Avatar of Peik
  • Last Seen: 3 mos ago
  • Old Guild Username: Sir Skellington
  • Joined: 13 yrs ago
  • Posts: 991 (0.22 / day)
  • VMs: 0
  • Username history
    1. Peik 13 yrs ago
  • Latest 10 profile visitors:

Status

User has no status, yet

Bio

User has no bio, yet

Most Recent Posts

‘’You know, I specifically asked them not to give me a BLT, but they did it anyway,’’ the burly, sleazy-looking man next to Richard huffed out as he took a sip from a can of Dr. Pepper. ‘’I prefer Cubans, you see, the bread’s soft, and they’ve got this sauce they call mojo, and it makes for a more authentic experience. It’s like Nirvana in your mouth.’’ The man smacked his lips, and continued. ‘’The toast bread always cuts my palate, you know? I hate it when that happens. You can’t enjoy anything when that happens.’’

Richard smiled at the man, while his eyes lamented being seated next to him, and agreed. ‘’Yeah, I know that. You should have switched it when you had the chance,’’ he said, turning his head to look out of the window. He had taken this ticket to enjoy the opportunities created by being a high-up in an electronics company, such as getting away from his wife and children, and yet, here this vagrant was, pissing on his dreams of peace and quiet with his sandwich preferences.

‘’I would have, but I hate to put extra work on the shoulders of the attendants, you see. I think it’s horrid, having to dress up in high heels and putting on makeup just so mister Wilkins over there,’’ he pointed at a fat man in a suit, ‘’feels like he can jerk off. I don’t like this sort of society. Let them have their way. I’m not going to be part of it.’’

Richard smiled. ‘’Yet you’re on Business Class, aren’t you?’’ He said coyly, his eyes glinting with the pleasure achieved from finally getting back at the man and his troupe of annoyances. If only he could get this man to shut up too, then it’d all be perfect. But it seemed the man was feeling argumentative.

‘’Hey, I never asked for a Business Class ticket,’’ the man said hastily, his voice reeking with hints of frustration, and even slight anger. ‘’It’s not my fault that my agent got me a ticket for this seat. I’m no man of comfort, buddy – I’ve had to spend days waddling through shit and malaria-laden waters in Vietnam!’’ He took another sip from his can of Dr. Pepper. ‘’You folk and your prejudices.’’

Richard actually felt a tinge of regret for snapping back at his fellow veteran, and a newfound sense of respect for him. ‘’You served? You never struck me as that type,’’ he replied with a newly found friendly tone. ‘’Richard Samuels, I was a Lance Corporal, got a Purple Medal in Da Nang during the Tet.’’

The burly man looked slightly distressed by this information, and replied a moment later. ‘’I’m Isaac, Isaac Graham. Funny, I was wounded on a convoy from Tam Kỳ to Da Nang during the Tet. That was the end of my time in Vietnam. Small world, huh?’’ He asked, trying to cut down on the conversation amicably. He didn’t want for the man to find out his line of work and end up giving him shit because of it. But Isaac was no pacifist – oh, no, he’d punch a man a new mouth if things were to get there. Not that he was an advocate of violence.

‘’Certainly is. So where’d you-What’s that?’’ Richard asked, rustled by the sudden shaking.

‘’Oh, don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just some turbulen-Holy shit, the wing’s on fire!’’ Isaac shouted, and as the lights began to flicker, suddenly everyone began shouting. ‘’Fucking hell, we’re crashing!’’ Richard screamed as his stomach bounced with the odd movements of the plane. Luggage began flying around the cabin like pellets in a snow globe, or maybe more like squash balls, and Isaac was hit in the face by his half-empty Dr. Pepper can, spilling its contents all over him. Isaac screamed in fright, mistaking the fluid all over his clothes and face as blood in the dim light, adding to the cacophony of horror going on inside the cabin. Immediately after, the plane rumbled like it were growling, and at that point Isaac nearly got his skull cracked open by a stray piece of luggage that bounced off his head into the face of some kid sitting two rows in front of him, to the right side. Isaac closed his eyes, not wishing to see whatever happened, and not being able to see without pain now with the burning feeling on the side of his head, as the plane canted towards the left. Isaac stopped screaming and just kept his mouth open at an uncertain moment, and suddenly, a hand on his shoulder latched on, trying to comfort him.

