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Shit. I forgot to edit that before I left, lemme patch that up right now. Glad Mark checks out, I'm sure we'll all have some good old babysnatchin' fun.
Whatado. I'm stuck working on a farm in Maine without a computer, but in like, five days my phone should arrive in the mail so I'll be able to write tiny shitty posts with my thumbs. Here's Mark.





The Previous Night


"Noo, Taffeh. Thassabad cat! Put'em doon. Dropet." Iorweth whispered, sitting up in his bed. Taffy, a large, fluffy raincloud of a cat sat at the end of his bed, holding a dead mouse tightly in his teeth. "'Taffy!" he quietly hissed, afraid he'd wake a sleeping housemate on his first night at Hogwarts. Taffy only growled, and laid down, chewing on his prize. Iorweth reached forward and grabbed the tail of the mouse, which was met on Taffy's side with another deep growl, that rumbled from his core with a surprising amount of malice for a cat. Iorweth quickly yanked the dead mouse from Taffy's possession, and slid back to his end of the bed, carefully tucking his toes under the covers to avoid Taffy's vengeance. "Poor timorous beastie." The boy said almost apologetically, softly petting the mouse's head with a single finger. "'Enthamernin' I'll finja a nice spot enthe sun to rest." He whispered, tucking the mouse next to a textbook by his bed.

"Is that a dead mouse?" a voice called out in the dark. Iorweth looked up, and met eyes with an older boy a bed across from him, who had been staring at the scene unfold. "Yes. M'gointeh bury'em tomorrow."

"That's gross." The boy said, narrowing his eyes and pulling his covers tightly to his chin. "Don't touch anything in here until you clean your hands."




"'Allo!" Iorweth said, stepping from behind the boy in Slytherin robes he had been following. He paid little mind to the collective jump of surprise gave off by the group, and paced a few steps into the room. Iorweth didn't intend to sneak up on the group or the boy by any means, he was just unaware of how quiet his footsteps were. Aside from his ghostlike footfall, he hadn't yet realized popping up behind his peers wasn't exactly the normal way to introduce yourself. After all, this was the first time he had been away from his farm, and he was still very, very excited. "Esthes the clab 'fer studyin' an' such?" The boy smiled inquisitively, tightly clutching a leatherbound textbook to his cloak. "M'not normally a book'erm, but ahlready know somma' what Professor 'Agrid's teachin'.

He paced forward a few more steps, and began to excitedly open his book, flipping through the pages. "I 'adn't benenvited, but I 'eard someone talkin' to 'im abou'the group." He said, nodding to the still somewhat surprised Rory who he had interrupted. "'Ah figured effa followed'em, I'd find the study group, and 'ere it is!" Without finding whatever page he was looking for, he set his opened book on a desk, and extended his hand to Hero and Andrew, who stood closely together, still trying to figure out what their uninvited guest was saying. "Yarweth Cardog. Spelled I-O-R, but etsa yar sound, like pirates or somethen'."
Hey guys. Might hold off on my post a little. I don't feel so good right now...I don't know if it's because of something I ate or something. Either way, if I feel better, I might get one up tonight (EST) or tomorrow.


Get well soon! If you need to take a day or two off, that's not a problem. Health is almost as important as Harry Potter RPs, after all.
Also, anyone who's not yet a part of the Skype chat, PM me with your Skype username to get added. If you're not there, you're missing out!
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Woah, woah, woah... what happened? Bella was Gryffindor last night and now she's a Hufflepuff? I would like an explanation please...

Not to be rude... I'm okay with either, I guess...


Explanation: We got it mixed up in the notes. She was meant to be a Hufflepuff, her name was accidentally put in one of the Gryffindor descriptions. We changed it after realizing the mistake.
Yo! We're still accepting, but opening tonight or tomorrow.
I'd like to see some detail develop in her as we go, and the GM consensus was that a specific higher power would be appreciated. That being said, neither is completely necessary for now since those are both extra things we can find out as we go along, so put her in the Character Sheets. Accepted!

Iorweth Llywelyn Caradog



Blood Status

Pureblood

Age

11, Turning 12 October 20th

Gender

Male




Personality

Less-than-Respectable Lineage

The youngest of an ancient Pureblood family in Wales, Iorweth is the first in his family's current generation to attend Hogwarts. The Caradogs, one of Wales' oldest Pureblood families, are considered strange by most well-to-do wizarding families, with their Pureblood status tarnished by rumors that interbreeding with Goblins, Elves, and Trolls was a common Caradog practice before written records -- This is also the assumed explanation for the occasional short stature of Caradog men like Iowerth's father Elgar, as well as an explanation for their seemingly genetic strange behaviour.

