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4 yrs ago
Current Ethical? No. Illegal? Also no.
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4 yrs ago
Some people need to make a hard choice when deciding which two karaoke streams they want to listen to. I have no such weakness: I have two ears for a reason.
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5 yrs ago
The hard part about trying to play some politically savvy mastermind is the assumption that the world operates off real world politics and not your DM’s politics.
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6 yrs ago
Don't put too much stock in prophesies. At best they're full of shit, but more often than not they're one of those self-fullilling kinds. Plan for what happens afterwards instead.
6 yrs ago
A character isn't deep or compelling just because you let them get hurt a lot, are always depressed, or do morally questionable things.
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If you're here either you're wondering what I'm doing cause I need to post in your RP (In which case, calm yo tits, I'll get around to it), or you want to know who I am. So let's begin.

I'm a college age asian kid who has more heart than he has senses. I'm still working out this whole "adulthood" thing, so until then I just do what I feel I must. As far as personality and traits go, I'm not one for boasting. So if there's anything redeeming about myself you'd have to figure it out in person or by word-of-mouth. Generally however I'm rather perverted, in the best and worst ways. nothing is too much until I've crossed the line, and that just means I've started.

As far as Roleplays I like, I have a thing for fantasy, though I'm also good for some types of sci-fi, supernatural, Modern, and slice-of-life. If it's open and sandbox, I'll probably join it. Never really been a romantic, I often chose to sexualize any notion of romantic encounters I come across. I generally write at Casual quality, though I have no issues with Free-Level Rp/Players and I can hold my own in Advance.

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There were no carts to send inside, as most of the furniture seemed to have been chairs, tables, or containers. At beast you find a broken barrel that had some cloth and rope in it. But seeing you look around gave Pylia and idea. “Hold on, let me see that.” Pylia looked through the barrel, cutting a five feet long length of cloth. “Shortfang, could you bring Syfr over?” Confused, Shortfang did as commanded. Than Pylia gently wrapped the cloth around Syfr to create a cloak, then a hood. “There we go. We can send Syfr inside, and I can summon my Silver Sword hidden underneath. When whatever on the other side attacks, Syfr can fly away and I can strike at it with my flying sword.”

Shor nods at this plan. “It’ll have to do. Keep your eyes above regardless, with any lucky it’ll be tricked by your decoy and we can all swarm it. Whenever you’re ready, I’ll open the door and we’ll see what happens next.” Everyone was ready. Shortfang channeled his eyes through Syfr so he can see whatever Syfr can see, while Pylia readied to summon her Silver Sword. Buddy simply remained ever calm and ready to smite down the next enemy he sees.

Then Orchid will follow up on his comment so long ago. Should I roll a leather tools check?
As you focused your senses towards the door, listening, feeling the air around you, you got a strange sort of premonition. The area around you was filled with nothing but death and blood, and beyond this door that feeling was heaviest. But you could also sense the presence of life, but also killing intent. There was a creature beyond these doors, and it was waiting for you. Waiting for you in the last place you'll expect it: above you. Looking up you could get an idea that there was a monster on the other side of this door waiting to attack from above, possibly once the team got inside. You weren't sure how or why, it was simply a gut feeling, but one you felt was most accurate.

Meanwhile Shor put his hand on the door, looking towards the party and speaking in a low, hush tone. "Let's get ready to move in. On the count of three, we'll go inside and get ready for battle. Attack anything that comes at you." Everyone else tensed, but no one seemed to have noticed the same strange feeling as you did. They were getting ready to charge forward, with Shortfang and Pylia at the rear, Buddy and Shor at the front, and you right dab in the center.

Oh shit. You actually managed to beat his stealth check. Posting soonish.
Your team followed you and Shor into the Keep. Whatever happened in here, it almost looked like someone else already came by to destroy the place. What little furniture that was around was all smashed up, with dead trogs all over the place. Torn apart by the slaads in their rampage. Pylia readied her club to attack anything that came at them while Shortfang had his hand crossbow and shortsword at the ready. Buddy seemed to be scanning the area intently while Shor kept close to everyone. "Seems like these Slaads are little more than mad beasts compared to even those troglodytes. Whatever foul magics brought them here, we'll need to end it. Do you smell that?" This whole keep already reeked of the sickening stench of rot and trog, which Pylia pointed out. "I'd rather not... But I'm guessing you noticed something?" Shor pointed towards a set of double-doors. There were many in this part of the keep, but Shor seemed to focus intently on this one. "Death. Lots of it. I'd bet fifty gold that whatever brought those slaads here required a lot of live sacrifices. So that's where we're heading to next. Keep your senses sharp."

Shor would lead the group to the door, stopping to listen inside. He didn't risk opening it right now in case there's something inside, but the door was sealed tight. Not even Shortfang or Syfr could get through, so they'll need to try and listen. Shor, Pylia, and Buddy did the same, trying to hear or sense something inside of that room.

Whipping your tonfa across the Slaad's exposed flesh, followed by a deep gut punch, the Slaad growled as he loomed over you with the intent of turning his full attention towards you. But just as he was about to lunge, a spectral hand shot forward towards his neck, causing the Slaad to choke. Behind you Aisha was doing some sort of Force Choke maneuver, causing the flesh around the Slaad's neck to rot and decay. "Captain! Finish him!" Hoisting his axe up high, Shor chopped right through the Slaad's leg, causing the beast to tumble forward, barely catching himself with his hands. But this left his neck completely exposed as Shor brought the blade down upon the Slaad's neck like a guillotine, decapitating the creature in one blow. Around the same time the other kobolds and giant crocodiles finished off their own Slaad, sustaining minimal casualties.

