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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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An Emergency Service Party. Well... it was probably one of the strangest parties she'd been to. Her college days were pretty weird, but this took the cake. A real-life gathering of superheroes. Monica didn't think they'd ever exist, let alone her being at one. She'd been around all this stuff for a while now, but she still couldn't quite come to terms with its existence. Everyone seemed so happy though. Some stranger offered her a glass. Champagne. She wasn't really a drinker. Alcohol always led to bad things. And seeing how she was surrounded by superheroes, it just seemed like a bad idea to have alcohol involved. Then again, it wasn't that alcoholic. She supposed just one couldn't hurt. She took the glass.

There didn't seem to be that much out of the ordinary. People were socializing, there was the clinking of glasses, everybody seemed to be having fun. Well, with exception of a couple of those that seem to not like talking.

There were a couple of people who stood out. One was some guy in a purple leather jacket and goggles. She appreciated the leather jacket, although purple seemed to be an odd color. Eh. The other was a boy. He looked waaaay to young to be drinking. He didn't look out of his teens! Well, she was a doctor, Not his mom. She doubted he'd listen anyways. I mean if some random person told her she should be eating that that cake because it's bad for you, she probably wouldn't listen.

She took a sip. Nope. Nu-uh. That's gross. That was not her favorite drink. Well, there goes the drinking option. Well, all that's left to do now is wait. Maybe something would go completely wrong and a big fight would break out. Or, maybe one of her patients recognizes her. All that's left was to find out.
Ysran opened his eyes. The sunlight was nearly blinding he he tried to sit up. What happened last night? There was... Chuckles. He got to say hi.then there was the whole lake thing. There were... Murlocs. And... a fight. And then, some new guy showed up. He looked around. Everybody seemed to be in one piece. Chuckles had been sent back to the Void before Ysran went back to sleep.

He stood up. Sakem was prodding Alberich with a stick, and Elyria had...Eggs? That seemed nice. Ysran wasn't too hungry, and even then he could just light up a fish or two. Looks like Kathryn was up, too. The plan huh? He should probably get in on this, throw some more ideas out there. He walked over.

"Well, I think we should find the next town. Who knows, I might have some connections there. Stormreach Harbor is very well known around certain parts. If anything else, I could probably procure supplies."

Yran thought back to his wealth. He really wasn't a high-life guy. He preferred the simpler stuff. It built character. Didn't turn you into a posh bastard. But money did have its uses. People generally listened to you more, or less depending on their views. With any luck, these guys wouldn't change their views.
In Outlaw 9 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Guess I'll give this a shot, too.


Ysran rolled over. And his head promptly went into a rock. He reeled back. "Ow." He looked around. There were... logs and reeds and stuff all around the campsite. The fire was still burning. He looked up. Still dark. What woke him up anyways? Oh right. Chuckles' growl just a moment ago. And something like... a horse? He stood up and brushed himself off. He picked up his blade and walked towards the commotion. Everybody seemed to have gathered by the lake. Chuckles was there, too. And so was some guy with a horse. What happened? At least his headache was gone. Walking over to the others, he pointed to the new guy. "Who's this? And why are we all standing around here anyways? Someone drop something in the lake?" He looked over to the lake. Bubbles and rapid ripples were on the surface of the water. Chuckles was stood with his arms out, seemingly angry at something. "What's with-" as soon as Ysran began to speak, a figure leaped out of the water. Yet it was cut short when five sharpened claws tore it's chest open mid-air and was slammed to the ground. Another tearing sound could be heard as Chuckles ripped the head off of the body of this figure. "Ooooh... so that's... Got it." Ysran stepped a little closer. The body was like that of a fish and a human. Kind of. Like an aquatic Shambler almost. What were these things? Sahuagin? No, not humanoid enough. They were likely Murlocs. Either that or some seriously deformed merfolk.
So, in the hour I was gone, you've managed to make around 50 posts all together, and a discord chat.

What the hell guys.
@LordVoldemort *Magic Missle*
@LordVoldemort Well, at least he isn't another caster.
I see you Lord Voldemort! A lord like myself can always spot another!
The man wanted his axe. That was easy. Axe. Axe. What was that? Chuckles tried remember. Axe. It was... shiny and hard. And used to attack trees. Chuckles remembered the bigger man using something to attack a tree. He ran back to the fire and grabbed a stick with a shiny part on it. He hefted it up, carrying it like Alberich would. He made his way to said man and held it up to him. The man took it, so he must have grabbed the right thing. Everybody was looking towards the body of water. They seemed angry. Was there something in there? He sloshed through the water. Bubbles and ripples began forming rapidly on the surface. Chuckles growled loudly, trying to scare off whatever was in the water. But it didn't work. They ripples only got worse. He was about to have a fight on his...Claws. He stood with his arms out trying to be as intimidating as possible.
Chuckles had a new command: get more trees. Easy. Chuckles began to shuffle once more into the woods to get more trees. Not a minute had passed before he was surrounded by dozens of the things. Chuckles took a mighty swing at the base of a tree, knocking a large chunk out of it. This followed by another. Then another. Then another. Within moments, a mighty crash could be heard as the tree hit the ground. How many should he get? Chuckles lifted the tree. It was a little heavy, but he could carry it with one arm. Reeling back, Chuckles began to swing away at another tree. Just like the first, the tree fell with another crash, and Chuckles lifted it underneath his arm. Two more. He could probably get two more. So he did. Slashing away, two more mighty crashes could be heard, as more trees fell victim to the Shambler. Putting two of the he trees under each arm, he began to drag them back to the camp.

About halfway there, Chuckles could hear a screeching sound. The sound people make when they see him. Was there another one of him? Chuckles began to go somewhat faster towards the group. Upon arriving, everybody was around the fire, and they looked different, too. One of them didn't have her shiny skin on, and she looked to be asleep. The other one was covered in something. It was probably water. Chuckles knew that people like master liked water. Maybe she went... what was it called? Swimming? But then there was the man with a lot of others around him. He said something, but Chuckles couldn't quite hear him. Dragging the trees over to Alberich, he set them down by him. He gave a short grunt to signify his presence, and sat down next to Alberich.
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