Lord Orgasmo

#StillNotBitten [Invite Only]

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_{Location: Rushford, Ohio -- Jenkin's Diner}

Date: May 15th, 2019

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Kale put down his newly cleaned utensils onto an equally shiny and clean bar top. Upon hearing Karen's opinion on the phone trick, he shrugged his shoulders. She had a point. But as for looking around here...

"Yeah, I looked around a little back here. The cooler and freezer still work, so as long as we still have electricity, the food here should still be good if we ever need to come back. Well, at least for about 10 days. Most of the stuff in the cooler and freezer we can't take with us, but I imagine most of the stuff in the dry storage should be good. Breads, potatoes, probably juice and water, stuff like that. As for cooking things now, I have a few things on me, but if you want something cooked for later, let me know."

Kale nodded his head to his left towards the dry storage room. "This way towards the dry storage."

Kale began to walk towards the dry storage, when a thought struck him: is this disease transmittable through food or water? As long as he had clean surfaces, tools, and properly prepared food, they should be fine, but eventually, he doubted that they'd have such a luxury. Kale grasped at the tooth Necklace he wore and muttered to himself.

"Mālama iā mākou"

#StillNotBitten [Invite Only]

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_{Location: Rushford, Ohio -- Jenkin's Diner}

Date: May 15th, 2019

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Kale stood silently behind the Diner's bar, cleaning off his newfound utensils he had found in the kitchen. It had been a while since his days of flipping burgers, but he was glad to see he still had what it took.

But then came the decision: do they leave now? And how do they do it? Kale had little experience fighting off zombies, and most of the stuff he knew came from movies. A car seemed like a good idea, but it's not like a car is just going to have the keys in it. Though it's possible one of these people knew how to hotwire a car. Doubtful.

"Well, if you ask me, we should probably leave sooner, rather than later. But I suppose if we really need to, we could use this place as a base of operations for a short while. I'll try to make the food last as long as I can, but I'm not a miracle worker."

With any luck, there'd be minimal activity with the zombies. Everyone here seemed to be more or less athletic, and could probably run for quite a while, or fight off the zombies if push came to shove.

"I will say, if the dead are attracted to noise, it's entirely possible that we could make some kind of distraction with some sort of noise makers. I could play a loud noise on my phone and leave it somewhere, and run while they're distracted. Just a thought."

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@Hero@Kuro@ComradeMaxx

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#StillNotBitten [Invite Only]

"Hoōla ke Akua iā mākou."

_{[ ❇ ] S Y N O P S I S}

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_Name

Kale Kahananui

_Gender

Male

_Age

28

_Birthplace

Oahu, Hawaii

_{Former Life}

Chef from an Oahu resturant.

_{[ ❇ ] C H A R A C T E R I Z A T I O N}

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_{Appearance Description}

Kale has a few scars here and there, mostly from surfing incidents, knifes and getting popped by grease from fryers. He is usually shirtless, and wears shorts, but in the colder midwest, he just wears whatever fits.

_Personality

• Bubbly
• Optimistic
• Stubborn
• Humorous
• Protective

_Biography

Kale was born in Oahu, Hawaii, and lived there all his life. His parents were chefs, and through the power of nepotism, managed to land Kale a job at a local restaurant at an early age. There, Kale developed a love for food, and decided to go professional.

Kale also had a sister, named Alani, who is a year older than him. She moved to the midwest a couple of years earlier for work, and to pursue her master's degree in IT. It had been a while since Kale had seen her, and she invited him over to come see her. Kale, busy with work, had do delay the invitation, but eventually did arrive.

What Kale soon discovered, was horror. Some sort of "Wildfire Virus" had totally destroyed the entirety of the states. Kale was soon contacted by his sister, and told him of a safe haven called Camp Whispering Springs. A place without the undead.

_{[ ❇ ] M I S C E L L A N E O U S}

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_Gear

• Suitcase - Kale brought this in his suitcase.
• Knife Set - Kale's personal knives he uses for home cooking.
• A large bag of Taro(Kalo) - A Hawaiian root vegetable used for making Poi, a staple Hawaiian dish.
• Taro and Ti leaves - Leaves commonly used for cooking.
• Sea salt/mineral salt - Hawaiian salt.
• Spam and Rice - Staple foods for Hawaiians. Though this food was found here.
• Sanitizer solutions - as a Chef, Kale is a bit of a fanatic about keeping his "tools" and work surfaces clean.

