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4 yrs ago
Current Ethical? No. Illegal? Also no.
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4 yrs ago
Some people need to make a hard choice when deciding which two karaoke streams they want to listen to. I have no such weakness: I have two ears for a reason.
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5 yrs ago
The hard part about trying to play some politically savvy mastermind is the assumption that the world operates off real world politics and not your DM’s politics.
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6 yrs ago
Don't put too much stock in prophesies. At best they're full of shit, but more often than not they're one of those self-fullilling kinds. Plan for what happens afterwards instead.
6 yrs ago
A character isn't deep or compelling just because you let them get hurt a lot, are always depressed, or do morally questionable things.
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If you're here either you're wondering what I'm doing cause I need to post in your RP (In which case, calm yo tits, I'll get around to it), or you want to know who I am. So let's begin.

I'm a college age asian kid who has more heart than he has senses. I'm still working out this whole "adulthood" thing, so until then I just do what I feel I must. As far as personality and traits go, I'm not one for boasting. So if there's anything redeeming about myself you'd have to figure it out in person or by word-of-mouth. Generally however I'm rather perverted, in the best and worst ways. nothing is too much until I've crossed the line, and that just means I've started.

As far as Roleplays I like, I have a thing for fantasy, though I'm also good for some types of sci-fi, supernatural, Modern, and slice-of-life. If it's open and sandbox, I'll probably join it. Never really been a romantic, I often chose to sexualize any notion of romantic encounters I come across. I generally write at Casual quality, though I have no issues with Free-Level Rp/Players and I can hold my own in Advance.

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Ah my Irish, how long as it been? This piques my interest most certainly. I’ll be filling out a CS after work at my soonest convenience if you’re willing.
“Works for me. Hopefully they’ll be willing to help us help them if the guards aren’t doing anything but lip service.” Pylia mentioned. Shortfang tugged in his hood. “Maybe... Shortfang stay outside? Kobolds not liked by humies, Shortfang don’t wanna cause trouble for boss. So Shortfang hide outside till boss done.” Dinah would mew at you before running off somewhere, probably doing cat things. Eventually the group would arrive to Res Cliff Square.

The area didn’t look too different from other market squares aside from its name sake. It looked like a large scale mountain with threes and even little buildings at the base and on the mountain, and naturally the mountain itself was of a reddish color. There were children playing around the base of the statue as guardsmen stool on watch here. There were at least three of them armed with spears and shields. You could also see two shops with broken doors and windows a few block away from each other. You’d recognize the sign for To The Point while the other vandalized shop had a very obvious but fancy sign that said Grandeur on it.

“Looks like we made it. Which one will we hit up first?”
You and your friends go into the market, keeping a careful eye out for any trouble as well as asking around for information about the vandalism. Fortunately for you, your exotic features really helped you out here. Your stunning red outfit, your foreign charm, and the fact you earnestly wanted to help made just about everyone tell you what they knew or direct you to people who would know. In about ten minutes you get the names of the shops that’s been attacked so far.

Thus far it’s only been two other shops that had major break ins, others simply had minor vandalism like graffiti or broken signs. The two shops was a fletchers shop and a jewelry store. The fletcher shop was called “To the Point” and its sign was a target with five arrows sticking in it. The jewelry shop was called Grandeur. Both were in the market place in an area known as Red Cliff Square, which can be easily found by the red mountain statue at the center of town. You’re also warned that people over at Red Cliff Square are very paranoid now due to the break-ins, with a notable guard presence and people just being on edge in general. You’re advised to choose your words carefully.
Coolio. Roll me either a perception check to look out for guards, investigation check to look into the vandalized shops, or a persuasion check if you’re just going to be asking around for more info.
You’d part ways with Yorik and leave Underhaven for now, your party following you up. By the time you reach the surface it was well into the morning and almost noon. Shortfang’s eyes strained in the sun. “Ugh. So bright.” He pulled a hood up that would help cover his eyes but his kobold snout was plain to see. Pylia burned some incense to neutralize their odor as she looked over to you. “Alright, where should we head to first? Want to go visit that family who were attacked by the mimics, or maybe ask around elsewhere?” Pylia put her hand to her chin in contemplation. “In hindsight, we probably should’ve asked Dimos about some of the shops he smashed up. No matter. We’ll find out soon enough.”
“Heh, lassie underneath da armor an uniform all da guards are a bit crazy. Oh sure, Shor’ll tell ya dat all da guards are hand picked from da best, but even good eggs go rotten. Most of da honest chaps been hired into da dukes army, best of da best an all. Dat means most of da guards who’s ere are... Well let’s just say dey a lot like meself. Rough necks innit fer da chance ya make money via legal thuggery. Only difference is dat I’m paired up wif Shor who’s an honest man. Can’t say da same bout da other ones.” Yorik rubbed his chin before drawing something on his spar notepad. He gave you a sheet of paper with a small emblem on it that looked like a sword with a lightning bolt for a blade.

“Dis is da personal emblem of a squad calling demself Lightning Company. Despite da name dere’s only like, four of em, and dey pretty lazy. But dere Captain is da brother of one of the Duke’s knights, so dey always get dah good shit first. The only thing dem gits are fast at doin is grabbing loot. So you see any guard walking round wif dis emblem, know dey ain’t good fellas. Whether or not dey got anything ya do wif da corruption up top, ain’t too sure, but I would t be surprised if dey lining their pockets with hush money.”
“Ah, a hatchetman eh? An a squealer too ta boot? Where ya came to da right orc den, I know all about dat mess.” Yorik banged his chest confidently. “Keep em ere, ill make sure he’s square by da time Shor an dem come ya collect his statement. Wishing I could be topside crushing heads with ya, but I got orders. Kor and Cera ought to be on patrol though, see if dey got any hints bout wot ye oughta ya do. If nuthin else, dey ain’t in no one’s pocket or else I’d already be gettin a cut!” The orc have a big laugh as if what he just said was a joke. Dimos nervously laughed along.

Afterwards Yorik took out a small booklet and handed it to you. “Don’t tell da others I gave dis to ya. It’s a book of warrants, got pictures an descriptions of cons an outlaws. It’s how we guardsmen know how ta spot criminal scum on site. Doubtful dat I’ll be seeing anyone while I’m doing guard duty downunder, so hopefully ye get more use fer it den me.” Yorik then motioned for Dimos to head over to the armory tent, which Yorik has converted into a makeshift guard house. The young man walked away as Yorik turned to follow, stopping to look at you.

“Anything else ya need before I put da squeeze in da lad? I ain’t been too busy so I can spare a moment.”
Gathering your wits and gear the group moves onto the sewers. Dimos gagged at the smell, but Pylia gave him a cloth to cover his nose with as the group moved through the secret passage and into Underhaven. They were greeted by a few kobold guards who weren't surprised to see them, but were surprised to see Dimos. They knew to trust you since you were their friend but wasn't too certain about the newcomer. Soon Yorik would arrive, having taken notice of the small commotion. "Oi, wots all dis den? See ya still causin a ruckus eh Sylvie? Barely a day in an yer back already wif a new lad in tow. Seems a rough lout. So, wot brings ya downunder taday?" Yorik says in his traditionally thick and strange way of speaking.
Perception checks please, and tell me your passive if you roll lower than it.
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