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Gifted Tempest

Kale Kahananui - Honolulu, Hawaii - 6 days later

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It's Kale's day off, and it had started off great. Waffles, bacon, and some Hawaii Five-O. It was the best.

But what was there to do today? He probably needed to buy groceries. Maybe he'd go surfing, if all else failed. Maybe he'd eat out for lunch. No, probably dinner instead. He could go to one of the local bars. MW sounded nice. Although it was usually pretty busy. Guess he'd make the decision when he got hungry later.

About three hours had passed, and there was nothing on tv, so Kale was getting bored. Perhaps he'd go for a walk around town. Check out some of the tourist attractions or something. Just then, there was a knock at the door. Who could that be? Hilo?

"Just a second!"

Kale hopped up from his chair, and opened the front door. Before him stood two men in black suits, and wearing sunglasses.

"Whoa. You guys the Men in Black? Am I secretly an alien or something?"

"Mr. Kahananui, we need you to come with us."

Uh... Sure. Do I need to grab any-" Kale turned to point into his home, when there was a sharp pain in his neck. Looking back to the two men, one was holding a small syringe in his hand, and it was empty.

"Really guys? I was going to come along quieeeetlyyy.. " Hot damn that kicked in fast. The last part of Kale's sentence seemed to go in slow motion, and he began to go numb, and his senses faded.

Somewhere in a box, under the rainbow

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As Kale woke up he immediately looked down, and breathed a sigh of relief. He still had his clothes on. Looking around the room, it looked like an apartment room, but also kind of like a prison. There weren't any bars per se, but there was a locked door. There was a small bathroom behind another door, but that was about it. Bare walls, minimal furniture, and a tile floor. Laying back down on his bed, he looked at the barren white ceiling. What was going on? Was this some sort of secret government facility? Or something far worse? Guess the only way would just be to wait until someone told him. Maybe they had an intercom hidden in here somewhere?

Gifted Tempest

Kale Kahananui - The Beach

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Kale's few days off were over, and it was time he returned to work. Kale worked as a Lifeguard at the beach, and loved every moment of it. The warm Sun, the people laughing and playing, the salty tang in the air, and the Ocean stretching as far as the eye can see.

Kale's main concerns were the children, and the surfers. Children usually came equipped with inner tubes or water wings, but a powerful wave could knock them off easily. It would be his job to swim out there and rescue them should the need arise. Whether they would need CPR or just brought back to shore, Kale would be there.

As far as Surfers go, Kale hadn't met one who couldn't swim, but that doesn't mean they were completely safe. When that wave gets to be to much, and you're shoved 15 feet under the water, you panic. You can't see anything, you can't breathe, you don't know which way is up, and your head fills with images of sharks and other deadly sea creatures. You open your mouth to scream, only for water to fill your lungs and your limp body floats to the surface. It was up to Kale to find these Surfers, and bring them back.

Fortunately, Kale was not alone. There were two other Lifeguards on duty at a time. Kale only knew of one other Lifeguard, but he wasn't on duty right now. He was a fellow Hawaiian, named Hilo. Kale didn't know the other two Lifeguards on duty very well, but he knew he could rely on them.

Kale's eyes scanned the horizon, looking for anything out of the ordinary. A few surfers went under from some big waves, but the would rise up only a couple of seconds later. The children stayed close to the shore, and everyone seemed to be having a good time.

"C...h...w...l..."

"Hm?"

Kale looked around. Nobody was close to him in his lifeguard tower, obviously. Maybe a seagull flew by?

"Hello? Someone there?" No answer. "Maybe Doc was right. All this might be getting to me. Although..."

Kale thought to himself. This had happened before,but only here. During his time off, he didn't have this problem. He'd heard from various conversations that the reason behind the whole "Genome Project" was to look for people who had weird mutations or something. Perhaps these strange noises were a part of that. Hopefully there'd be a cure or treatment of some sort. Maybe he had some sort of reaction to the salt in the air that was messing with his head. Kale felt...unsettled by the thought. He continued the rest of his shift in silence, and quickly returned home as soon as it was over.

