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    1. NewShoesForever 9 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current I live! Run! Run!
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8 yrs ago
@Poi I bet you were playing as a dirty, disgusting Anathema. Glory to the Scarlet Empress! (Wherever she is...)
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8 yrs ago
I'm already familiar with both of those things, now give me the painfully sweet nectar of forbidden knowledge.
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8 yrs ago
You have to know that that will only make me more curious. I need to know now.
8 yrs ago
I think I missed something. What is "diapergate"?

Bio

So, I'm NewShoesForever, natch. I enjoy hiding in the shadow of tall things and praying no one sees me.

I am an absolute fanatic for fantasy adventure fiction; the more outlandish the better. I'm also all about collaborative worldbuilding, so hit me up whenever for that if you're interested.

My primary likes include Magic The Gathering and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I can be seen lurking around any thread in which I am even tangentially involved like an obsessive-compulsive poltergeist.

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@EldarionI

Pretty solid. Good tone and pacing. May want to insert a couple more line breaks, it looks a little monolithic.
@Avali

MOININ' BOSS
@BrightSteel

Nephish rose from within the shade of his palanquin and slithered through the curtains that obscured him from view, his lidless eyes taking in the gorgeous scenery, marred somewhat by the sight of the dead tired and questionably equipped revolutionaries gawking at his contingent.

Standing at their head was a man with white hair, in armor remarkably dissimilar from those being worn by the other. It was fortunate that his appearance was so out of place, because, as far as Nephish was concerned, most humans looked functionally identical.

Nephish nonchalantly approached the man, his private guard following close behind, urumi in hand.

"So, you must be that samurai fellow, eh? I've heard good things about you. I'll expect a lot." Nephish said, mostly seriously.


tl;dr: corporate mummy
How susceptible would she be to brainwashing via evil snake magic? Asking for a friend.
Hi so lost. I'm dad.
Then I will purchase all the candy factories and use them to power my cloudy day machines, so that children can no longer play outside. So I swear, or my name isn't Heironemous P. Meansley!
IT'S ALREADY WORKING!!!
>mfw dad jokes are my greatest weapon in my plot to destroy Christmas

hi confused. I'm dad.
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