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<Snipped quote by poog the pig>

It's a tactical decision. I'm not just copying Waver, I swear xP

Also, how big are these towns? I was under the impression they were these tiny little hamlets, like Skyrim-sized. Am I wrong? Because if they're not Fuyuki-sized, I'm kinda wondering how everyone is supposed to stay in the same one or two towns without immediately killing each other from the word "go", considering there are really only two options for food and shelter.


I mostly added it as a social experiment of sorts, if Masters actually did take shelter together out of desperation for food and rest, and depending on where things go when the Masters aren't out fighting; they could actually interact with, and see their opposition as people. When a Master expires, the void of the person that was there before would leave one wondering about the ethics of this whole conflict, and if human life really is worth something as petty as a single wish. It's mostly meant to make it harder for you to kill, say, Mesman, or any other participant in the war.
Lancer is a pervy perv mcpervson. Also, it's okay if I explore a town other than Linden, right?


'Course, but it's not like I introduced this COLORFUL cast of characters for people to not stay with them, however. I'm not mad or anything, I just don't want everyone suddenly getting the idea to boot out old people and squat in their homes.
Executioner


The man in the hula shirt was no dunce, the area around the grocery store not only appeared different, but smelled different, the discharge and consumption of Prana had a certain scent that he had become accustomed to. To him it was like burning rubber, but he was sure to other powerful Magi it was of a different quality, or he had an acquired gift that had graced a very few. Either way, the people avoiding the store, and the general atmosphere inside was a dead give away, fit for an excessively confident amateur. This entire trap bored him, but he played along, walking right into its epicenter, the only reason he stayed was because something caught his attention, a malevolent presence, transcendent beyond the current level of existence he's in. This alarmed him, almost, what unholy sacrament had been made here? He felt merciful none the less, and if this demon wanted to kill him, he would have the common courtesy to allow his foe the first strike.

Eme wanted all mannerisms of things, so before the fighting started, he found it fit to gather these groceries, he didn't want her coming back here to see the destruction he had caused, or be attacked by this creature if he couldn't kill it here and now. By the time his foe decided to lash out against him, he had almost completed the list, much to his surprise, but alas his four minutes of peace ended with the sound of noxious fluid sinking its teeth into the neatly arranged flooring tiles just two paces ahead of him. "...Okay..." he hisses, reaching into his messenger bag, and dropping the grocery basket at his side "Remind." a portal opens in his bag, "You." the Ashen Mandrake states, the stock of a Mossberg M500 bullets from inside whatever dimension he summoned it from and into his right hand, which already has it locked in a vice grip. He doesn't aim and fire, there isn't enough time, he swings, rather, the iron colored barrel barreling through boxes of sugar and flour, and connecting with the creature getting ready to fire at him. For safe measure, he releases the empty Mossberg, and pivots his body so he falls back into the sushi counter behind him.

"Remind you." Executioner says again, a portal spewing forth a Franch Spas 12, personally customized transparent drum barrel attached onto his chest "So, what are you? An Oni? Vampire? Because I've killed all mannerisms of beast." he warns, his American accent is gone now, replaced by a thick Venetian accentuation, which flows off his tongue faster than his American archetype. He stands slowly, carrying the gun like an extension of his body "We both know the answer to that question, however."

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@Sublimation
Executioner


Soon enough, Therana's target skips down the paved road leading to the oblique grocery store, already the surrounding people are attempting to avoid the apparent tourist as he slips in between farmers and bored townsfolk, quietly singing 'Combine Harvester' as he enters the grocery store; apparently ignorant to Therana's trap. He pulls out a terribly maintained notebook, flipping to the page where he had written down his shopping list, he gets to work, picking out all means of vegetables, and blatantly ignoring the Magus. The tourist's features are wholly consistent with the Executioner, short black hair, caramel eyes, heavily stacked, muscular frame. The only feature missing is his callousness, if anything this American tourist is an exuberant air head.

