Melodious

Myriad Reality

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Look, I just really hate zombies.

@Webmaster

Yeah, I get it. There's a lot of abominations out there worth hating.

Myriad Reality

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I don’t want to leave even the smallest chance that they come back. Too risky.

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Why was I there? I would have never agreed to that.

@Webmaster

… Huh.

Myriad Reality

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Uhm, that’s a good question, I haven’t really tested it.

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Heh, like there is a kitchen here.

@Galvanize

There… There is a kitchen here.

Myriad Reality

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*despite looking better, I am still slumped in my chair*
Hungry.

@Galvanize

Have you been in the kitchen? I’m not sure who keeps it stocked but it usually has… Eh, stock.

Myriad Reality

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How are you?

@Galvanize

I’m good! Great, even. You?

Myriad Reality

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Zombies are a fate worse than death. Who wouldn't pick a quick end over that?

@Webmaster

I dunno, there’s just a better way to deal with them than just scorched earth unless literally everything is just totally lost anyway.

Myriad Reality

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Trust me, it's merciful.
*Shakes my head*
Vile creatures.

@Webmaster

Well, not to the living people anyway.

Myriad Reality

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Beyond courtesy, if you ask me, if you run into a zombie you're obligated to burn the planet to the ground.

@Webmaster

The whole thing? That’s a bit extreme.

Myriad Reality

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I can't exaggerate how awful those words are in that order.

@Webmaster

I’m sorry! Just, isn’t it usually considered a courtesy to, eh… Eliminate people who are zombified rather than let them continue like that? If they can’t be cured anyway.

Myriad Reality

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*Shakes my head*
They're just dead. I can make more, but that's all.

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But really for real to zombies?

@Webmaster

Wait, so what if there’s a zombified you running around out there?