Lugia

I Became a Monster, But Why?!

Thankfully, both the psychic snake, named Hyng, and Mox managed to calm some of the others down... why was it that the ones that still looked remotely humanoid freaked out the most? I supposed Mox was the exception, but still... I tried to get a word in more than once, but our group just kept talking, and, now apparently included a croco-dog... dogodile? Some bizarre mixture of those two things, named Ostune. We also learned that the tiny, flying girl was named Saffron, and her learning that she was tiny seemed to calm her down... and then Neix decided to make fun of my name, leaving me to only reply with "Well, I dunno, ask my mother, she gave me that name, and I'm even WORSE at naming things... but, no, I don't have any food on me... we should get out of here as quickly as we can. I have a feeling there's nothing to eat in this dark, wet cave unless you feel like gambling on eating wild mushrooms," I chuckled at remembering the last session I had in D&D, which included several varieties of mushrooms... and one character who decided to sample them all. Long story short, it ended hilariously for that character. The psychic snake had the right idea, asking if we were all in favor of leaving this place. I shouted "I am!... and yeah, name's Jeff," Pretty much as soon as he finished his question... of course, it was still very weird to me that a snake could not only talk, but do so telepathically. Of course, since I assumed he was in the same boat as everyone else, he also broadcast some random chatter to all of us, which may or may not have been intended to just be thoughts, and nothing else.

Overtale

Oh, please, Chen was already a Chara clone... now, he's just in a tiny, unusable body.

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Void

So, @Lavulman, how's that computer going? Got enough time to post?

Overtale

Just a note, I had to edit my post because I misread Kaiser's. Sorry Kaiser.

Table of Monsters

Yours, unless Kabling gets a higher roll... but, it should be half your AGI, rather than half your DEX for your initiative.

EDIT: It's Kabling's turn, he has 26 INI.
So, it goes...
Miles, Deravan, Backstabs, Trey, Robert, White Mage, Fighter A, Dorisma, Fighter B.

I Became a Monster, But Why?!

It seems like the group got several more members, two cats, one with two tails, a slime wearing a bow, another kobold, a goblin, some sort of... oh, wait, I think those are called 'driders', and a small, scared, flying girl. I didn't really want to say much for a while, as everyone went through the 'What the heck is going on?' phase, however, one of them, particularly the other kobold introduced herself as 'Neix', either she was foreign, or that was a character name, rather than her own. Must be nice coming up with names like that, I was always pretty horrible at coming up with character names, so I introduced myself using my own name, instead. "Name's Jeff... yeah, I know, that doesn't really sound like a kobold's name, but... I haven't been a kobold for very long," I then added "Yeah, Neix has a point, we're not going to get anywhere just by moping around, are we? Let's try to find a way outta here before... well, I have no idea what'll happen, but I'm sure it won't be good," I then realized that there didn't seem to be any visible exit, and Neix seemed frustrated, for some reason. I then heard the tiny girl speak up with "D-Dinosaur! Giant cats! Don't eat me!" and I assumed she meant us, and before I could try to comfort her, she shouted "S-S-Stay back, monster sn-snake!" I then finally got a word in with "Calm down, we're not going to eat you... even if I AM hungry. After all, I used to be human, and I'm not really into eating things that can talk," I had a joking tone in my voice, but I was actually serious about this... I just didn't know how much of this anyone would believe. Heck, for all I knew, I was the only one like that in the group... but, then again, if I was, then the others probably wouldn't have reacted the way they did.

Table of Monsters

The enemies finally came to their senses, and the rogue, in particular, seemed ready to attack. He ran at me, in full view, with a very predictable, possibly desperate attack that was easily dodged, as I simply stepped a few feet to the left, and even managed to trip him with my tail as he ran past me. I then simply attacked, and with him being on the ground, as well as probably a little confused, that was easily done, and I just stabbed my rapier through his leather armor, and through him, evidently. His last words were "Of all the things to kill me, it HAD to be a kobold, A MONSTER MEANT TO BE FODDER!" oddly lengthy for last words, but that didn't matter. Backstabs tried to attack the man in the white robes, due to the fact that he'd probably end up healing his allies, but, to no avail, as the man predicted her attack just as I predicted their own rogue's attack, and he seemed to have a smug smile on his face as he moved out of the way of the oncoming attack. The fire on their cart seemed to only spread, and the horse had long since run away, unlike the last time we saw one, where it seemed to stick around until R'lyeh tried to capture it. I suppose one of those things would be useful, but, then we might be mistaken for the enemy if we entered one of our own cities or camps... for all we know, that thing could have gotten US set on fire for being mistaken for the likes of them, and probably by some brave monsters who happened to have a lantern, or even just a simple torch on hand, at the time.

Overtale

What, you don't remember Scarlet? Everyone remembers Scarlet. She was here doing that thing, at that time.
... good times...

Table of Monsters

Okay, I stopped being lazy for long enough to make the stats.

Hider

Human Rogue stats:
HP: 3/44
MP: N/A
Attack: 9-20 (1d12 + 8)
Defense: 6 (1 from armor)
Mdefense: 6

Strength: 10
Endurance: 39
Stamina: 10
Agility: 20
Dexterity: 16
Magic: N/A
Wisdom: 12
Spirit: 12
Intelligence: 20
Luck: 18
INI: 28
EXP: 10

Human White Mage (Lv. 2) stats:
HP: 30/69
MP: 20/20
Attack: 7-9 (6 + 1d3)
Defense: 6 (2 from armor)
Mdefense: 10 (4 from armor)
Mattack: 16 - 21 (15 + 1d6 *is cast against SPI instead of WIS)

Strength: 12
Endurance: 64
Stamina: 8
Agility: 16
Dexterity: N/A
Magic: 34
Wisdom: 12
Spirit: 15
Intelligence: 24
Luck: 20
INI: 15
EXP: 10
*Can cast Cure, and Smite

Human Fighter (Lv. 2) stats:
HP: 45/45, 45/45
Attack: 12 - 21 (11 + 1d10)
Defense: 14 (4 from armor)
Mdefense: 7 (1 from armor)

Strength: 22
Endurance: 40
Stamina: 20
Agility: 12
Dexterity: N/A
Magic: N/A
Wisdom: 12
Spirit: 10
Intelligence: 4
Luck: 12
INI: 15, 11
EXP: 12

And I finally rolled for my own initiative...
19 for me, and 22 for Backstabs.

Would have posted, but then I remembered that Evanist didn't roll after his turn... whoops. I'd roll for him, but I feel like that would be controlling his character, somewhat.

EDIT: Just realized that Evanist can't possibly mess up the turn order right now, so I'll post for the rogue and Backstabs.

EDIT 2: As for what happened in my latest IC post...
The rogue attacks me!
Rogue's roll: 9 (+10) = 19
My dodge roll: 20!
My counter roll: 10 (+7) = 17
His dodge roll: 1...
1.5 x 10 = 15 + 8 (from my statmods) - 6 (his defense) = 17.
The rogue died from a counter-attack.

Backstabs tries to attack the white mage!
Backstabs' roll: 8 (+9) = 17
White Mage's roll: 17 (+10) = 27
The white mage dodges.

The Mushroom Kingdom: Between Worlds

Well, I made a few edits, but I had to make it so I dodged Fireman's attack, else I'd be knocked out, and that would change the rest of my post, lol.