Eme Wyte


A housewife in her thirties peers out from the Bed -n- Breakfast's kitchen, from a glance, the woman has all the features of a compulsive mother, wide hips, sizable chest, and hardly noticeable stress wrinkles located around her mouth. But once Archer, and Mesman (however blurred) get a better look at her, the blonde haired, and blue eyed woman looks strikingly youthful. "Oh, welcome!" she exclaims in fluent German, she stands at her full height in the doorway at the end of the entrance hall, and sets her hands on her hips with an optimistic smile "My name is Eme, this is my Bed and Breakfast for wayward travelers, and you have arrived just in time for breakfast! if you and your sister are hungry at all." she offers, her children already devouring a surprisingly large portion of breakfast food in her dining room. "You can take a seat if you would like, I'm just finishing up in the kitchen."
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I also wish to know these things.


I'd like to apologize too, KoL. Fate RPs and I have a history, specifically one involving a lot of powergaming and a number of particularly douchey players. I won't go into detail, but when it comes to character creation in regards to the canon Nasuverse, I can get a little touchy/jumpy/paranoid. That's what happens to you when you as a GM have to deal with a player whose Master could initially only make small portals to move things through before the player controlling them decides to escalate it to dropping lighthouses on people and trying to dump the kaiju-sized big bad of the RP into the sun.

And then there was the time someone tried to get away with using the Riding skill to piggyback their Master into battle after their horse was killed...


That actually sounds hilarious, but I guess I owe @KoL an apology as well, and if it makes you feel better, you can revert your stats to what they were; it was kind of a dumb argument in the beginning anyhow.
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Actually, I forgot about that because I was really distressed yesterday, so thank you. I'll try to think before writing things that'll embarrass me like those again. You was the only person really trying to be helpful instead of just criticizing, thank you again.

Though, @poog the pig, I gotta say that the amount of criticism and nitpicking about my character, was borderline bullying IMO, cause the only Servant to be questioned in this RP was mine. I don't want to go checking everyone's character and pointing out things that could be possibly wrong, but I hope this unfair treatment doesn't repeat itself again after I rewrite Saber. This caused me to lose some of the interest that I had in this RP, not because Saber is a little weaker, but because of the way people treated me to the point that I had to reveal her identity and back-up some of my claims just to make it stop.

It was really unfair, that's just what I wanted to say. Now, off I go to the IC.


You didn't have to adjust your character stats, I was just saying that Sublimation had a point, and in the end nobody was forcing you to change your character stats, or reveal your character details. I don't want to bully you, or anyone in this RP <3
TIL how not used to typing more than two paragraphs I am.
Those Masters leaving the barn soon realize, with their feet sinking into the fragrant grass, and sprouting roses beneath them, that the morning's dew has set in, and the sun has begun peeking over the circular mountain range around Odal. Its rays begin to bathe the heavily forested valley in light, as each Master soon realizes not only how hungry they have become, but how tired the entire ordeal has left them, and the scent of cooking meat and fish nearby is beyond alluring. Beyond wild ferns, and worn oak, a blanket of fog nearly smothers the small village of Linden, colorful Slavic houses line up in an orderly queue, broken up by an Inn, a Bed & Breakfast, and a puny Smithy situated in between the two. Already a sinewy man with a brazenly shaven beard is sitting back in a dirty olive lawn chair, his feet are kicked up on his worn anvil as he fits vibrant feathers on a vanilla colored arrow, covered in designs consistent with a Magi-smith's craft. He huffs a pipe in silence, listening to a small record player balanced on a second, smaller red lawn chair, the vinyl record rotates quickly, playing a track by 'Dio'. Judging by the glorious opening riff echoing through the slick brick roads of Linden, he's listening to 'Rainbow in the Dark'. Eventually, a small white haired girl skips out of the ancient door behind him, hopping down the stairs, and onto the gravel below, she then runs over to the vintage record player, and manages to drag the surprisingly resilient device off of her chair. She dusts off any black powder and soot from her assigned seat, and takes her place, kicking her feet upon a slightly smaller anvil from her father's.

