Lord Orgasmo

The Cosmic Jest - A Fantasy with Steampunk Elements Roleplay

Only now do I realize just how significantly older Lance is compared to everybody else. Unless we assume Golems have Golem years like dogs.

Book of Aeos (V1)

What's y'all muthafuckus problem with wizards? I'm just tryin' to live life over heee!

Remnant Has Fallen (RWBY-zombie apocalypse)dead

Bluu looked over to his left to see a new girl had popped into existence with her head on his shoulder."Oh. Hey. Yeah, there was a bit of a scene before, but it wasn't anything major. Don't worry about it to much, it'll make you go bald." he said pointing to his head, albeit mostly covered by his leather mask. "So anyways, anything around here worth exploring that you haven't seen already? Old ruins and whatnot." He turned his head once more towards the new girl."What about you? Know any good places?"

The Cosmic Jest - A Fantasy with Steampunk Elements Roleplay

Too late. Here's hoping my awful storytelling doesn't break immersion.

The Cosmic Jest - A Fantasy with Steampunk Elements Roleplay

"I got it." Bringing the girl up into his arms and then onto his back, piggyback style, making sure her head was just a little lower that his, he never quite realized just how light she was. Huh. Maybe he was stronger than he though. Taking careful steps out the door and into the courtyard, another small crowd had gathered, likely to see the Baron's return. The short walk to the road was... Mostly without injury. He pulled his hair a little re-adjusting Veronica, but other than that, not much seemed out of the ordinary.

Finally reaching the road, a Carriage led by two beautiful chestnut horses could be seen in the distance. Looks like the Baron's back, and just in time. He set the girl down very gently, but held onto her hand with a soft but iron grip. She wasn't going to be running away."Here he comes! You ready? Be mindful of the horses, I don't want you getting hurt." His mind traveled back to his time leading a caravan through Ebberon, only to be kicked in the face by one of the horses. He had a broken jaw and nose. Heh. Fun times. He almost missed it. Almost. Snapping back to reality, he re-gripped Veronica's hand, just to be safe.

The Cosmic Jest - A Fantasy with Steampunk Elements Roleplay

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The Cosmic Jest - A Fantasy with Steampunk Elements Roleplay

Working as an aide for this little girl had proven far more difficult than he had ever thought possible. He thought his time in the military was hards, but this was something else. He'd defended her for almost four months now, and had had a pretty hard time of it. Thankfully, others had joined the fray, and he could have a few precious moments of rest. On top of protecting the girl, he had recently started to dabble in potion making. Taking a few classes, a few experiments here and there, but nothing advanced. He could identify several types of potions and poisons. Whether it by smell, taste, or more often, its color.

Lance had the opportunity to relax for once. Laying back on a couch in the living room, he slowly began to drift off into a peaceful sleep. But he new it wouldn't last long. Wait for it. Wait for it..! CRASH!."Ah, hell." Visibly straining to get up, Lance rushed over to the source of the noise, only to find a small group had gathered surrounding Veronica. She appeared unharmed."Heh, looks I'm a little late to the party eh?" He said sleepily. Looks like that nap was going to have to wait awhile.

Book of Aeos (V1)

Ysran locked eyes with the bulky man throughout his speech. Anger was a powerful emotion. You can use strength unknown to you, or perhaps even take a hit from something that would normally kill you. However in most cases, you leave your mental state in a vulnerable position. This man had done just that. In a matter of seconds, Ysran had full access to his mind. Not in terms of mind reading, but in terms of overpowering him. Ysran, Priming a spell in the back of mind, never stopped maintaining eye contact, yet he could hear a large group approaching."I do not wish to fight you. There's likely a small group of zombies to my right. They likely will just try to protect Thiara and I. If you do not attack us, no harm will likely come to either of us. But, should they attack on sight...Do whatever you want to them. Let's just...Talk this out." Walking a few steps forward, Ysran kicked the axe back towards the man."Should these guys attack you, you'll likely want that." Turning his head towards the group approaching, yet still maintaining eye contact, Ysran spoke:"Caractacus! Get over here! We need to have a...'Discussion'. We seem to have reached a misunderstanding..."

Remnant Has Fallen (RWBY-zombie apocalypse)dead

As The two students began giggling, Bluu was... A bit confused. He usually wasn't in situations like this and was unsure how to react. "So, now that we're all well and good, what do you say to a bit of fun? We could go out in the woods and go hunting, we could...uh...we could...do that card game thing?" Bluu wasn't sure on what to do. To him, running around and exploring was his idea of fun. But these kids were used to a confined space. Being someone with little to no boundaries, he wasn't quite sure what they would do. "Have you explored everything around here? If not, we could go look around a bit, see what we can find."

The Cosmic Jest - A Fantasy with Steampunk Elements Roleplay

Seeing as magic exists, would it be logical to assume potions exist?