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Rate your freshness

I'm as fresh as my mustache on the day I was born. That's right -- 32-years-of-aged-perfection fresh, right here.

this song makes me feel like I'm on a drugs

Every once in a long while, when you "read" audiobooks, you get rewarded. This is the coolest thing ever.

What TV series are you loving right now?

Currently airing? Rick and Morty. Watch that immediately.

New-ish and streamable: check out Bojack Horseman on Netflix. It's great. If you liked Archer (which you should also watch), you should like Bojack.

From Oscar to Raspberry - Humorous Movie Synopsis Thread

Avatar, the Last Airbender: A heroic youngster tries to save an idyllic world from the tyrannical and destructive forces of writer/director M. Night Shyamalan. He fails.

What is cosplay?

Congratulations on your smoking!

From Oscar to Raspberry - Humorous Movie Synopsis Thread

Sucker Punch: Forget about plots. Here's hot chicks stripping and beating up nazi zombie samurai robot dragons with sick music. STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.

From Oscar to Raspberry - Humorous Movie Synopsis Thread

The Iron Man franchise: A rich jerk invents plot armor, which makes him marginally more relatable for some reason.

Horrible pick-up lines

"I lost my phone number.... can I have your pants?"

The Twelve Labours: General Discussion

@Platinum -- normally I'd wait to respond until I got my own reviews done, but I'm actually working super hard all week on a job application... ANYWAY -- from my perspective, Paul Mackenny is the real main character of the story. Cole is the POV, and we spend a little more time with him for that reason, but Mackenny is Sherlock Holmes and Cole is Watson. If you squeeze them together hard enough you get Indiana Jones. But yeah -- Mackenny is the one who leaves everyone behind to take it for himself, and I sorta made you sit through the aftermath of that decision, rather than showing you all the benefits it probably had for Mackenny.

Horrible pick-up lines

"I'm not paralyzed, but I've seem to be struck by you."

@Altered Tundra

This one's especially terrible if you actually are paralyzed, because then it's lying.