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    1. NewShoesForever 9 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current I live! Run! Run!
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8 yrs ago
@Poi I bet you were playing as a dirty, disgusting Anathema. Glory to the Scarlet Empress! (Wherever she is...)
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8 yrs ago
I'm already familiar with both of those things, now give me the painfully sweet nectar of forbidden knowledge.
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8 yrs ago
You have to know that that will only make me more curious. I need to know now.
8 yrs ago
I think I missed something. What is "diapergate"?

Bio

So, I'm NewShoesForever, natch. I enjoy hiding in the shadow of tall things and praying no one sees me.

I am an absolute fanatic for fantasy adventure fiction; the more outlandish the better. I'm also all about collaborative worldbuilding, so hit me up whenever for that if you're interested.

My primary likes include Magic The Gathering and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I can be seen lurking around any thread in which I am even tangentially involved like an obsessive-compulsive poltergeist.

Most Recent Posts

@Avali

I think what @Fury Panda is asking is: how surprised should they be at @Bluetommy's little display in the bar?
Nah, but the poor guy keeps having to enter unpleasant situations because he's so goddamn Neutral Good.
Here's what I've learned from playing Dukhan: being a good guy is fucking exhausting.
@BrightSteel

The night's mist rose from the land, abating only somewhat the bitter cold. The sun illuminated the fallen snow in a riot of colors, framing the landscape in myriad hues.

It was in these conditions that the Venesoomi contingent, proud and silent, arrived at the rebel base camp. They bore no standard and their weapons were sheathed. The cunning of their leader had been sufficient to get them through treacherous territory without incident.

A voice echoed lackadaisically from within a palanquin at the center of the formation.

"Rise and shine, sleepy bones! Your ringers are here!"
@EldarionI

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe we're allowed to do whatever we want with the NPCs.
You're not wrong.
@Avali
If necessary.
Welp, I went all in on delicious and healthy Kraft (tm) brand. Guess its time for the self-flagellation.
I sacrifice delicious Kraft (tm) brand Mac 'n Cheese to Juses every day. When do I get my complimentary free hug?
He really had tried to do his best to help this child. He still wanted to give her his assistance, but it appeared that this was just going to become more and more difficult.

"My apologies, young one. I did not mean to put words in your mouth. We will leave whenever you are comfortable to do so."

The dwarf woman's approach caught him somewhat off guard. She spoke with extreme hostility, likely in order to protect the child, or at least that's what she believed she was doing. Perhaps she was right. Perhaps Rose was sending signals of discomfort he wasn't picking up on. Dukhan hung his head in sadness and in shame. Was he only making her troubles worse?

"Miss Rose, is this woman's assessment of your situation accurate? Is my presence upsetting you?"
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