_Skills

• Cooking - Kale knows traditional Hawaiian Cuisine and some Italian, but if all else fails he could just whip something up on the fly.
• Fishing - Fish is very popular in Hawaii, and so Kale learned to fish for food at home.
• Food Preservation - Various forms of preservation such as Curing meat, freezing, and using salt.
• Athleticism - Kale likes to stay in shape, both to show off while at the beach and to keep his stamina up while running around the restaurant.
• Food Safety - What kind of food is safe to eat, what temperature food should be kept at to be safe, etc.

_Other

Kale's parents are still in Oahu, and his sister is (hopefully) in Camp Whispering Springs. He also speaks fluent Hawaiian.

#StillNotBitten [Invite Only]

Salad-Kun

"Who's hungry?"

_{[ ❇ ] S Y N O P S I S}

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_Name

Kale Kahananui

_Gender

Male

_Age

28

_Birthplace

Oahu, Hawaii

_{Former Life}

Chef from an Oahu resturant.

_{[ ❇ ] C H A R A C T E R I Z A T I O N}

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_{Appearance Description}

Kale has a few scars here and there, mostly from surfing incidents, knifes and getting popped by grease from fryers. He is usually shirtless, and wears shorts, but in the colder midwest, he just wears whatever fits.

_Personality

• Bubbly
• Optimistic
• Stubborn
• Humorous
• Protective

_Biography

Kale was born in Oahu, Hawaii, and lived there all his life. His parents were chefs, and through the power of nepotism, managed to land Kale a job at a local restaurant at an early age. There, Kale developed a love for food, and decided to go professional.

Kale also had a sister, named Alani, who is a year older than him. She moved to the midwest a couple of years earlier for work, and to pursue her master's degree in IT. It had been a while since Kale had seen her, and she invited him over to come see her. Kale, busy with work, had do delay the invitation, but eventually did arrive.

What Kale soon discovered, was horror. Some sort of "Wildfire Virus" had totally destroyed the entirety of the states. Kale was soon contacted by his sister, and told him of a safe haven called Camp Whispering Springs. A place without the undead.

_{[ ❇ ] M I S C E L L A N E O U S}

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_Gear

A couple of kitchen knives, a lighter, some bottles of water, and some miscellaneous food. Most of it is Spam and Rice. He also has some sanitizer, and a couple pots and pans.

_Skills

• Cooking
• Fishing
• Food Preservation
• Athleticism
• Food Safety (What kind of food is safe to eat, what temperature food should be kept at to be safe, etc.)

_Other

Kale's parents are still in Oahu, and his sister is in Camp Whispering Springs. He also speaks fluent Hawaiian.

#StillNotBitten [Invite Only]

Hey assholes I'm here now

Erstwhile School ~ Fantasy Board School RP

I think I could give this a try

Word association Game!

Dentist

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Gray Horizon

Sk8r boi

"When you're a fly on the wall, you learn quite a lot."

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Name: Kevin Klein

Alias: None.

Namesake: Calvin Klein

Age: 17

Gender: Male

Birthday: June 13th

Zodiac: Gemini

Chinese Zodiac: Goat

Appearance: While inside and in hotter weather, Kevin can usually be seen without his beanie, but he usually is pretty adamant about having his jacket on. Kevin is about 5 feet, 11 inches tall, and has a little bit of muscle definition, mostly in his legs.

Personality: Kevin is somewhat shy and introverted, but also very patient, and usually tries to avoid people as to avoid drama.

Short Biography: Kevin was never really a people person, even as a child. He'd always either end up getting in trouble or getting rejected, and eventually, he gave up on trying to make friends. Nowadays, Kevin draws as little attention to himself as possible preferring to be "fly on the wall"

But it's not all bad. Being so unnoticeable, Kevin has found that he can eavesdrop on people with relative ease. Nobody notices he's there, and he can hear all the rumors, gossip, and tales spread around the school. At this point, he's probably got dirt on half the school. And while he could sell this info, or even blackmail people with it, Kevin just wants a quiet life, and keeps his mouth shut.

Quirk: Kevin is highly unnoticeable and blends into the crowd nearly instantly. With this, Kevin has learned to listen closely to everything around him, and can even tune out most other noises to listen in on one specific thing.

Other:Kevin rides a Bike and a Skateboard just about everywhere. He can't do any Bike tricks, but he can do a few on his Skateboard.