Gifted Tempest

Kale Kahananui - Honolulu, Hawaii

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There was a slapping sound as Kale hit the snooze button on his alarm clock. He yawned, stretched and sat up before thinking about his next couple of days off. He briefly recalled something about testing at a clinic, so he'd need to get that done. Something about a Genome Project? Fortunately, there was one nearby. Within walking distance, even. Kale's joints popped loudly as he got out of bed and headed towards his closet.

Grabbing a blue t-shirt, some red shorts, and nondescript boxers, he headed for the shower.

One shower scene later...

Kale decided it would be best to see the doctor sooner rather than later, so he slipped on a pair of black sandals and hit the road.

The hot sun was a "warm" welcome as Kale stepped outside. The salty sea air was a familiar smell, and Kale's first thought was to hang out at the beach. But no, he wasn't supposed to do that today. The short walk to the clinic was mostly uneventful. A few seagulls, cars driving by, and the smell of malasadas being made. Arriving at the clinic, there was a surprising short line. Wasn't everyone supposed to do this? Whatever.

After telling the front desk he was here for the "Genome Project", he was directed to sit in the waiting room. Pulling out his phone and playing around, the 15 minute wait went by quickly. Kale barely heard the nurse say "Mr. Kahananui!".

Following the nurse into the designated blood draw room, the procedure was quick, silent, and relatively painless. Kale still wasn't entirely sure what this was all about. Maybe the government was going to clone him or something? That'd be pretty cool, actually. He could be in two places at once! While that likely wasn't the case, it was still a fun thought. Kale thanked the nurse and stepped back outside.

The next logical step for Kale was some good ol' fashioned breakfast. Kale walked back home with a single thought in his mind: Waffles. The breakfast of champions.

Gifted Tempest

Salad-Kun

Appearance
Name: Kale Kahananui

Age:28

Sex: Yes. Has anyone else done this joke yet? Male

Description: Kale is usually seen shirtless wearing his tooth necklace given to him by his mother when he was young. Kale doesn't know where the teeth are from. He tends to wear shorts(his favorite are red) and go barefoot, but if shoes are needed he prefers sandals. His body is clear of tattoos, however he does have a few small scars scattered around his body from various surf-related injuries. He stands at around "6'2 and 220 lbs, his athletic figure fitting him well.

Power: Ocean Man: As someone attuned to the Ocean, Kale has some mastery over it, from speaking to aquatic animals, shaping or moving water, to changing the temperature, or even walking on the water.

At the moment, Kale's powers just barely work, and have a few limitations. For starters, Kale isn't even sure how to use his powers, it just... happens. Secondly, these things happen slowly, water moves like molasses, and temperatures raise or lower very slowly as well, and they cannot change state (Steam/Ice), as for the speaking with aquatic creatures, it's generally very quiet, sparse, and sounds almost like a foriegn language to him. And lastly, the area he can control is very limited, probably about a bottle's worth can be affected at a time.

History: Kale was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, and has lived there all his life. If there was one thing Kale always loved, it was the beach. The endless ocean, the hot sun, and everybody loves everybody. All throughout high school, Kale was an amazing swimmer and was a valued member of the swim team.

But the swim team just wasn't for him, and he returned to the beaches and became a lifeguard. His days would be spent rescuing drowning victims and small children swept away. He learned to surf, and speak a little bit of Hawaiian.

However one day things began to change. Voices on the edge of his hearing. Water, seemed to be avoiding his feet. And water that had sitting out in the sun was still cold. But only while he was at the beach. He went to his doctor to see if there was something wrong. His doctor recommended he see a psychiatrist, as it might just be in his head. He went to see said psychiatrist, who said that the hot sun constantly beating on him might be taking a toll on his mental health. He recommended a few days off from work. Kale decided to do just that.

Gifted Tempest

I'm a little rusty at this, but here's what I've got.

Salad-Kun

Appearance
Name: Kale Kahananui

Age:28

Sex: Yes. Has anyone else done this joke yet? Male

Description: Kale is usually seen shirtless wearing his tooth necklace given to him by his mother when he was young. Kale doesn't know where the teeth are from. He tends to wear shorts(his favorite are red) and go barefoot, but if shoes are needed he prefers sandals. His body is clear of tattoos, however he does have a few small scars scattered around his body from various surf-related injuries. He stands at around "6'2 and 220 lbs, his athletic figure fitting him well.

