'DO NOT MOCK THE SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM! WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE (AMBIGUOUSLY GAY) PLAYERS WHO PLAY WITH BALLS MORE THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.' Jock-lly.
I'LL CRUSH YOUR BALLS IN MY HANDS!
You would want to hold his balls wouldn't you.
[@Mr_pink]
You're next... No ones balls are safe.
In Superbowl! 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.
As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.
You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.
[@Mr_pink]
FOOL, DO NOT MOCK THE ANCIENT STUDY OF BALL SPORTS, WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE SCHOLARS WHO ARE OLDER THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.
... In human;'DO NOT MOCK THE SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM! WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE (AMBIGUOUSLY GAY) PLAYERS WHO PLAY WITH BALLS MORE THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.' Jock-lly.
I'LL CRUSH YOUR BALLS IN MY HANDS!
In Superbowl! 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.
As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.
You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.
[@Mr_pink]
FOOL, DO NOT MOCK THE ANCIENT STUDY OF BALL SPORTS, WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE SCHOLARS WHO ARE OLDER THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.
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