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    1. Lmpkio 12 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
You can find me on discord if you so wish~
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6 yrs ago
Sorry about my lack of appearances. At this point Im taking a much needed hiatus from here after 5 long years. Not sure when I'll be back, but it won't be for awhile... sorry about that... : (
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6 yrs ago
Revenge of the 5th has always been a thing tho...
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6 yrs ago
Do not forget about the GOD DAMN bacon.
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6 yrs ago
Once upon a time, I used to cheer for May the 4th... now I cry with disappointment. *Except Clone Wars S7 and the Mandalorian - they are awesome*
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@Zarkun I did. XD

Ok... now that our weapons of mass destruction have been confiscated... lets get along shall we? XD
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*is unaffected* I live on numerous plains of existence, not just one. Man, don't you feel foolish XD


*Blows up the entire multiverse*

Now we're all dead! XD
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I leave you for half an hour and you are in my toys?


Oh these are yours?

*Looks to see that my box of toys is on the other side of the room*

Oh... these ARE yours.
*Hides every weapon of mass destruction and sits perfectly still doing nothing*

Oh uh... hello Caits.
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*laughs as she blows up the wrong planet* You missed.


*Summons the massive Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and swipes him from existence* Your fucked now. Git gud.
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*shoves tactical nukes down the Megalodon's and Lmpkio's throats and runs like hell* Say hi to Satan for me! Oh, and remind him he still owes three thousand in rent!


*Survives and summons the Death Star to blow him and the whole planet up*

And he owes me one million credits in unpayed mortgage rates!
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*grabs orca and eats Lmpkio* Checkmate.


*Grabs a Megalodon and swallows the orca* Likewise.
I've really wanted to use this as a theme song but I haven't made a character yet where it'd be appropriate.

EDIT: Possible Bloodborne spoilers... I mean not really but I'm covering my bases


That can also be a nice song to put in a post, mostly as if a person gets stabbed, shot or on the verge of death. Ik, sounds depressing, but thats how I think it can work.
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he showed their song breaking the habit. he told you to not hate on linkinpark :| BREAKING THE HABIT


Ahhhhhh. Of course lol

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*smashes the marlin with the salmon then smacks Lmpkio across the face with it* You shall never win!


*Grabs a shark and bites the salmon, eating it* Go Fish mate. XD
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You didnt get my pun :|?


Ye~ no. :/ I didn't.
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