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4 yrs ago
Current Ethical? No. Illegal? Also no.
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4 yrs ago
Some people need to make a hard choice when deciding which two karaoke streams they want to listen to. I have no such weakness: I have two ears for a reason.
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5 yrs ago
The hard part about trying to play some politically savvy mastermind is the assumption that the world operates off real world politics and not your DM’s politics.
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6 yrs ago
Don't put too much stock in prophesies. At best they're full of shit, but more often than not they're one of those self-fullilling kinds. Plan for what happens afterwards instead.
6 yrs ago
A character isn't deep or compelling just because you let them get hurt a lot, are always depressed, or do morally questionable things.
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If you're here either you're wondering what I'm doing cause I need to post in your RP (In which case, calm yo tits, I'll get around to it), or you want to know who I am. So let's begin.

I'm a college age asian kid who has more heart than he has senses. I'm still working out this whole "adulthood" thing, so until then I just do what I feel I must. As far as personality and traits go, I'm not one for boasting. So if there's anything redeeming about myself you'd have to figure it out in person or by word-of-mouth. Generally however I'm rather perverted, in the best and worst ways. nothing is too much until I've crossed the line, and that just means I've started.

As far as Roleplays I like, I have a thing for fantasy, though I'm also good for some types of sci-fi, supernatural, Modern, and slice-of-life. If it's open and sandbox, I'll probably join it. Never really been a romantic, I often chose to sexualize any notion of romantic encounters I come across. I generally write at Casual quality, though I have no issues with Free-Level Rp/Players and I can hold my own in Advance.

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Also misses. Wanna spend your last luck point on trying to make the unarmed strike land?
Both will miss. Wanna try and use a lucky point to hit em?
"I'll take care of the dwarf!" Pylia shouted out as you seemed hesitant about either going to save him, or fighting these goblins before you. Pylia grasped her amulet and looked towards the dwarf, her eyes slightly glowing with magic. ^Live!^ Once more Pylia spoke in a strange ethereal language that send a bolt of divine energy towards the dwarf. It engulfed him completely, but instead of doing any harm, it seemed to heal his wounds, though not completely. But it was enough for him to get back onto his feet and face off against the taller, somewhat more menacing hobgoblin leader.

Shortly after healing the man Pylia dashed towards one of the goblins who you struck. Before he could recover Pylia stabbed him in the neck with his knife, causing him to scream in agony before bleeding out on the ground. She then used her body to seperate you and the goblin, giving you some space to move without the gremlin able to get a clear hit on you. "Go! Help him, I'll finish off this one!" Just as she says that, the goblin cuts her leg, but she doesn't let that slow her down as she grits her teeth and glares down the goblin. "You're going to wish I had finished you off the first time!"

Meanwhile the dwarf manages to hold his own against the two goblins well enough. When the smaller goblin tried to attack him, thanks to Pylia's healing magic, he was able to stand and deflect the blow before it could strike him. However when he tried to turn and attack the hobgoblin, he proved to be much more capable a fighter, deflecting the dwarf's onslaught as he slashed the dwarven man across the face. It was a deep cut, and if it weren't for Pylia's healing magic that might've killed him. But the dwarven man was not looking much better, as he was on the cusps of death once more. "Yer nuthin but a half-goblin sun-borne bastard as expected of a milk-drinkin drow ass tickler!"

They're just misses. I might flavor up a crit hit or miss, but they don't otherwise have any mechanical benefits or drawbacks.
The dwarf is still alive, so it will take your action. Not to mention moving towards him will invoke AoP's from the two goblins who are currently fighting you. If it matters, Pylia will tell you that she will heal the dwarf, just focus on the goblins.
Just as the other goblins approached to attack the lone dwarf, you burst from the bushes and smashed your staff into the head of one of the goblins. They staggered forward and turned to strike at you, however your unarmed strike throws the cretin off his feet and into a tree. As the other two goblins turned to attack you, a ball of fire launches out and slams into one of the goblins, setting him aflame as Pylia comes out from cover. "Vile creatures! To ashes with you!"

Seeing the two ambush their ambush, the bigger goblin roared and started pointing at you and the cart. The other two goblins at the back of the cart, even the one that was on fire, charged at you, screaming and swinging their swords at you. One jumped into the air to slash down at you, the light deflecting off his sword to blind you for just a moment. In that brief moment you were blinded, and you could just barely see the sword about to slice you across the chest. But in the same movement, you managed to step back and avoid the critical blow, though the tip of the sword still managed to give you a shallow cut across the cheek. The second, rather crispy goblin tried to attack you right after, however you were easily able to parry his attack.

The other three goblins rushed the cart and the dwarf who came out. He was trying to aim for one of the goblins attacking you, however they interrupted him, barraging him with a flurry of swords. He managed to stop the first attack using his crossbow as a guard, however this left him defenseless as the other goblins hacked into his chest an legs. However despite how heavy these blows where, the dwarf still stood strong, if rather bloodied now. "You damn vermin! I won't go down that easy! Son, my axe!" From the cart the younger looking dwarf picked up a rather hefty looking battleaxe and tossed it to the fiery hair dwarf. Grasping the blade with both hands he hewed through two of the goblins with a single swing.

However the goblins were just a diversion. As the dwarf tried to battle the other goblins, the bigger hob snuck up from behind and slashed the dwarf across the back, causing him to fall to his knee. "Son... Go, get away from here, please..." The dwarf gasped as he struggled to stay on his feet.

Coo. Recalculating...
@Guardian Angel Haruki
So I just rolled an attack from one of the goblins and he landed a crit. Would you like to use one of your lucky points to reroll?
Both strike hits, unfortunately your first strike one kill the goblin, but your unarmed strike will finish it off. I’ll be posting t up soonish.
Okay yeah, they definitely don’t see you coming. So that means you get advantage on your first hit to the nearest goblin!

Btw the general lay out of the battle map: there are three goblins to the south, where you and Pylia are coming from, and four goblins to the north, one who’s the big goblin.
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