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    1. Loony 11 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current Remember my joke theory about how the world ended in 2012 and each subsequent year has just been a layer by layer descent into hell? It feels less and less like a joke each year.
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6 yrs ago
Bro it's so weird thinking I was 15 when I joined here. I'm turning 21 in March. Time is a scam.
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MISERY ABOUNDS! WE WILL NOT HEAL.

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@Kronshi I hope I don't sound too nosey, but are you still thinking of having Talc involved?

Also, g'morning everyone~
@Akayaofthemoon

XD What do you suppose it was about? Let's hear the wild theories...

(This feels like those Tumblr 'someone who's not from ____ fandom please explain this picture', but with a language and a song instead, as well as three optional, vague hints).
@Akayaofthemoon

The thing is though is that they aren't translations, they're parodies that tell a story. I thought the screeching tires, cat yowling, bickering people, and police sirens would give that away, but meh. XD
@Akayaofthemoon
Wait, I'm confused...You understand Kurdish all of a sudden? O . O
@Akayaofthemoon You'll probably understand the first one but DON'T TELL ANYONE WHAT IT'S SAYING LET THEIR IMAGINATIONS RUN WILD and as for the second one, no one else here is a Kurd so I don't need to worry.

I want theories as to what the heck the Kurdish one is about. I'll give you three words as hints so you can start somewhere if you want, or you can just wildly guess.


@Akayaofthemoon
Probably not. XD

Also, it is mandatory that you watch the videos at the very top of this page.
Come to think of it actually, I can imagine Original Eve finding him annoying but still somewhat admirable, Altiverse Eve finding him downright annoying, and Current Eve being more scared of him than annoyed. Pretty freakin' scared of Mars, especially at first. She'll definitely be hiding it, but such a violence-loving gem who's so much bigger than her...She might even be glad to have Bloodstone to back her up, because as much as she doesn't trust him, it's clear that he doesn't want her dead, and Bloodstone is more than capable of handling a newborn.

@Raijinslayer

@HaltingBlooper
And both will annoy the living hell out of Eve, if Altiverse Mars is anything to go by.
@21308 They're latex puppets and are meant to be caricatures of parliament members in France. :P

@HaltingBlooper

Still not as funny as referring to Mars as Emerald 2.0, because I might very well have Eve call him that. XD
@Raijinslayer

"Not so fun when your opponent is an newborn who won't leave you be. Or when your opponent is actually threatening and you're cursed with pathetic fragility, to the point in which a cheese grater can endanger your existence."
*Chuckes softly* "And I'm not lying, it's happened to a gem before. And with that said, don't try anything stupid, neither your or a cheese grater will be of any bother to me. Oh, and there's no point of you drinking, Mars. As it turns out, gems can't get drunk unless they have a lot of alcohol, and one drink's not going to do that for you. And beer, as stated by many humans, tastes like piss. And as for how they know this, I'd rather not find out. Now, I really best be going. I would like to say it was a pleasure meeting you all, but really it hasn't." *And with that, Original Eve flies off, using the wind to do so, leaving Altiverse Eve alone and Current Eve now somewhere on Bloodstone's ship for all we know*


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