Melodious

Myriad Reality

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Are... you calling me permanently short?

@Webmaster

I’m not calling you anything. I’m just saying, it means you’d at least have to try really really hard to either get fat, or get bulk, you know?

Myriad Reality

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You know, I'll admit that I've never tried to do anything about my, erm, toothpickiness. But since it works on lost limbs, my guess is that it picks whichever body parts are closest to the way I was before the split. Like some kind of bio-memory.

@Webmaster

Interesting. So with that in mind, if you’re always set to remerge, then you’re never really going to change in stature forward or backward, huh?

Myriad Reality

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Like... bodybuilding or something?

@Webmaster

Yeah, like bodybuilding.

Myriad Reality

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Yeah, that one works. I do that kind of thing for my travels, or really anything I can easily split into pieces with very different starting points.

@Webmaster

Makes things easier. Do you think it works physically too?

Myriad Reality

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Last time I tried something like that, we all came up with the same thing. Turns out it's hard to set yourself on dozens of completely different trains of thought.

@Webmaster

Hmm. Maybe under different circumstances? Like live a day doing different things, then different things would pop in your mind. It’s like alternate reality versions of yourself, but all in the same reality… Or not, I guess, with how we are.

Myriad Reality

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You mean the whole "more than one of me" line? It's pretty much my only joke, so I have to make it count.

@Webmaster

That’s the one. You ever split into like a hundred of you, all think about jokes, and them re-merge so you can filter 100 times the jokes through your brain and see what’s best? Or do you do that for really anything at all, for that matter?

Myriad Reality

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If you ask me, I could give a really compelling testimony. And so could I.

@Webmaster

How often do you give these lines? They have to be saved and stored away at this point.

Myriad Reality

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I have an eyewitness. As many as you need, actually.

@Webmaster

In fact, I’d like to see you show up in a court as all the eyewitnesses to a case.

Myriad Reality

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*Looks at the other Prism*
Are you biased?
Prism: Nope, not at all.

@Webmaster

I’m no expert, but I’m confident that wouldn’t hold up in court.

Myriad Reality

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*Laughs*
You know, that's fine. I'll just have to prove both of you wrong on this one.

@Webmaster

She’s the ultimate judge here. You and Aurora would be biased.