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    1. NewShoesForever 9 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current I live! Run! Run!
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8 yrs ago
@Poi I bet you were playing as a dirty, disgusting Anathema. Glory to the Scarlet Empress! (Wherever she is...)
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8 yrs ago
I'm already familiar with both of those things, now give me the painfully sweet nectar of forbidden knowledge.
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8 yrs ago
You have to know that that will only make me more curious. I need to know now.
8 yrs ago
I think I missed something. What is "diapergate"?

Bio

So, I'm NewShoesForever, natch. I enjoy hiding in the shadow of tall things and praying no one sees me.

I am an absolute fanatic for fantasy adventure fiction; the more outlandish the better. I'm also all about collaborative worldbuilding, so hit me up whenever for that if you're interested.

My primary likes include Magic The Gathering and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I can be seen lurking around any thread in which I am even tangentially involved like an obsessive-compulsive poltergeist.

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@Fury Panda@BrightSteel

Nephish's smile did not abate. These two were thinking strictly in terms of manpower. Of gains and losses in territory. How dreadfully linear.

"My intelligence puts you in control of the rural South, giving you control over Adarla's natural resources. The crown still controls the northern coast, meaning that they can still acquire the necessary resources via trade."

"Not to mention... foreing aid." Nephish's sneer returned as he hissed.

"So, instead of taking a landbound approach, I recomend that we cripple their naval operations. Left with no further avenues for trade, the crown will slowly begin to starve in a war of attrition."

Nephish's mood seemed to alternate quite a bit. Though he never fully lost his composure, it was evident that he enjoyed this.

"Likewise, this will trap the elves here, unable to reach their beloved homeland for aid or evacuation, their ranks will descend into chaos. And there begins phase two." Nephish grinned horrifically. It was obvious that he was waiting for someone to ask him about phase two.
@Fury Panda@BrightSteel

Nephish couldn't help but chuckle, not even so much as glancing at the newcomer. All this contention over a moot point.

"Much as I appreciate your contribution, Shinji, I'm afraid that your plan is simply not viable for one key reason."

Nephish grinned diabolically.

"I have a better one."
Dukhan was shocked at this excessive display of power. The simmering tension that had been present in the room before had reached a fever pitch and the once imminent danger was now very much in the present.

Dukhan held Rose gently by the wrist.

"Young one. I do not wish to push you, but I think that we really should get out of here!" he said, voice trembling somewhat.
Go for it, mah boi!
Insufficient. I do not eat. I do not sleep. All I do is hit refresh.

Nope. I was just trying to liven up the thread because I am a useless no-life waiting for it up update in real time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN8-Pdz-ns8

It's not my fault what happens after you
Do you really want to know?
>mfw it sure is boring around here

@BrightSteel

Nephish slithered at a moderate pace toward the largest tent in the rebel encampment as his troops busied themselves setting up their camp. It was only after entering the relatively secure location that he began to speak about the coming conflict openly.

"On the off chance that you are unaware" Nephish said casually "the crown have some rather nasty surprises prepared for us when the time comes that we choose to meet them on the battlefield.

Nephish's relaxed expression turned to a bitter scowl. "Chief among them, aid from the elven kingdom of Asur."

Nephish sneered as the words left his jaw.

"I'm certain that their reputation for martial prowess proceeds them, yes?"

Nephish returned to his more calm expression. "That said, I'd like to hear if we have any resources of interest I should know about."
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