The two sit in silence, nodding slowly to the rambunctious beat and tempo of Ronnie James Dio, blanketed by the shade of the circus tent above them, a rather average sized, short haired black woman swings open the heavy door to the Inn beside them, the strange pair of blacksmiths pay her no mind as they enjoy the early morning; even when she starts batting down a rug of the Persian variety with a cricket bat. "Fenrir, would you turn that down?" she asks the Blacksmith with an easily recognizable Scottish accent, Fenrir just waves his hand dismissively at her, and says "No, Jacklin." a crashing wave of gray smoke disperses from his lips, which barely part as he speaks. Jacklin lets out a frustrated huff, and drags her expensive Persian carpet back inside the hulking inn. She lays it down with leisure, in front of a carefully constructed counter, covered with keys that rattle on their own, and brightened by a towering silver lamp. Once she's satisfied with the straightness of her tremendously expensive carpet, Jacklin stands up again, stretching with a tremendous yawn, she finally relaxes, and hops over the counter, taking her seat on a renovated bar stool hidden behind it. She pulls an old fashioned Ipod from her back pocket, with a pair of headphones to block out the loud classic rock outside, and confides in sorting out the rusty keys in front of her; all of which begin shaking violently at her tenacious touch. "Blast these feckin' keys." she grumbles aloud, sorting them with much angry huffing, and vexed growling.

Just past the Smithy, the Bed & Breakfast starts waking up, and its owner, Eme, comes rushing out with a smoking pot, she sets it down with a worried gasp, several children, all dressed up in aprons that are several sizes too large, all follow suite, they seem younger than the blacksmith's daughter, and much more timid; clinging onto their mother's blouse as they peer at the smoldering pot with wide, blue eyes. Eme shoos them back inside, ushering them in in flustered German, she then directs her attention to Fenrir and his daughter, who's begun rearranging her father's tools "Could you please turn that down?!" she requests in shaky English, which Fenrir promptly replies with "No, Eme." as if this had become a daily routine. Eme just stomps her foot in protest, and rushes back inside the small Bed & Breakfast with gusto, charging through the short entrance hall, and past the long dining table beyond it, and into the kitchen. Already all of her children are getting out more cooking supplies for their mother, greeting her with smiles, and exuberant waves, which Eme responds to in kind with a reassuring "guten Morgen!" and a forced smile, she soon gets back to the stove she was originally working on, until her oatmeal had burst into flames - somehow - and returns to the eggs and bacon she had been cooking. The breakfast foods she had been preparing all share the same massive metal pan, sizzling on the butter she had lathered underneath them earlier, she grasps both handles - with her bare hands - and drags the steel platter to the island counter in the center of the kitchen, beside a sizable jug of warm milk, and a pile of pancakes. She claps her hands with an excited "Gut!", and snaps her fingers, snuffing out the raging fire under her wood stove with that simplistic incantation, she then waltzes over to the opposite side of the kitchen, to a large three tub metal sink, mounted on another counter, which is monitored by a golden rosary hanging from a large metal stake.

Just as Eme begins to relax, a loud series of energetic foot steps comes cascading down the hardwood footsteps to the second floor of her house, a man in a hula shirt, and a pair of baggy shorts arrives in the dining room, readjusting a pair of purple aviators. "Guten morgen!" he sings with an excessively American accent, before he picks a small messenger bag up from the end of the table, and the loud mouthed American slings it over his shoulder, spinning on his sandal-clad heel. "Adieu!" he exclaims "I'm out to get those groceries you've been asking for." is all he says before he's out the door, and Eme is peering into the empty dining room, trying to find the words to warn her patron that she made breakfast for him, but fumbling on the execution. Outside, the American gives Fenrir and his daughter a high five, and tosses a pebble at the humongous front window to Jacklin's diner, chuckling with a playful grin as Jacklin opens the gaping portal, and throws a tacky pen at him. It misses him by a centimeter, and lands on the brick road around him with a quiet 'clatter', he ignores this as he starts jogging to the next town over: Idalia, which is host to the bustling shopping district he's looking for. There's crippling vacancies in both the Inn and the Bed and Breakfast, and surely bed and board come cheap here in Odal... right?
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So the day will end now?


Typing now, be patient with me frens, I'm introducing a few minor characters.
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