Power: Ocean Man: As someone attuned to the Ocean, Kale has some mastery over it, from speaking to aquatic animals, shaping or moving water, to changing the temperature, or even walking on the water.

At the moment, Kale's powers just barely work, and have a few limitations. For starters, Kale isn't even sure how to use his powers, it just... happens. Secondly, these things happen slowly, water moves like molasses, and temperatures raise or lower very slowly as well, and they cannot change state (Steam/Ice), as for the speaking with aquatic creatures, it's generally very quiet, sparse, and sounds almost like a foriegn language to him. And lastly, the area he can control is very limited, probably about a bottle's worth can be affected at a time.

History: Ke was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, and has lived there all his life. If there was one thing Kale always loved, it was the beach. The endless ocean, the hot sun, and everybody loves everybody. All throughout high school, Kale was an amazing swimmer and was a valued member of the swim team.

But the swim team just wasn't for him, and he returned to the beaches and became a lifeguard. His days would be spent rescuing drowning victims and small children swept away. He learned to surf, and speak a little bit of Hawaiian.

However one day things began to change. Voices on the edge of his hearing. Water, seemed to be avoiding his feet. And water that had sitting out in the sun was still cold. But only while he was at the beach. He went to his doctor to see if there was something wrong. His doctor recommended he see a psychiatrist, as it might just be in his head. He went to see said psychiatrist, who said that the hot sun constantly beating on him might be taking a toll on his mental health. He recommended a few days off from work. Kale decided to do just that.

Gifted Tempest

Hey chief. I'd like to hop on.

Roleplay about being trapped inside a roleplay: Adventures from the Place Holder

Alex

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After handing his sheet over to Craig, Alex grabbed his phone with his spare hand and began to surf the web. He checked his emails, because for whatever reason, everything got sent to his spam folder. After a few minutes of reading, most of it was indeed spam and ads, nothing new.

There were a few times Alex would hear a door open and hear someone say something or another, but he learned to tune out such things. He looked back over at the table to see that it had mostly filled up, and there seemed to be much more food than before. Most notable was the Sushi and Brownies. Quickly grabbing a piece of nondescript sushi, he tossed it into his mouth and continued playing on his phone.

Perhaps a game or two to pass the time while Craig looks through the sheets. Wait, no. Craig would never look through the sheets. He'd probably just grunt and hand it back. Either that, or pretend to look interested and do the same.

Alex looked up from his phone at Craig. There was some sort of incoherent speech before giving a sheet back to someone. "Yeah, that's about right." Alex looked to see that his own sheet had been returned to him, and luckily with minimal damage.

Looking over his abilities once more he remembered his Minor Magic ability. Mage Hand was a nice spell, but perhaps there would but something better? He opened his mouth to speak, but it was about that time that a bright light shone from his left. Looking at the now floating book, Alex had to admit, it was a neat trick. "That's actually pretty cool. How'd you get it to-" the light suddenly got brighter, and Alex covered his eyes as it overtook him.

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Milon

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Before Milon even opened his eyes, his head hurt. A lot. He reached for his head, only to find that there was something stuck to his head. It felt like a horn of some kind. Pulling on it, Milon winced in pain, it was as it was stuck to him. Opening his eyes, and lowering his hand, he caught a glimpse of it. Something was wrong. Looking at his hands, he saw that they were now red in color, with claw-like nails. He looked around to see he was no longer in a house, but some sort of old timey tavern. He was still at a table though, so there was that at least. The others looked just as confused as he did, and they also looked somewhat strange.

He looked down at himself. "What in the Goddamn..." He found himself in leather armor, a deep brown in color, covering most of him. Strapped to him were a pair a Shortswords, buckled in their sheaths.

He turned to ask Craig what was going on, when he saw that he was missing. Great. "So, does anyone have any idea what's going on? Is the book still there? Maybe it has some clues."

Roleplay about being trapped inside a roleplay: Adventures from the Place Holder

Alex

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Careful steps could be heard as Alex emerged from a nearby staircase. With him, Alex carried a large platter with several clinking plates. On them sat Alex's famous 5-Cheese grilled cheese. Cheddar, Provolone, Mozzarella, Swiss, and Havarti melded together to create a oozing cheese filled toasted Sandwich.

