Lugia

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I closed my eyes as I was expecting the human to run up to me and attack, however, something else happened, instead. Somehow, the human was dead, impaled on R'lyeh's spear. "We... won? He's gone? The village's saved? I can't believe this, a kobold village was actually not destroyed by a human, and a knight no less!" The other kobolds started shouting back to the ones who have left the village, and some started trying to regroup them, until the village was back at its old population, with most of the stragglers brought back. I then notice R'lyeh digging around in a bag, and place the contents, two potentially useful potions, one of which I recognized as a minor healing potion, something so many beginning adventurers use against us in their village raids, the other of which was some sort of murky brownish yellow, and certainly seemed mysterious. A note that reads 'For the king' can be seen attached to the mysterious potion. Since I wouldn't be delivering this potion to any human king, I crumpled up the note, and tossed it aside, taking the potions, but not really having anywhere to put them. I then turn my attention towards the ogre and where I assume the troll was, and ask "Can either of you actually use this armor?" wondering what their response was going to be, and, if it was 'no', then I'd suggest we take it anyways, you know, to sell, I take off the armor, thankfully only revealing some clothing underneath. Both the armor and the clothing were in pretty bad shape, given that they'd been pierced by a spear recently, not to mention the beating that the armor took thanks to the mysterious force, as well as the ogre. The sword looked a little too heavy for me, heck, I'd need three arms in order to use it, but I was certain at least SOMEONE else could use it. If not, I suppose we could have it melted down in the village's forge, and have it made into one (possibly more) smaller weapons for us to use. Failing that, of course, we could always sell the thing. I then ask "So, what's your name, ma'am?" To the ogre who was still clinging on to that table, using it as a sort-of-shield, having finished removing the armor, and of course, just generally showing it to my teammates.

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Let me answer a question before it pops up for once.
Loot:

Human-sized Plate armor (cracked) +1 Defense
Human-sized Greatsword (1d6 + strmod) *Two-handed
1 Minor health potion (HP healed by 10 + 1d10)
1 Unknown potion (unknown effect, can be researched)
3 Bronze coins

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XD, you'd get a total of... 0 XP for that little adventure.

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Well, you'd get 15 XP, instead of 10. I mean, I guess I'll allow it.

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You may do the honors... poor sod didn't even get to attack.

Anyways, I guess I'll give 10XP for that, just for how easily he was beaten down. I honestly thought his armor would do more, lol. I guess that's what he gets for coming to a kobold village, and starting a war with it at about level 1. (notice how most of his stats, other than endurance were pretty close to ours?)

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Well, since he has only 4HP, and I was hoping for him to last another round... hm... I guess this guy's down and out. I'll have to give future bosses more HP.

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Don't forget to factor in his 7 armor, though, it's str/2 for damage, not just str, so you can't really do damage to him unless you crit with your weapon, unfortunately. Of course, I could have his armor crack, and have him lose 1 defense, if that's okay with you.

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Possibly. :P, you could have him slip, or have one of the other kobolds who are fighting with us manage to knock him down, allowing you to hit him in the perfect spot.

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Lol, Mr. knight rolled a 1, so, yes, you can hit.

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Alright then. So, your shield should deal 1d3 damage, but won't ignore added armor. I'll let it slide this time, but keep these things in mind.