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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง„
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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Seth




Seth lazily opened his eyes as he sat up from his bed. He yawned as as he stretched his limbs. His eyes suddenly widened. "Aw, shit. It's today."
Seth groaned as he dragged himself out of his bed. He looked over to a chair in the corner of his room. His beanie and backpack sat there. He walked over and put on his beanie. He'd always been fond of them. He never knew why. Just one of those things, he guessed.

He looked in his pack. It was all the stuff he had prepared earlier in the week. Those few days really went by fast. Inside was just general stuff. An extra set of clothes, snacks, water, money, that kind of stuff. He put on a jacket and backpack and began to head outside. "Bye dads! I'm heading to the proffesor!" No response. Did they leave already? Or maybe they just didn't want to see him go. Oh well.

About 15 minutes later...

Seth arrived at the lab where a couple other people seemed to be waiting. "Hey now." He raised a hand and waved. Was this everyone? He expected a few more than this, but it was whatever. Hopefully they could get started soon. He's always liked adventure games, though he guessed this would be far more grueling than this. Though he supposed fighting monsters wouldn't be to far off. Maybe he should've brought a weapon or something. Oh well. No magic either, that kind of sucked.


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Milon




Milon blinked slowly. Well, guess there was a little more talking. Some of them seemed pretty into it. Oh well. He kind of wanted to light up a smoke, but you're not supposed to do that indoors. He heard something about a goddess. What were they talking about religion now? He wasn't really paying attention.

His eyelids began to get heavy, and he stretched out his arms and yawned. Could really go for a nap. Or at least a place to sit down. There looked to be a couple chairs to his left, but wandering off probably wasn't a good idea.

Guess he'd have a little more waiting to do. Last thing he wants to do is add to the confusion. He closed his eyes and his head began to hang down. "Just don't fall asleep..." He told himself.
I'm actually probably going to make a fighter instead. Far more simpler.
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