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Hey, it's me, Everyone's favorite direct male line descendant of a Waffen-SS soldier.

I'm just a guy who RPs for fun, so don't expect novel-quality posts, though I try my best. Also don't expect novel-length posts, last time I tried that burned me out after a few months, eugh. I don't need special accommodation, and I have little respect for anyone who does, I'm joining your RP to do what YOU want me to do, and if I fail at that, then I'll apologize. I apologize a lot actually. I'm very insecure about my writing ability and my own character, and I'm very unlikely to believe you're telling the truth if you compliment me.

When I write, I want to explore character, discover who this person I'm writing is, but i do love a good action scene, those are hella fun. Personally I'm not very eloquent but I have a word of the day calendar so my characters are likely to be. I enjoy challenge when I write, so expect my characters to be more complicated then they first appear.

I like unsolicited PMs as long as they aren't creepy or insulting. The creepy part's a lie be a fucking creeper I'll fite you. hmu if you want to RP or if you just wanna have someone wish you a good day.

Above all else I'm here to have fun, if I'm not having fun, then what's the point really? Just don't be an ass and we'll be cool.

IF YOU WANNA CONTACT ME: (Checking my e-mail is low on my list of priorities, one step above eating, and one step below taking a dump, take that as you will.)

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"That was a big one! I think I'm done yawning for the day!" Haruki yelled to nobody in particular as he jogged in place, watching the protesting crowds through a thick pair of sunglasses.

"That's great kid," said a clandestinely dressed police escort, who had already gotten quite annoyed by Haruki's high energy antics.

"I can't wait! I'm so excited! This is gonna be great!" Haruki shifted from jogging in place to pretty much sprinting in place, intensity written all over his smiling face.

Quirk: Symbiotic Specter

Haruki was tired of waiting. He wanted to get in the building already. He made this desire clear by suddenly sprinting off towards the doors, laughing loudly as he did. To hell with this cautious nonsense, he wanted to get in there! Meet his classmates! What was everyone so worried about anyway? It wasn't like anyone could catch him! He was just too fast, too skilled.

He sprinted his way towards the building, sunglasses falling off and getting trampled under his feet as he did.

This is it! My future! My heroic legend starting now! All the friends I'll meet! All the people I'll save! All the teachers I'll impress! This is all I've been waiting for! This will be a memory I'll cherish forever!

At that moment he crashed into the door, which he wasn't looking out for. He slammed through it and rolled across the ground, sliding on every part of his body in a sequence, finally he slid to a stop against a wall with a thud. His legs hung down towards his head, and the whole word seemed to have flipped on him.

"Woo! I'm here! UA!"

It was certainly a first impression, debuting himself to his new school ass-first, but Haruki was too excited to even realize that. He put his feet on the ground and dragged his head back up the wall in a slow and awkward display, then pulled out his ID and prepared to present it.

Number three! Wow! It was official! He was so happy to see that, even if there was really no reason to be as excited as he was. He already knew he had gotten in, but just seeing that, being here... it was something great that he just couldn't explain. He actually began to tear up just a bit. He covered his eyes with his knuckles, sniffing a few times to keep himself from sobbing.

"I'm... actually here..." he said in what seemed like disbelief. He continued, saying "I'll... give all I can give. I promise."

Mentions: @etranger@Claw2k11

Souta yawned as their paths were selected. He didn't care to offer his opinion. He would try, at the very least, when they started, but he didn't much care what his team chose. The flamboyant girl, Kiko, he recalled, had chosen the green path for them, and Soga, the dragon, had informed that the green path was in fact the longest one. Souta shrugged at that; he was fine with taking a longer path, he hadn't exercised in some time and maybe taking a bit of a walk would be good for him.

"If you think flying ahead would help, then go right ahead," he said to Soga, not really caring who the leader of the group was. "I'll do whatever you tell me to do, I don't exactly have many plans." Souta shrugged again, with closed eyes. He put his hands into his pockets and observed the other groups, all seemingly excited in their own ways. Souta couldn't manage to get himself to be that excited, about much of anything to be honest.

God he was such a downer. At least he was self-aware about it.

He covered his face with a hand and scowled, grunting in disappointment at himself. Be happy Souta, you jackass.

Fuck man I guess I'll dibs this shit
Obligated to bump.

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Souta had followed unquestioningly as everyone else was ferried out to the grass and sent off to socialize or whatever it was that these people were doing. Souta wasn't exactly excited to sit around and listen to jabbering about nothing, but he really didn't have much of a choice. He found a nice shaded patch of grass, and sat down with crossed legs.

He watched as fraternization began, and wondered to himself if he should get up and go find someone to talk to. Nah, he would just get frustrated as he did with everything that he didn't have full control over.

He noticed a certain girl wandering around and being especially loud. This was the girl with the guns for arms right? What was her name again? Well whatever, it wasn't important what her name was, she seemed to be getting along with the hefty boy with the armored skin, whose demonstration had been... well, it had blown Souta's out of the water. He was in a hero school, so one-upmanship was to be expected. He just hoped that the instructors were impressed enough to not force him to go through any extra work to catch up, he might quit on the spot should that happen. Raised voices snapped him out of his sleepy daydreaming, as he noticed that the gun-armed girl had moved on to talking to another girl. This one... Souta didn't even remember her quirk demo anymore. It wasn't like it had been that long, he was just tired and didn't have the motivation to remember the abilities of someone who he didn't much give a damn about.

What did interest him, was the fact that she was giving the gun-girl a rough time of it. He lacked the context, but the blond foreigner had seemed cordial, so the girl whose everything Souta had forgotten was just a bitch. Souta knew that he really shouldn't engage, that he should just ignore it and maybe get a quick nap in, but he just couldn't help himself. He stood, dusted himself off, and meandered over to where the girl was relaxing, performing some tricks with a blade of grass between his fingers as he did.

"I didn't realize I was in the presence of a queen, want me to bow and kiss your pinky ring?" he said venomously. Why was he doing this? He really didn't need to get involved. Souta's complete failure to convince himself to not escalate the situation continued, as he again opened his mouth to fuck with the girl. "It's okay, if my quirk was as forgettable as yours, I'd have to be an uppity prick about it too." Souta turned up his chin. "Or were you like that before your quirk developed?"

It's called destiny, and I'm ready to kick its' ass.

Fuck you destiny's a beautiful woman
Annie Jarvis stood on the balcony of her new apartment, looking out over her new home. Well, it was certainly a place. Annie didn't have much of a plan once she got here. Where was she going to go from here? Who was she going to talk to?

Questions for later, right now she needed a smoke. With a swift potion, she put a cigarette in her mouth and lit it. She blew the smoke over the town as the wind picked up slightly, casting it away. It was almost like a god was telling her not to smoke. Fuck him, fuck her, whatever they are, fuck them.

She pulled out her phone and sent a text to her mom, letting her know she was moving in safely, and hadn't gotten killed in a drug rave as was her mom's consistent worry when it came to her. She also immediately entered the wifi password for her new router, which she had set up before she had even put the sheets on her bed. The news was much the same; world in chaos as superpowers continued to emerge. Annie covered her eyes and wondered when this was gonna stop.

She needed a drink, unpacking could wait. She grabbed all of her stuff, phone, keys, wallet, and left the way she came, heading out to find a goddamn bar.
Haven't even started and the GM's already killing off characters SMH
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