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6 yrs ago
You can find me on discord if you so wish~
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6 yrs ago
Sorry about my lack of appearances. At this point Im taking a much needed hiatus from here after 5 long years. Not sure when I'll be back, but it won't be for awhile... sorry about that... : (
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6 yrs ago
Revenge of the 5th has always been a thing tho...
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6 yrs ago
Do not forget about the GOD DAMN bacon.
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6 yrs ago
Once upon a time, I used to cheer for May the 4th... now I cry with disappointment. *Except Clone Wars S7 and the Mandalorian - they are awesome*
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@Lmpkio In all fairness, could you not use a Bayonetta cosplayer for the faceclaim? Just get a headshot or crop a photo and you should be good to go


I said I didn't want to go for a Bayonetta cosplayer. But I mean... I guess if I have no choice I might as well crop a head really. Again, this is all concept really so... not sure if I'll be going with it or not, I'm just saying.
Been thinking on a new Talon character... and I'm getting some ideas. One in particular comes from one of my favorite game series... and perhaps the most beloved witch in video game history:


@Lmpkio

Genji isn't a cyborg yet. He hasn't been murderized by Hanzo at present, as Sodomite and I agreed on a time slightly before that :)


My mistake again... I remember that. Will change it immediately.

Edit: Changed.
Alright, posted some time ago, and just now I added the part for Genji.


Location: Overwatch Headquarters ---> Forks; Washington ---> Kitchen
Interacting: (Everyone In The Kitchen





As Winston takes a small sip of his newly made morning coffee, Angela reminded him of something rather important. A custom of his really. He can tell from the blender in the corner of the counter with the ingredients inside. It was his personal smoothie, which included one large banana, a cup of ice cubes, half a cup of almond milk (a nice vegan substitute for regular cow milk), a quarter cup of Greek yogurt, one tablespoon of peanut butter (of course),and half a teaspoon of vanilla extract. It was the Winston Special, as Angela likes to call it, originally designed as a filling and healthy meal for Winston to eat on the go, fueling the great ape for long periods of time. It was great for going on longer missions too.

“Good morning, Winston- your smoothie is almost ready, though by the looks of that coffee, I’m unsure if you’ll still wish for it. Either way, I hope you enjoy your breakfast this morning.”

"Oh! Uh..." the ape responded as if a light bulb finally made him recognize the situation, "N-No I can still have it, thank you Dr. Zeiger. Gladly, in fact. Just a little caffeine won't hurt much really, not like I drink it often. Pulled another all nighter last night, tinkering with something, so I need just a little bit."

The next person soon arrived on scene, he being Ansgar, greeted everyone within the area in German himself, “Guten Morgen, Dr. Zeigler. Mr. Lucas, Ms. Striker, Dr. Winston.”

The ape waves back as his smoothie was placed in front of him, silently thanking Angela for the drink, "Morning Sergeant Ansgar!" He then takes a nice swig as he chugs down half of the cup, sighing as he takes a big ole' breather. Yup, it was just what the doctor ordered. A nice healthy boost for the day ahead.

Soon the rest of the members came into the kitchen, with Asbjorn...

“Morning, everyone. It smells divine, Angie.”

Then Fareeha.

“Good morning, everyone.”

Văn Nguyệt.

"Yeah. I agree with Tin-Man. I would like to know early whether or not this day is going to be another paid vacation day.”

Phoebe.

“Good morning everyone.”

Even Ajax Amari with his dog Resses, who was covered in mud after a rain storm last night.

"Ohhh boy. You might wanna have him be left outside in the back for awhile till he dries off. You wouldn't want to see her angry really..." Winston speaks to Ajax after Angela warns the two about mud being covered all over the base. He grunts to himself quietly followed by a chuckle, "And to think I'm bad when I'm mad..."

He greets all the incoming agents with proper manners and respect. Angela then announces the situation at hand, “..as for breakfast; you all have bacon and eggs… and I believe Lucas had put out the usual option of toast, both white and wheat. Also, those of you in the Kings Row team; remember, it’s your week for chores.” Moving over to the fridge, Angela opened it up, reaching in to take out a container of yogurt before she removed the lid, closing the fridge behind her as she moved back to stand behind the counter, taking up a spoon so that she could begin eating her own breakfast, “..so Phoebe, Winston, Ansgar; one of you will have to do the dishes.”

"I'll do them, don't worry." Winston replies as soon as Angela finished speaking. He takes his empty cup and puts it in the sink. After applying several rubber cloves on his massive hands, he flicks the switch on the faucet, turning on the warm water. He then begins to wash the dishes like a gentleman should. He really wasn't fond of doing chores, hell when does everyone like doing chores (let alone not getting paid), but the great ape might as well finish his round first thing and not have to do it later. After all, he's also proving to be a good hero and per~ well... figure for the heroes to look up to. Even if the chores are rather ordinary than extreme.

Soon enough, the ninja agent Genji came into the scene.

"Doctor Ziegler, hello! Athena informed me that we would be receiving new assignments this morning... Although I seem to have arrived too early."

"Ah cmon Genji! Winston replies with a friendly laugh, "It's never too early to report for duty. C'mon, eat your breakfast and lets socialize a bit!"

After doing the dishes in a tight and ordinary matter, he would sit down at the table and eat the breakfast that was presented.
@Solo



*Facepalms in Japanese*

Ohhhhhhhh... well I'm an idiot.

(OK, I got it. But damn thats a nice trick. Gonna have to keep that in mind.)
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@Lmpkio

Hold your mouse in one place over it, my dude. [abbr] codes are the best feature of BBCode.
If you're on mobile, though, SUX.
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Well I can view their translations in Raw mode, but this is literally the first time Ive come across abbr codes on the entire guild (literally). It's ok though, I'll figure it out... I guess :P

*flops on the ground like a desperate fish on the high ground*
@Lmpkio

The translations are there, just scroll over them 8)

Trust me, they're much more accurate than Google Translate - I'm a super stickler for accuracy and would never use that program for writing other languages, just out of respect.

I have an Arabic-speaking friend who I would have pestered to help with Ana's dialogue, but they're an ex of mine, so... better not ask, heh.


Scroll over them? Uhhh... trying, and while I see a ? mark above them I can't really do anything. (I see the ......s under them so they have to do something).

Oh Im sure and wouldn't blame you.

(My school actually teaches Arabic... its a new language to my school though. And damn, I know how you feel. Been there myself, praying your's wasn't a psychopathic unstable sonovabitch).
Finally posted "Genji got no chill" - did not bother with tagging everyone in the kitchen because aesthetic is of utmost importance, but it's there.


*Proceeds to use Google Translate to translate the dialogue and pretend he knows about Japanese even though he's not remotely Japanese*
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You should tell that to Sliske's hand.


Nah thanks lol
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