However this was far from over. Shor looked towards the keep. "There's no way any of these slaads was Red Stain. They don't match his description at all, and worse, we've received no intel about more slaads here. If they've somehow managed to summon or create more, we have to go in now before he brings more reinforcements! If he brings more of these creatures to replace the trogs, not even the full force of the city guard can stop him!" Quaffing a healing potion Shor marched towards the Keep. "Follow me Sylvia! Aisha, take care of damage control and make sure nothing else gets in or out of this Keep that isn't allies!" Pylia and Shortfang soon joined you as Buddy made sure that the two slaads here were certainly dead. "Haaaaah, I just want this to be over!" Pylia moaned. Shortfang seemed shaky, possibly out of excitement of using such a huge weapon, or possibly out of fear for what's to come. "Almost done. Defeat Red Stain, save kobolds! Shortfang see victory ahead!" Buddy simply turned towards Shor and began to follow him.

Following your commands, your crew fired a volley of bolts towards the surviving sea goblins and then moved back to put more distance between them and the goblins. Two of the sea goblins went down from a mixture of bolts and arrows as the leader of the bunch called for a retreat. He tossed his prisoner aside as he ran towards the ship doors, diving on through as the last surviving Sea Goblin also followed after, making sure to avoid the flames next to him and close the door behind him. Your crew members seemed somewhat confused, but Tayang was on point. "Captain, should we attempt to board? If those sea goblins went inside of that ship instead of just jumping overboard, they must be after something inside!"

Just as the Slaad lowed his arms to get ready and attacking Buddy, you flew right at his face and struck him square in the jaw, breaking bones and teeth. If he didn't look ugly already, the deconstructive surgery you and Buddy were putting his face through wasn't making him any prettier. You manage to kick him square in the chest as well, avoiding his wild swipes as one of the claws went straight towards Aisha. However she smoothly dodged the talon and closed the distance, running up to his chest before climbing to his face, grabbing his tongue to keep her steady. "I'll destroy you!" Aisha slammed her palm right into the face of the Slaad, and for a moment nothing seemed to happen. He then opened his mouth to swallow Aisha, but from her hand a burst of blue lightning lashed forward, frying a black hand-print right in the Slaad's face and seize up. The shock went from his face throughout his whole body, leaving him a lightly crispy charred corpse. In the cartoons he would've puffed up some smoke before falling, but in a real battle all he did was fall back. Aisha jumped off of him and landed next to you, however she didn't stay. "Go assist Shor! I'm capable up close, but I'd rather much fight from afar." Using this opportunity Aisha put some distance between herself and the other Slaad as Shor took some swings at the beast.

His first slash cut into the arm of the Slaad as he tried to block the attack, but Shor's axe bit deep into the Slaad's arm, cutting into his bones. After cleaving through Shor brought the axe into an upward strike to slash the Slaad's face, but only managed to slice into the monster's flabby chest. It created a cut that bleed, but the thick fat on this creature made the blow less lethal than it would've been. The Slaad countered with a bite into Shor's arm, crushing his bones but the dwarven warrior remained ever steadfast, pulling his arm out as the slaad tried to slash him across the face. But Shor, now ready to brawl, parried the blow with his axe. But the Slaad was just as quick and dug his claw into Shor's ribcage. This gained a loud grunt from Shor, but his stony face didn't waver. "Gibbering toad, I will make you croak!"

Buddy jumped off the defensive wall, off the Slaad's corpse, and tried to attack the Slaad as well. But the creature merely used an arm to block Buddy's blade, and even his stab ended up just making a shallow and harmless cut into the monster's fatty flesh. Buddy at least moved to flank the creature, ensuring that if it does try to attack or escape, his attention is divided between him and Shor. And it was right at that moment of hesitation that allowed Shortfang to send a balista bolt right into the gut of the abomination, which gained a cry of cheers from himself and his kobold siege crew. "Hoorah! Biggest Crossbow!" Syfr flew towards the Slaad's face to distract him, which gave Pylia a chance to summon holy fire to burn him from behind. "Overwhelm him with your attacks! Go on Sylvia, don't give him a chance to retaliate!"

Hearing that they're going to rest, Orchid kept his eyes on the northern corridor. He figured that's where their next objective was, but wasn't sure if it was entirely safe. What if those eggs hatched and they would have to fight baby dragons? Normally Orchid wouldn't be afraid of a baby anything, but dragons are a different creature. He has no clue what sort of abilities they would have once fully hatched. "I should go skin Cyanwrath. His dragon scale could make for good armor! I should take his armor too." Orchid thought to himself as he turned towards the previous room. "Orchid watch rear room. Make sure no one catch us behind. Orchid make loud noise if bad guys come, okay?" He also figured no one wanted to be in the same room as him as he goes about the grisly work of skinning a man, so going there alone was just a matter of pragmatism and courtesy.
I won't spoil too much, but let's just say that they're not nearly as strong as a Red Slaad.
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