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5 yrs ago
Current I'm bringing Dragon Cave back and no one can stop me.
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9 yrs ago
I am back into this shit, I guess. Say hello if you'd like.
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I am one with the force and the force is with me.
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10 yrs ago
I have suddenly become deeply troubled.

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"That's why we must eat the old people first. They can't have that kind of power."


I've been roleplaying for six years, and if I do say so myself I've gotten pretty good. I've been to many roleplay sites around the internet, and for right now I'm happy calling this one home. I write fantasy, high science fiction, and poetry. I'm involved in the Nerdfighteria community as well, making the world suck a little bit less one day at a time. Though sometimes it's rough and incredibly time-consuming, roleplaying has brought me some of my closest friends, some of the most genuinely awesome people I've ever met. This train is still going, and there's no stop in sight! DFTBA.

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I would suggest having Morag in Maceron and Calder in Juvegol, but it's up to y'all. Juvegol will be the only city in this act to see actual combat.
Apollos, Asher, and Bjorn will be in Capital City. Iro will be in Maceron. Luke will be in Juvegol.
Descriptions of the Three Starting Locations for the Roleplay
So we're gonna be starting in three different places due to the high volume of members. The following is a description of the three cities where we will start. Once the rp starts, characters may spread out to anywhere in Tithe (save Ignion): Location One: Capital City Capital City is a huge city roughly octagonal in shape. The city is surrounded by a very old roughly octagonal yellowed stone wall that is in the process of being repaired. There are six gates into the city, one large one in each cardinal direction large enough for wagons and large caravans (like Doraki traders), as well as two small gates big enough for one or two people to pass through at a time. Inside, the city is divided into several neighborhoods which don't have names in my mind and I'm not gonna think of one for them. Generally houses to the north are smaller than houses to the south, which are large mansions where many of the senators live. Most of the houses are timber with red shingles. The smaller houses in the north are in row form, while the larger houses to the south are single-family-style. The castle is in the exact center of the city, and resembles the Kremlin, with a whole lot of really tall minarets with domes on the tops. Many of the characters will be in a tavern known as The Snorting Dragon adjacent to the northern gate. It's your typical medieval porthouse, serving ale, port, whiskey, and a very selective variety of foods (primarily steak and sausage). Outside of the tavern to the south is a large market square where a variety of vendors are selling their wares. Location Two: Maceron Maceron is a city a little smaller than Capital City, and is located in Talbor. The city is rigidly square, with high walls of stone supported by steel beams. From the outside it looks incredibly ominous and foreboding, as wooden palisades tipped in metal line the walls and black smoke from the ironworks floats up into the sky, forming a black cloud above the city. There are three entrances to the city, one to the south, one to the east, and one to the west, all of which are wide and protected by palisades when someone isn't going through them. Ballistas sit at strategic points along it and watchtowers burn smoke signals into the sky. The inside of the city is all brick and mortar, with geometrically perfect cobblestone streets and row houses made of brick or grey stone. Inside of the walls, near the center of the city, is a large hill surrounded by a second stone wall. Behind this wall is an enormous castle of grey stone in distinctly English style, with thick turrets and ballistas at the top of each tower. The entire northeastern section of Maceron is the Ironworks, an enormous and extensive series of factory-like buildings where the city mass-produces steel. Location Three: Juvegol Juvegol is the smallest of the three cities, and sits on the bank of the Frost River, a river canyon that snakes its way across the north, making a border between the Northlands and the Wilderness. Juvegol is built around a large and wide stone bridge across the river, making the only manmade bridge across it. It is a drawbridge, and is able to be lowered into the canyon or raised to create a walkway. The city is roughly semicircular in shape, with new-looking stone walls that zigzag around the perimeter not bordered by the river. A little bit of the city is on the other side of the river, but these are only a few taverns and the houses of some woodsmen and peasant farmers. There are three gates in the walls, one large one to the north and two small ones, one to the northeast and one to the northwest. The buildings in Juvegol are mainly timber with thatch roofs. The city's keep is not in the center, but offset to the right, near one of the walls. It is generally square-shaped and tall, with not many turrets or towers. The main action will be taking place at the market square by the river, where on the other side of the river some visitors are arriving. Maxx is currently working on the IC opener, and thus will not be available for the rest of the night. If you are trying to contact him, please wait until tomorrow unless it is urgent.
Okay. Bjorn Svero's sheet is up. The rp can now begin. Those who are working on sheets must get them in tonight unless you have a really good reason (like, excessive amounts of schoolwork or an IRL crisis or something). I am now working on the IC, but it's going to be quite long so it will take a while to build. Be patient.
Patience is a virtue, stupid mortals.
Factor into that the fact that your Bartleby is your primary character and my Bartleby is a side-running character companion. Your Bartleby is a renown noble cowardly trader trying to get in on some Red legion action, my Bartleby is an unscrupulous, dead, once-underworld-esque noble who put the future on his son's shoulders. He will be mostly referred to as "father". He is also a gnome soul in a human skeleton. The idea that two very different people getting confused for each other could be a running gag.
Yeah, I don't think it'll be a problem. Bartleby is probably my favorite character in this rp. WHY DO CHARACTER SHEETS TAKE SO GOD DAMNED LONG??????? EDIT: I should finish this sheet relatively soon. The history is just taking forever. I'm going to forego making my other sheet and just deal with it. I have one that's finished, but I haven't put up yet. The other is almost done.
*turns into John Cena* *smashes a table with his fist* OKAY YOU LITTLE BITCHES! WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT DARK MAGIC ISN'T ACTUALLY EVIL?!?!?! THERE IS NO ASPECT OF DARK MAGIC WHICH IS EVEN SLIGHTLY WICKED! IT IS NOT A SIN FOR A SHADE TO USE DARK MAGIC. Also, an update for anyone who decided to already write their first post; I would advise against this, as there's going to be three main starting points that I have yet to describe. We're going to start in Juvegol, Maceron, and Capital City. I have yet to tell you what these cities look like, and while I normally would do it now, I can't really because I need to finish hella sheets before the rp begins.
I almost want to buy a 3DS, for Smash, Fire Emblem, and MH. Mostly MH.
I want to buy a 3DS for Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire, but I won't do it because it's a shitty piece of technology.
Wizzlebee is accepted (despite his stupid name). Having two Bartleby's might be a little annoying, though. I would change the father's name, but you certainly don't have to. Anyways, I'm chugging through my own sheets now to get them ready, but it's slow going. If I can't get my own done, I'll extend the character deadline a bit.
Dragon-hide sounds perfect! Thanks brew.. Edit: She's pineapple rich, didn't you know over 95% of Tithe regularly buy pineapples? Disclaimer: statistics not 100% accurate
9500%* Anyways, so long as the clothing issue is taken care of, she's accepted. I'm gonna go chase after blue squirrels now. Also, there's about 36 more hours to submit characters before the IC starts, so if you're working on characters I suggest you hurry.
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