Lord Orgasmo

The Cosmic Jest - A Fantasy with Steampunk Elements Roleplay

I'm also here.

Book of Aeos (V1)

Hearing shouting from behind, Ysran did his best not to absolutely lose it. Turning around, a new man had appeared, charging towards the woman he had just met. He could let her die. Right here. Right now. But what fun would that be. Extending his hand forwards, Ysran spoke in an Occult tounge:"Vis... Massale!". On command, a black orb flew out of Ysran's hand like a bat out of hell. Heading straight for this new figure, it landed right at his ankles, knocking him face-first to the ground. Don't get up. If you're going to attack again, I will not let you off so easy. We are not with this Dark Lord guy. I don't even know who he is. We can all be friends here."

The Fall of Scorn [A Fantasy Tale and Always Open!]

So the emperor had a plan huh? Well, at least that means he wouldn't need to think as hard. After a moment, Janus walked over to a bookcase on the side of the room. So he had it written down. Here's hoping it was a good plan. After shuffling through the books, thr bookcase slid over revealing a hidden passageway. Ohhhh...That's pretty cool. If he ever went home, he was totally going to get one of those. But then came the costs and building procedures came to mind. Aaand there went his interest in it. Snapping back to reality, he saw everybody beginning to leave through the passage. Time to go!

The passage led down fairly far. The temperature bagan shifting oddly. Down, then back up, then back down again. Where was this going?

Then came the paintings. So many of them! They seemed to be detailing the history of this place. There was a painting detailing a newborn, all the way to an old man decorated in a robe and a crown. As the party was led down the hall even further, a trio of metallic statues guarded a large iron door. They looked like a dungeons and dragons party. They looked like a knight, a wizard of sorts, and then an archer. Before Ysran had a chance to analyze them further, they came to life! Reaching for his blade, as did a couple of others. Before a second had passed, the emperor had raised his hand and stuck out his pendant. The statues stopped, bowed, and then opened the doors. Oh yeah, he was totally going to get one of those.

The room they were led to was full of strange oddities. The biggest mystery was an enormous skeleton of some strange creature. Ysran had no clue what it could be. Perhaps it was... A big lizard thing. He'd seen strange things before, but, they were alive. Or at least about as alive as an Eldritch horror could get. Then there was all the shiny stuff, but Ysran showed little interest. Shiny things were usually of no use, and were just to show off. Then Janus asked the question "Shall we begin?" "I'm ready if you are."

The Cosmic Jest - A Fantasy with Steampunk Elements Roleplay

@IceHeart All fixed

The Cosmic Jest - A Fantasy with Steampunk Elements Roleplay

Lance

Full name: Lance D'Phiarlin

Appearance:
Usually wearing a tunic, Lance blends into the crowd, but when it's time for battle, Lance wears scalemail covered by a central breastplate. His weapon of choice ironically enough is a lance, yet he is trained with most other weapons.

Age: 34

Gender: Male

Race: Elf

Skills: Lance is a master Tactician and fighter. Keenly aware of his surroundings he is able to get an advantage almost anywhere on the battlefield. Not only this, but he is incredibly social, and is able to make friends very easily, because of this he has many connections.

History: Lance comes from the country of Ebberon, located to the far west. Born to a pair of army generals, Lance had little choice but to be raised as a soldier. He had an iron will and a strong arm at an early age, and only continued to improve, even to the point of surpassing his parents. When Ebberon went to war with a neighboring country, Kyber. Lance was chosen as an ambassador, and was able to easily convince the king to stop fighting. Unfortunately, shortly after, the king was assassinated and Kyber went to war with Ebberon. Lance was chosen to be one of five leaders in charge of the main bulk of Ebberon's army. Here is where Lance found his innate knack for tactics, defeating Skrimish after skrimish, they had easily captured the main city of Kyber.

Once the county was no longer at war, Lance was at a bit of a loss as to what to do. Planning was his specialty, yet he had no plan of action. Lance wandered around his hometown, doing whatever he could to help. He liked helping others, it gave the same sense of being useful as when he was a General. Shortly after, he decided that while his home was all well and good, he wanted to know what else he could do, and set out. Going from Country To Country, Lance was able to always make a few friends, and was always in a joyous state. Taking odd jobs here and there, Lance has a bit if experience with everything. Thus he arrived here, looking for what there is to see, and hoping to make some friends.

Lance had wandered from place to place helping people where he could. And yet he always felt... temporary. It was as if as soon as he was done with whatever task he was assigned, he was sent away, like he had outlived his usefulness. He wanted something more... Permanent? A career of sorts. But what? Most jobs weren't in his area of expertise. He was a natural born fighter and defender, what could he possibly do? Just as he was about to lose hope, he got word of a Baron looking for a guard of sorts to protect his daughter. This was his chance! Lance took the job in a heartbeat, knowing he'd finally be of significant use again.

The Cosmic Jest - A Fantasy with Steampunk Elements Roleplay

@IceHeart Alright, I gave it my best shot. Wrote some more in the hider on the last page.

Book of Aeos (V1)

<Snipped quote by Lord Orgasmo>

You mean your love is sometimes used in some really kinky games?

@AtomicNut

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Book of Aeos (V1)

Banditos, eh? I don't think so. He would've attacked when my back was turned. He might be with the other guy." Ysran pondered for a second on the situation, when an ear-shattering CRACK! flew by his ear. Flinching, he turned to see that most of the treeline to his left had turned to ash and fire."Wow. Maybe you need to reach me a few things. Let's, uh... put down the staff for a moment. See if we can't talk things out. Thought we might have a bit of a hard time seeing a you just tried to murder that guy. Speaking of which," Turning to the treeline, or at least, what was left of it, he took a few steps towards where the man was."Hey! You ok? Sorry about that. We can all talk this over."

Book of Aeos (V1)

@Lich My love is like a candle. Gentle and warm. Just don't forget about me, or I'll burn your fucking house down.

Multiverse: You Are The Character

Sitting in his room, tapping on his phone like usual, a boy was doing what he did. When suddenly, the app on his phone closed, and a large central button appeared. Letting curiosity get the best of him, he tapped on it, knowing full well it was likely a virus. His phone was yanked out of his hands and began glowing brightly, floating in the air. Reaching for it, he felt his hand get sucked into the light, soon followed by the rest of his body.

Being flung downwards he landed face down on some sort of carpeting. That's odd. His room had wooden floors. Standing up, his long black hair covered his face. But... he had blonde hair. Brushing his hair out of his face, he felt his ears. They seemed much... pointier than he remembered. Looking around this new room stood another man. And... is that a horse? Albeit a small one, there was a red horse in the room. Standing utterly confused, he looked down. He was wearing a deep blue robe and boots. Feeling around himself. On his hip he found... A gun?! Where did he find this? He then found what felt like a handle on the other hip. Looking towards it, it looked like a Machete. He looked like Ysran come to life! Only one way to find out for real. Concentrating, he raised his hand upwards. Swirling darkness swept around him. Nice. Then, of all the possible thingz, the pony started to talk to him."What the hell man." What was going on? Who was this "Code" person? Where was this place? How did he get here? The best course of action was likely just to listen and see what exactly was going on. This was going to be a long day.