Metal Head

One Word (Forum Game)

It was a radical quest to discover dark desires that would cause damage to one's soul! Body odor was stanky, but we soldiered on passed the sweaty goblins. Questionable puddles formed under our large muscles mass, yet the awesomeness radiating outward evaporated into fragrant pheromones. Aroused, and desperate for ass, we fornicated, however our hair caught fire easily. Panicked we pissed all over those. Unfortunately salmon Psykers attacked our flank. We were caught, cornered!

So in comes Master Baytur with Princess Diana of Kekistan Satrap, with large basket heads.

"Stop, right there criminal scum!”
I had

F.M.K. FEARLESS MONSTER KILLERS

F.M.K.
A group of ragtag misfits who love to party, drink, carouse, and most of all..save the world from Monsters. And when a new threat hits Tokyo, Japan...the team is called in for duty.

It's an over the top Hollywood Action thrill ride, where the impossible is possible.

Think suicide squad meets the monster squad....
If I get any interest, I'll put up the ooc with CS Template

One Word (Forum Game)

It was a radical quest to discover dark desires that would cause damage to one's soul! Body odor was stanky, but we soldiered on passed the sweaty goblins. Questionable puddles formed under our large muscles mass, yet the awesomeness radiating outward evaporated into fragrant pheromones. Aroused, and desperate for ass, we fornicated, however our hair caught fire easily. Panicked we pissed all over those. Unfortunately salmon Psykers attacked our flank. We were caught, cornered!

So in comes Master Baytur with Princess Diana of Kekistan Satrap, with large basket heads.
"Stop

Word association Game!

Appetite

the alphabet game. lol

Xerox

Tales of Adventure (5E DnD)

Playing the DM card, it doesn't matter, it's over and done with.
The book states they have a burning HATRED for Goblins & Orcs, doesn't matter why or the origin of why.

No more shall be said of this, it's done, so sayeth the Dungeon Master.

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A door opens and closes from upstairs, and the sound of boot steps across the floor, before coming down the steps.
A middle aged nobleman dressed in the finest clothes of crimson and white silk, steps into the light.
Behind him, a beautiful elven maiden skips off to the middle of the tavern.
The gentleman approaches the kicked barmaid, "Sara..which one of these men struck you?"
Without hesitation she answered, "Twas the dwarf sir."
The nobleman instant threw a back kick, slightly turning his ankle.
The sudden , quick kick caught the dwarf by surprise as it connected with his chest.
Hagan flew backwards, knocking over the cushioned chair in front of the fireplace, landing inches away from the huge masstiff.
The nobleman faced Quinn, "Get your friend and leave, never come back."
Quinn nodded, walking back slowly away from the man, and as he reached down to help Hagan up...the masstiff looked him dead in the eye and growled "Never come back here"
The young human blinked and nearly stumbled in surprise, "Come on Hagan, this place is creepy."
The two ruffians scramble out the door, as the nobleman greets the party.
"My apologies , please sit, drink , eat, rest, all is on the house."
He claps his hands twice, and beautiful servants come with bowls of fresh fruit and bottles of the finest wine.
The Elven maiden begins playing a tune and singing a song of lost love.
"The voice of Angel, and my wife, forgive me friends, I am Kristov Yetta, your humble host."

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@Ryik

since I've never heard of Dwarves and Half-Orcs being opposed to each other in 5e,

Page 18 5E PHB

....And a "BURNING HATRED" for Goblins & Orcs......
And yes that includes half orcs, or how about this, the dwarf will only cut the orc out of ya.
Natural enemies.

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