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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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Winter wonderland. I'm like Anakin Skywalker. I hate sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere.

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I can smell smoke every time I pass by my neighbor's apartment. Must be really bad at cooking or something.
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Interacting with/Mentioning: @Ambra (Asumi), Masashi's stomach



Just as Chen had turned to begin to run, the police had already arrived. Next thing he knew he was in the back of a police car, headed to the station. They couldn't arrest him, right? He never touched the body, he didn't go around that area often, there was no way they'd have anything against him. All he had to do was just play along, and they'd let him go. Well, hopefully.

Talking with the detective woman was painless enough. They were pretty basic questions that he could answer easily. "Do you have an alibi? Did you touch the body? Did you notice anything or anyone suspicious?" That sort of deal. The longest part was mostly the waiting, but after an egregious couple of hours, he was finally released along with the rest of his cohorts.

The walk home was a little tense as he led the pack towards his house, given what had happened, but eventually he heard Asumi ask about dinner, which was quickly followed by the sound of a whale's call. Er, wait, no that was somebody's stomach growling. Guess it was later than he thought. But the question still remained. He had a few ideas, but nothing concrete.

"Well, if I'm being completely honest, I don't really know for certain. Though he did recently get a new wok, and he's been dying to try it out, so it'll probably be something made with that. Of course, he'll also probably make something like..." Chen put his hand to his chin and looked down as he slowed his pace slightly. "Maybe wontons or spring rolls. Or crab rangoon. He loves crab rangoon."

He could see his house in the distance. It didn't stand out much the rest of the other nearby houses, but it was still his home. He pointed to his house off in the distance. "Looks like we're almost there. Hopefully we can still get some studying done. If not, then, well, maybe you guys can come over again sometime. "
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