Matsuri

Mirror, Fox, Key

Time to Post la Post

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@OneWayOut pls come back we miss u ;-;

also

winter fucking sucks

like

i go out in the morning and its like

"oh what a beautiful day oh look its night time now lol"

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*pops out of the extremely tight bubble known as life for a brief second*

Until I see an IC post from Mao or Kyoko that has the words 'fade to black' at the end, I am not leaving this roleplay.

Actually, I will not leave this roleplay nevertheless.

Because...

THE SHIPS MUST GO ON!

(nah just kidding i can't leave you guys smh)

Eagleton High [Just Your Average, Everyday High School Roleplay]

I'll get a CS up as soon as I can :)

Just Your Average, Everyday High School Roleplay

Hmm, I might be interested... Simples is always nice sometimes :)

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Yandare Kyoko confirmed

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So, um

I know this is random

But since not all of you aren't in the Skype shuupatsu squad

I might as well post here too

The Sushi Bar Incident

Meanwhile at the sushi bar:

Taibushi: *eats his sushi like a civilised gentleman*
Asuka: *eats her sushi like a civilised woman*
Mao: *comes in five minutes late because it's FUCKING MAO*
Asuka: dafuq u late sensei do u have liek problems ergh
Taibushi: Hi.
Mao: soz minna i got stuck in a tree for pointless comedy relief purposes lol
Asuka: wai howhat
Mao: i got stuck in tree
Asuka: …
Mao: …
Taibushi: CERAMIC DOLLS AND PLASTIC LEGS
Mao: wait what
Taibushi: uh nothing
Mao: omfg did u-
Taibushi: *gets out of seat and points finger at Mao* i did not have sexual relations with that puppet
Asuka: what about the ceramic dolls and plastic legs-
Taibushi: *makes yamato face* would u liek to see my collection of ceramic dolls and plastic ***** Asuka-san?
Asuka: …

*Squad 14 enters the building*

Tao: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Nagisa: lol tao u annoying little shit light my fucking cig befo u get yo ass BEAT
Shingetsu: um, i actually dont like sushi-
Ozuko: WATASHI WA OZUKO DESU THE GREATEST GOD TO EVER EXIST DESU
Nagisa: okay lets get high because the comedy relief purposes
Tao: *smiles* okay!
Shingetsu: *bangs head on door*
Ozuko: MAKE-EVERYONE-THINK-I'M-SMOKING-HOT NO JUTSU
Nagisa: fuk u im the smoking hot one here (literally) like HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN MY GORGEOUS HAIR YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK
Shingetsu: *grabs sake bottle* wuterr thooooooose
Nagisa: *gets drunk and gives Mao a lap dance*
Mao: yo dafuq u doin
Nagisa: I NEED YO LURRRRRRRRRVE
Asuka: *hides under a rock*
Nagisa: LIKE A BROKEN ROHOOOOOOOOOOOES

*Squad 13 enters the building*

Kyoko: WAT SHE DOIN WITH MA MAN
Seiji: the fuck…
Nori: *dog shits under a table* ffs dafuq is wrong with u it aint like i go shit around in public like that smh
Kyoko: NAGISA FUCK OFF ONLY I CAN GET SAUCY WITH MAO
Seiji: uh, my squad will have a shut-the-fuck-up sushi and a please-save-me-from-this-madness sake
Nori: STOP SHITTING ON THE FLOOR BOARDS
Kyoko: *runs towards Nagisa* CHIDORI MUZZERFUKER
Seiji: okay seriously kill me please

*A while later*

Kyoko: *wraps arms around Mao* soooooooo how u doin?
Mao: *gulps as he examines Nagisa's fried body under the table*
Tao: *sits next to Asuka*
Asuka: *stares longingly at Tao's hair*
Tao: okay, so to wasabi or not to wasabi that is the question
Asuka: *strokes hair slowly* that's some fine ass hair u got there little boy…
Tao: wait what?
Asuka: *blushes VERY FUCKING LOUDLY* oh nothing sorry you just um… have really nice hair…
Tao: oh thanks i actually use maybelene shampoo so i look well fabulous while kicking ozuko's smexy- I mean flat ass
Asuka: *drools at the sight of Tao's amazing fwuffy wuffy hair*
Taibushi: *plays 'I'm in the friend zone'*
Kyoko: maoooooooo let's get a roooooooooom
Mao: sorry but my bed isn't going to sleep itself
Kyoko: wait what
Mao: MY BED NEEDS ME AND I NEED IT
Nori: lol kyoko-sensei just got rejecteeeeeeed
Kyoko: *runs towards Nori* CHIDORI MUZZERFUCKER
Seiji: *is impaled because he just happened to pass by*
Nori: SEIJIIIIIIIIIIII
Kyoko: lol woops
Shingetsu: omg she murdered seiji
Ozuko: *drops the base* GRAVITY NO JUTSU
Asuka: *face plants into a table*
Ozuko: lol asuka just got beat
Asuka: *turns into a beast* did you just slam mah face into a table
Ozuko: lol yeah so what
Asuka: *grabs him by the hair* SUCH IMPOLITE BEHAVIOR SHALL NOT BE TOLERATED!!!!!!!!
Ozuko: uh, tao? supermodel-san? nagisa-sensei?
Asuka: *throws him outside the window* UNACCETABLEEREERRREEEEEE!
Taibushi: i think I'll go now
Asuka: *swings sword around like a mental fuck*
Tao: oooooooh a sword
Asuka: *takes hair tie out and swings her hair* I WHIP MAH HAIR BACK N FORTH
Shingetsu: *gets trampled on by Asuka*

*Tsunade enters the building*

Everyone: *doing crazy shit*
Tsunade: *punches the wall*
Everyone: oh shit
Tsunade: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???!!!?!!!
Tao: *camera swoops to him* Bwekfest

*Civilians watch in awe as the entire building is destroyed*

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*pokes le everybody*

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Hm... Should I make a CS for Kanon? I think she would be a pretty cool character... But then again she's deaf, so she might not have been able to graduate in the first place because of her disability. The techniques she uses seem pretty interesting to me though...

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Well, at least Toko isn't as overpowered. I actually think the kekkei genkai is pretty cool. I've had my fair share of Naruto fanfics on Wattpad, and trust me, I've seen way more characters with 'capable-of-destroying-the-Akatsuki-single-handedly' kekkei genkais, so Toko's special-snowflake-ness doesn't even compare to the OCs I've read about.

(no hard feelings though shard i actually really like this character.)