Country Dweller

Growing up on the Caradog Farm, Iorweth is a boy of simple tastes. He enjoys hiking through the wilderness, sleeping in trees, and shearing sheep. He has an older brother and two older sisters, and is the only male in his family to fluently speak English -- His home village of Cerrigydrudion is one of the smallest in Wales, hidden away from the English language and muggles alike. He has a strong distrust of technology, and is usually the first to make word of it being "unnatural".

Eccentric Loner

Iorweth is strange, even by Hogwarts standards. He prefers his own company, or the company of plants and animals. When he ventures off into the forest, he's never seen practicing any spells or painting any landscapes, or even reading a book. He just sits. Aside from his penchant for lone hikes through the wilderness, Iorweth's odd mannerisms coupled with his near-unintelligible accent win him few friends. He has an oddly specific unhealthy diet, never stops smiling, and has a distinct damp smell. Iorweth is weird, to say the least.

All-Loving Pacifist

Although he's hardly the type to greet others with a hug, Iorweth has a deep-seated love for all creatures. He holds a firm belief that naturally, everyone is born good, and remains good deep down. He is almost unrealistically slow to anger, and only ever intervenes in situations without using violence. He considers himself a vegetarian, citing the cruel conditions animals are kept in factory farms, though he'll eat meat that's been hunted or farmed locally.

Disturbingly Imperturbable

Iorweth is very slow to anger, is always smiling, and has a calm outlook for every situation. That being said, his positive demeanor sometimes borders on classical stoicism. Even in the most heated argument, it is an extraordinarily rare sight to see Iorweth drop his smile, so much as raise his voice. His sense of peace with is sometimes downright annoying, or even creepy.

Shepherd of Men

Iorweth was raised as the son of a shepherd, and has the skills of one. Namely, he guides. He is too much of a loner to seek out problems to fix, but always seems to have good advice when sought after. He is strangely skilled with tasseography, and is the go-to source of information on Magical Flaura & Fauna, as well as Eastern Magic.



Appearance

Iorweth, while not exceptionally tall, short, fat or thin, Iorweth's appearance tends to stand out in crowds. He has a strangely alien look, as if he's both listening and drifting away, which isn't helped by the fact that he only ever smiles. He has brown hair which is never combed or brushed, but remains presentable regardless. His eyes are a deep reddish hazelnut, and his complexion is slightly sallow and pale.

He's known for having a feint damp smell with him, wherever he goes, and tends to carry himself with a relaxed fluidity when he walks, as well as a perpetual slouch. He favors simple clothes, and usually wears solid color sweaters, t-shirts, and jeans when out of uniform. He wears a thick plaid jacket in the colder months, although it's very apparent that the jacket is a size too large for him to fit, and wears the same pair of black boots twelve months a year, in and out of uniform.



Wand


Bloodwood, Phoenix Feather Core, 11 ¾ inches, Unyielding

"Bloodwood favors those who are kind-hearted, passive, reclusive, and free-spirited. This exotic wand type has the characteristic of working easily with all types of Elemental Magic (next to Birch and Ebony wands), but particularly in Water spells. Bloodwood wands help to uncover buried and/or long lost secrets, and are also one of the most powerful wand types for use in Divination and Healing Magic. However, Bloodwood wand tend to favor those who are reclusive and prefer to keep out of the limelight, thus it also makes for a good wand when used in the Logical Arts of Magic. This wand type is seen among all the Houses of Hogwarts and has no particular affinity to a certain House. However, it is suspected that Bloodwood wands have a leaning affinity to both House Ravenclaw and House Slytherin. Bloodwood has a brilliant red color that darkens with age."



Boggart

The Kelpie. Although he has never seen one kill, he distinctly remembers almost riding one as a boy, seeing it as a beautiful white horse. When he came closer, whether it be from supposed Goblin-Blood or a lapse of concentration on the kelpie's part, he saw it in it's true form -- A hideous waterlogged corpse of a black horse, covered in layers of seaweed, with bulging, leaky eyes and pale blue gums holding rows of sharp teeth. He ran home screaming, and has only told the story to his family members.



Other

Iorweth has a 14 year old cat, named Taffy, who is known for frequently sneezing out thick globs of mucus, and coughing up hairballs at inopportune times. He has technically died twice, but was quickly revived both times with a Shock Spell administered by Iorweth's father.
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