@KoL Aren't the beetles practically ancient history at this point?
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8 yrs ago
So apparently, business shorts are a thing that exists. All I can say is... why?
9 yrs ago
Been busy lately, courtesy of the guy who thought that it was a good idea to have 3 assignments and a test due in the same week.
9 yrs ago
Cards against humanity is... more certainly something else
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9 yrs ago
*Person with Seeing Eye dog stops right next to me* *Goes to pet the dog* *Sees "Please don't pet the dog" sign* ;-; I cry every time
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Anyone remember the period a little after guildfall, when the site didn't have a lot of work put into it, the servers went down pretty often and people were moving out? We waited and waited until boom, Mahz made America the guild great again. That was about where I left off.
My mistake was trying to take on everything at once (and being cringy as hell but I mean come on). Well now I'm back, and better than ever.
And I'll be damned if I let anything get in the way of having a good time.
My mistake was trying to take on everything at once (and being cringy as hell but I mean come on). Well now I'm back, and better than ever.
And I'll be damned if I let anything get in the way of having a good time.
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Satoi woke groggily, at the crack of dawn. He'd wanted to wake up earlier, but the hay had been so comfortable... It'd been so long since he'd slept on something soft that he'd fallen asleep like a stone. Taking a quiet breath, he pulled himself up to a sitting position and began leisurely stretching his limbs. Indeed, the hay had been a lot more comfortable than rough ground.
Satoi froze suddenly as a voice rang out outside the barn, alerting the ninja to the owners of the hay impromptu bed he'd enjoyed so much. He got up quickly, brushing the stray hay off his body, and glanced around. It was still early morning so the shadows were plentiful, so there wasn't exactly a lack of places to hide. Satoi directed his gaze heavenwards, towards the rafters. The shadows were particularly deep above and people tended not to look up very often.
His decision made, he began to cover his tracks. He scattered the hay to remove the human indentation he'd made in it, and began moving towards one of the barn's support pillars. As Satoi moved, he moved his feet in a sweeping motion, using his naturally large foot size as a makeshift broom to wipe away traces of his steps. He got to the pillar and grabbed hold. He wouldn't need his grappling hook for such rough wood.
Careful not to damage the pillar, Satoi began pulling himself up to the rafters. He hoisted himself up the sturdy beams as quietly and quickly as he could. He hoisted himself up onto the rafters just as the door to the barn began opening and stood stock still, squatting in the shadows. The wood was fortunately sturdy, he supposed they wouldn't have a problem holding his weight. He would wait until the occupants past and he could sneak out of the barn unnoticed. He could wait all day if he needed to.
Satoi froze suddenly as a voice rang out outside the barn, alerting the ninja to the owners of the hay impromptu bed he'd enjoyed so much. He got up quickly, brushing the stray hay off his body, and glanced around. It was still early morning so the shadows were plentiful, so there wasn't exactly a lack of places to hide. Satoi directed his gaze heavenwards, towards the rafters. The shadows were particularly deep above and people tended not to look up very often.
His decision made, he began to cover his tracks. He scattered the hay to remove the human indentation he'd made in it, and began moving towards one of the barn's support pillars. As Satoi moved, he moved his feet in a sweeping motion, using his naturally large foot size as a makeshift broom to wipe away traces of his steps. He got to the pillar and grabbed hold. He wouldn't need his grappling hook for such rough wood.
Careful not to damage the pillar, Satoi began pulling himself up to the rafters. He hoisted himself up the sturdy beams as quietly and quickly as he could. He hoisted himself up onto the rafters just as the door to the barn began opening and stood stock still, squatting in the shadows. The wood was fortunately sturdy, he supposed they wouldn't have a problem holding his weight. He would wait until the occupants past and he could sneak out of the barn unnoticed. He could wait all day if he needed to.
Well then, now that that's out of the way, we need to cook this lion. Anyone care to make a fire so we can roast it?
I dunno about dying light, it's not exactly alive but I'm pretty sure it aint dying either.
I'm pretty awful with names so I'll take a back seat here.
@Dynamo FrokaneI'm still here, I just briefly died
Oh dear. Welcome back to the land of the living I suppose.
I don't really mind either
Wonder where athinar is...
@Dynamo Frokane
I've been sitting here the whole time
I've been sitting here the whole time
@Lord of Evil Don't worry, we will ignore all your accomplishments so you don't feel bad about having them. 👍
And just to clarify, was the tail cut?
No, I don't think the tail was cut.
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