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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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A giant that farms crops or someone who farms giants?


Yes
A crossbow that fires magic? You don't see those everyday.


Sure, why not?
@Lord Orgasmo

I forgot to mention, firearms are still currently being made in the world of Aeos. In other words, we are stuck at the hand cannon/fire lance era.


In that case I'll probably just give him a crossbow.
Here's a more detailed list of the spells Ysran can cast, as well as a short description of them.



Another thing about Ysran's magic is that in addition to mana, it also costs a bit of sanity to cast. So if Ysran goes around slinging spells super fast, he'll likely break down and start laughing uncontrollably or get unreasonable paranoid. Stuff like that.
I'm ready to begin as well, but perhaps we should let our younger companions finish their conversation first eh? In the mean time, I'm starved!

Lance looked around at the various meats, fruits, and vegetables. Finding a piece of Venison cooked to his liking, Lance had soon devoured the whole thing. Reaching out for the wine, Lance decided that now probably wasn't the best time to get tipsy. Lance continued to quickly devour more food, as if he hadn't eaten in days. Actually, only now does Lance realize how little he's eaten on the way here. Perhaps it was all the exitement, or perhaps it was something else entirely? But for right now, there's food to be eaten!
Guess I'll make my character sheet now.



TL;DR, He's a street magician who knows actual magic.
Ayyyy, Mind if I join the ride?
Lance turned to the old man, a bright smile appearing on his face.

"Yes indeed, I am. You must be Gioberto then?"

Lance had heard of this man, but never thought he'd see him in person. A barrage of questions entered his mind. However Lance decided this was not the time nor the place to bombard this man with mundane questions.
Lance stood in wonder at the magnificent mountains, taller than any he had seen in Eberron, but not for long. Quickly skipping up the seemingly endless steps he came to a great gate, which was soon opened by monks. He was lead through the Monastery, making sure to take mental notes of the layout. Eventually he was taken to a massive dining hall with all manner of food, wine, candles, and most importantly, potential friends and allies.

Scanning the room Lance noticed two small women at the table, dressed in fur coats, next to an old man, out of place from the rest of the monks. "These must be who I'm supposed to meeting with," he thought to himself. Lance decided It would be best to sit beside the old man and young ladies and with any luck, make some new allies.
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