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PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
4 yrs ago
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PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
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4 yrs ago
The people who wrote the instructions for my sister's new printer failed to consider that I might be tripping balls while trying to help her set it up.
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4 yrs ago
I'm in the lab, cooking up a status that will make every mad at me, together. I can heal this website by being as wrong and annyoing as possible.
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Met a guy yesterday who looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill. Made my week. Logged in today and realized yesterday was this accounts sixth birthday. The universe gave me a gift for the occasion.
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5 yrs ago
Finally getting to that age where I realize that I'm becoming my dad. Called some guy at work "old boy" because I couldn't remember his name. If I order any ww2 books just put me down like a dog, man.
@agentmanatee@Pirouette Alright. Since Pirou seems to be a bit preoccupied for the time being, I'll post tonight and move things along within the fort.
I've scrapped Dexter in favor of a new more neutral character
(He never takes off the mask in the presence of anyone else)
Name: Staterus
Age: 2693
Gender: Male
Powers: Harmony: "Peace from within" Discord: "Every fiber of your being shall wage war unto itself." Purity and Corruption: "Without Chaos, there can be no order. There is no Order without Chaos. With these blades I shall keep the balance." Divine Verdict: "Guilty"
Harmony: With a raise of his left hand, Staterus can remove the will to fight from the most ferocious of warriors. The effect lasts only five minutes and doesn't work on Gods or Goddesses. Discord: With a raise of his right hand, Staterus can cause molecular chaos within a person. None of their atoms follow the brain's orders, essentially paralyzing them. Same restrictions as above. Purity and Corruption: A set of daggers, one white and one black. They are made of an unknown, indestructible material. They are able to harm every non-divine being, but have no other special powers. Divine Verdict: Staterus calls down a ray of holy light from the heavens. If an altogether evil person is within the ray of light, they're paralyzed with searing pain until either Staterus runs out of strength or another person removes them from the light. As with all powers, doesn't work on divine beings.
Weaknesses: Fallen God: Staterus's powers do not affect divine beings, and he has no resistance to their abilities. God of Balance: Staterus's emotions must remain in constant balance with each other. Should on of his emotions become too strong (example: Anger), his powers won't work until he gets himself under control. Heretic: After he was cast from his unknown pantheon, Staterus is unable to enter any sacred place or place of worship
Personality: Staterus is the very picture of balance. He is neither good nor evil, happy nor sad. He may ehibit these emotions, but there is not one domineering trait in his psyche. An exception may be calm, even in the face of perilous dangers. Staterus's outward emotions rarely break from gentle amusement.
Bio: Staterus was a God. He was the God of balance in some ancient, unknown pantheon. Due to a spat with the God of Law, he was cast down. He found himself in an actual body on Earth, forever branded with the Heretic's Curse. WIth no way to reach the long-forgotten Gods of his pantheon, he's searched for revenge in other places. With a hatred of authority, it only made sense to topple the highest authority. The Chrisitan God of Heaven.
”Everything I do is either for the hell of it or for the hell of someone else.” “Callum? Too soft, he’s a completely mediocre soldier. Still, you can’t help but love the guy.”
The Basics
Name
Callum M. McCormac
Nicknames
”Cal”-Almost everyone
Birthday
Oct. 30, 1986
Age
29
Gender
Male
Sexuality
Heterosexual
Appearance
Callum typically wears slightly more-formal-than-needed clothing. Tweed jackets and wool pea coats are a favorite. Can typically be seen wearing slacks and a button-up shirt. While his style is nice, his clothes are almost always disheveled. He’s 5’ 11’ and 161 lbs. He has green eyes and brown hair. He has a beard which is constantly kep at slightly above stubble length.
Skills
Sorcerer Type
Healer
Skills
Healing: Cal can heal minor wound (Ie a grazing gunshot wound) on his own magically, as well as speed up the natural healing of greater wounds.
Competent Fighter: No one would ever call Callum an elite soldier, but no one can ever call him helpless either.
Mediator: Cal is skilled at defusing even the most tense of situations, and his light-heartedness has a calming effect on those around him.
Digging Deeper
Likes
Books
Helping people
Feeling needed
Soda
Adventure
Making people laugh
Salty foods
Dislikes
Routine
Heat
Boredom
Explosions
Feeling Powerless
Orange Juice
The color yellow
Habits
Nail biting
Pacing
Singing to himself
Hobbies
Writing
Reading
Conversation
Fears
Being Useless
Failure
Death (of those around him)
Personality
From a realistic standpoint, it makes no sense for Callum to be involved in this sort of revolution. He’s mild-mannered, and doesn’t care much for combat. Yet anyone who knows him is aware that above his distaste for war, is an infinitely strong desire to protect. He worries very little about himself, instead occupying himself with the well-being of his friends. Since he considers everyone to be his friend, this is no simple task. He hopes that the war draws to a close as soon as possible, as he hates seeing anyone die. For his belief in humanity, many call him naive.
History
Callum was born to an Irish-American at the height of the Norm persecution of Sorcerers. He and his mother once stayed up 24 hours straight healing his father after a mob attacked him. He was in the minority of Sorcerers who did not fault the Norms for the violence, his best friend of many years was a Norm. When the enslavement began, he dnd his family hid the friend in their basement. When the authorities found him, Callum’s mother and father tried to stop them from taking him. Callum’s mother and father were killed, and his best friend was grievously wounded. Callum came home from med school that day and tried his hardest to heal his friend, but he failed. Callum developed a crippling fear of failure and ran away, now a wanted man. He wandered for several years, finally finding the Griffins as a place to use his powers for the good of everyone. He’s remained there for a little less than a year.
Other Stuff
Theme Song
Bro Hymn – Pennywise Ever get the feeling you can’t go on? Just remember who’s side it is that you’re on. You’ve got friends with you til’ the end. If you’re ever in a tough situation, We’ll be there with no hesitation. Brotherhood’s our rule we cannot bend!