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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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We could always make the Capitan's logs cannon, you guys unfreeze from time, and then we just go from there.
Here's the meme team in order of appearance.

Keep in mind that Ysran Stormreach is a running gag for me, and I will try to play as him whenever possible.

Current character count:

Ysran: 8

Lance: 2

Monica: 4

Alex: 4

Uniques: 8 (9 if you count Neo. I don't, because I haven't actually played as him yet)
Eh, I'll keep ma king Capitan's logs for a while, hopefully after a few days we'll be able to he back together.
Ysran took out his map of the town. There looked to be quite a distance to travel before making it to the castle. The city streets were full of life, noise, and joy. Or at least, he hoped joy. Ysran would constantly get turned around, only being able to recognize his location via landmarks. Asking the commoners, they would point him in the right direction, but he would constantly get lost. He some how managed to wander over to a harbor! Not as impressive as his of course. Looking around at it, an enormous ship caught his attention. It looked like one of those Pirate ships. He wondered what that was doing here. If it was a pirate ship, what would a pirate be doing here? Ysran quickly lost interest and began to wander again in the direction of the castle. He eventually found a man in armor holding a spear. Maybe he was a guard? Ysran went over to the man and asked, "Excuse me, can you show me how to get to the Castle?" Ratherth an speak, he merely pointed forward. In The distance was a huge structure. It was the castle."Oh." How had he missed that. With his newfound knowledge, he walked towards it.

Ysran looked down at his map once more. This was definitely the place. Putting away his map, he stepped towards the main gate of the castle, but the guards stopped him.

"Sorry, can't let you in. Official business only."

Ysran pulled out the letter and gave it to the guard." I got this letter the other day, I'm here about the whole recruitment thing".

Looking over the letter the guard let him pass, and Ysran wandered in. The halls were buzzing with people back and forth on what was likely about this whole "Scorn" thing. Wandering through a pair of massive doors, there was a Elf and what looked like a pirate. The Elf he could understand, but why the pirate? He stepped next to the Elven lady behind the pirate. He thought he heard the pirate say something about making a deal. He didn't know what kind of deal a pirate would make, and he kind of didn't want to know. He guessed he would just wait for the king to adress him, last time he pissed off royalty, he was almost eaten alive. But this time he wasn't a giant Eldritch fish diety, so his chances of being eaten were significantly slimmer.
Bluu looked over to the boy who had rushed towards him."How did I do it huh? I've had that question asked so many times now...Well, to put it simply, I've been doing stuff like this my entire life. Climbing buildings, jumping enormous gaps, and being able to run at incredible speeds certainly helps. Eleven feet is nothing. I'll have you know I've climbed over castle walls before, and I can do it again. At first I was trained by my father. He was a huntsman who graduated from here. He died when I was a little younger than you, and I was forced to learn on my own. I recently only found out he graduated here, and now I'm here to see what it's like."
"Well, that certainly could've gone better. But at least we're alive, right?"

Suddenly Ysran was struck by a question: What time is it? Ysran looked up to the sky. The sun wasn't visible, but a little bit of light could be seen on the horizon. Day would be here soon.

"I'm going to guess none of us are going back to sleep, huh? 'Cept maybe Sasha."
"Alright, here goes."

Ysran pressed the openings of the wound together and put the hot rock on it. Sasha, understandably, cried out in pain, kind of, as the red-hot rock sealed his wound shut. After a minute or so passed, Ysran checked the wound. It was sealed shut, but with a few burn marks. Sasha had quite a few scars, so hopefully he wouldn't mind a couple more. Checking the wound further, he confirmed that the bleeding had indeed stopped, but now came the matter of cleaning and dressing it. All that was left to wait for Gemma.
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