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    1. NewShoesForever 9 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current I live! Run! Run!
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8 yrs ago
@Poi I bet you were playing as a dirty, disgusting Anathema. Glory to the Scarlet Empress! (Wherever she is...)
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8 yrs ago
I'm already familiar with both of those things, now give me the painfully sweet nectar of forbidden knowledge.
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8 yrs ago
You have to know that that will only make me more curious. I need to know now.
8 yrs ago
I think I missed something. What is "diapergate"?

Bio

So, I'm NewShoesForever, natch. I enjoy hiding in the shadow of tall things and praying no one sees me.

I am an absolute fanatic for fantasy adventure fiction; the more outlandish the better. I'm also all about collaborative worldbuilding, so hit me up whenever for that if you're interested.

My primary likes include Magic The Gathering and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I can be seen lurking around any thread in which I am even tangentially involved like an obsessive-compulsive poltergeist.

Most Recent Posts

So, the Messiah hates dwarves, does he? Considering he's aligned with the revolutionaries, getting his opinion on nagas may be relevant.
@Shard
Psshh... That shit was after his time. You damn kids and your monotheism....
Sooooo.... Any criticisms on my new CS before the boss shows back up?
Sure
Why couldn't the dwarf have just beaten the living shit out of him? Why did Dukhan have to answer this question?

As the words left the girl's lips, the bottom dropped out of his stomach and his face went pale.

How am I supposed to respond to this!? No, you're ugly! Yes, I find your rear incredibly attractive, schizophrenic teenage orphan!

Dukhan swallowed and attempted to compose himself. The Sphinx he had met in the crypt of Agarava could take some notes from this kid. That sphinx had never said anything as painful as this to him, and that fucker ate people!

"It's alright." he said, sweating like he had never sweat before.

I need an adult.
@Avali@Fury Panda@Doc Doctor@Bluetommy

Alright, so Dukhan had to get some things straight:

The masked man was an animate corpse and the other guy had just complemented the rear of this girl, who looked about 14.

Goddamn it, when the dwarf that just threatened to beat the shit out of him was the least alarming person here, things were getting a bit much.

Dukhan leaned over to Rose. "Not to push you or anything, but is there anything else you want to do here?" he whispered "This place is starting to make me uncomfortable."
Okey dokie

Side note: I am so fucking happy that my Heironemous P. Meansly post was post number 700 on this thread.
Should I wait for @Avali to post as Rose, or should I just go ahead with Dukhan's response?
Nah. Nothing else springs to mind.
@EldarionI

Yes. It's very much more visually appealing.
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