Step by step, Alex slowly descended the stairs and took careful steps towards the table as to not send his delicious creations towards the ground.

At last he reached the table, and gently set down his platter of large sandwiches in an empty space near the center.

"Alright guys, Sandwich time. I made more than enough for everybody."

Alex sat in a nearby seat where he had put his character sheet. His arms still ached from carrying all those sandwiches in such an odd position, but the pain soon faded as he finished up his character sheet.

Alex tapped the eraser of his pencil against his lip repeatedly as he turned the cogs of imagination in his brain."Hmm... What's a good name? A mere second passed before he was struck by an idea."Milon."

He quickly wrote the name down and passed his sheet over to Craig."How's it look man?" Alex grabbed one of his Grilled Cheeses from the center of the table and began eating as he awaited Craig's judgement.

Roleplay about being trapped inside a roleplay: Adventures from the Place Holder

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Roleplay about being trapped inside a roleplay: Adventures from the Place Holder

Not so Evil Demon

True Name: Alex

True age: 25

True gender: Male

True appearance:

True personality: Alex is a Mischievous ass. He always has been, and likely always will be. You know the guy. Exquisite sarcasm, Moving all your stuff a few inches to the left, not enough to notice, but enough to give you an unsettling feeling. He'd know when enough is enough though, anything he stole or hid would be returned before you leave, any "Kick me" notes would be pointed out before you left, and by no circumstances would he do anything extreme. He'd never do anything that would cause any sort of permanent damage. Unless it's to your pride. Alex believes he keeps things interesting. Alex also can make some bomb-ass 5-cheese grilled cheeses, and it's probably one of very few things keeping him around.

Reason for having attended the game: Alex was up for a bit of party time, and decided a game of roleplaying could be fun. He could be an asset and an ass at the same time.

Character´s name: Milon Sulomades

Character´s age: 67

Character´s gender: Male

Character´s appearance:

Character´s background and lore: Milon was the bastard child of a Succubus and Some other humanoid race. Abandoned by his mother, he was raised by a family of humans, who tried to push him away from his demonic ancestry, and be a civilized person like so many others. In a way, this worked. Rather that growing up as a bloodlust fueled demon, a Murderer and thief, or some sort of Incubus, he was more... Neutral than expected. He made a few friends, but by the time he was 19, he disappeared without a trace.

In truth, Milon grew bored of the same day to day routine, and decided to look for greener pastures. Milon decided what could be more fun that traversing the world. Unfortunately, Milon's journey was over before it began. The first cave that Milon decided to traipse through would be the lair of a necromancer, who would immediately kill him. Being the necromancer that he was, Raised Milon and used him as a guardian for his cave.

48 years would pass, and the necromancer would grow in power, and so would Milon and his other undead associates, to an extent. Luckily for our "Hero", A band of high-level adventurers slaughtered the Necromancer in a surprise attack. With the control over him gone, Milon died. Again. As luck would have it, included in said party of high-level adventurers, was a Cleric, who raised Milon with a Resurrection spell.

Now alive for real this time, Milon was sent into the world once again. He'd need a few friends, to help keep him alive, and to help guide him in this new world. Or atleast, that's what would've been the plan. But we all know how this ends.

Character´s abilities:

• Sneak Attack: Deal extra damage from behind or to unaware enemies. This damage starts low, but grows as he does.
• Darkvision: Able to see up to 60 feet in the dark. Colors cannot be discerned in the dark, only varying shades of gray and white.
• Minor Magic: Mage Hand: Up to three times per day, Milon may move an object weighing no more than 15 pounds up to 30 feet. The object moves slowly, and cannot be used to attack others.
• Infernal Resistance: Tieflings have resistance to fire
• Weapon Finesse: Dex may be used instead of Str for weapon attack and damage

The DM was terrible at his job and let everyone toss their own ideas into this mess. What poorly thought out ideas did you contribute?: The Infernal Plane: Khyber. A Hellscape of fire, magma, and Demonic creatures that exists in a separate plane. Can be accessed through Planar travel magic.