‘’Good God, calm down!’’ Richard screamed out, himself barely adhering to the command, and the screaming and the weird mechanical failure sounds made his appeal to Isaac barely comprehensible. Isaac wasn’t going to have any of it, and just kept blurting out air. With another rumble, suddenly, the plane started vibrating as if it were thrown onto some lethal massage chair, and one explosion and crashing sound later, Isaac found himself looking at a hull breach where Richard once was, flames and snow making a (from an observer’s perspective, and not a participant’s) nice, if foreboding, change of scenery than the plane cabin full of screaming people. Of course, Isaac being there and experiencing things firsthand, he wanted to jump away from the large hole, but found himself unable to, courtesy of his seatbelt. Moments later, he felt as if he was in zero gravity, his stomach feeling in a vacuum, and then, alongside more crashing, he lost consciousness, his last glimpses of sight being that of faint flames, blur, and screaming people.

When he came to, from visions of explosions, screaming, and shouting, Isaac found his shoulders, face and chest peppered with blood, be it from the seats in front of him, or from the gash on the side of his head. Slanted down, he could feel wind blowing from the rip on the fuselage right next to him. Ironically, his rucksack sat right in front of his feet, somehow having found its place next to its owner in all the chaos earlier. Isaac felt an overwhelming need to smoke, be it a regular cigarette or a joint, but unfortunately for him, now really wasn’t the time. He fumbled with his seatbelt to free himself, but his eyes were darting around the scene. He could see some conscious, and one woman was even trying to wake up a flight attendant. And at that moment, he couldn’t help but think the whole sight would make for an excellent photograph.
I wouldn't mind getting some Yoshimitsu armor. Or just something to sell.
‘’Mister Beleth, I must congratulate you on your quick thinking. Your innovative way to cover the leak may have saved all our lives,’’ the Breton said with an excited tone, as he accompanied the tired Dunmer leaning on the railing on the ship while watching the coast and the dinghy. The ship was still tilted slightly to one side, courtesy of the damage and the amount of water it had received, but the crew was handling it. The Dunmer seemed nervous nonetheless, and the Breton did not understand why. Almost as if something was bothering the old mer.

‘’I appreciate your remarks, Mister Gawain, but I’m afraid I am tired, could we please talk another time?’’ Sadri replied, with a tired voice. In truth, he was not tired, nor was he nervous, but there was something about this ‘Mister Gawain’ that made him feel off. Like an itching feeling in his brain, or like a dog whistle, Sadri couldn’t stand the guy, even when quiet. Cilo was just young and talkative, and Sadri did not mind Cilo when he was quiet, but there was something about this particular Breton that just made an uncomfortable presence.

‘’Yes, yes, I understand, Mister Beleth. You’ve done much for us, and you deserve a rest… Who are those people?’’ As Marcel’s tone went from kindly to surprised, Sadri turned his head to catch the direction Marcel was voicing his question at, and then realized he was talking about the dinghy. Before he could say that it was just those on the lifeboat, he noticed another boat, a familiar design, and men in alien-looking armor. Sadri had a brainwave and realized this type of armor was not commonly used by men – rather, it was used by mer. Dunmer, to be precise. But what the hell were Dunmer doing here?

‘’Uh, you know, this looks like trouble.’’ Marcel quietly muttered, as he watched the wounded Dunmer from the ship talk to one of the armored warriors.

‘’I’m afraid it does, Mister Gawain. You any good with a blade?’’ Sadri huffed, sighing as he prepared his blade. He couldn’t feel like complaining anymore – they just couldn’t catch a break, and he wasn’t going to waste his breath about it. First, invaders from Akavir, then, an escape from a siege, then a sinking ship, now, bloody raiders. And he had thought of Smokey the Bear was trouble.

‘’I took lessons at college,’’ Marcel replied, not wishing to disclose his familiarity with the more visceral parts of his profession. Well, he did not want to remind himself more so. He preferred eating cake to gutting blood-drinking hags.

‘’Well then, hopefully you won’t need to put your skills to use,’’ Sadri said. ‘’Maybe they’ll handle this peacefully.’’

Then Sevine began fighting one of the Armigers and hacked the mer’s hand off. Sadri opened his mouth, as if wanting to say something, but just huffed out air. ‘’Or maybe not.’’

Following Sevine, the two Khaji’it in the boat also put themselves in action, with the one with the staff (What was his name? Bo’Dark? Go'Kart?) pulling off fancy tricks, which seemed more at home in a circus troupe rather than a mercenary company, but worked nonetheless. The other Khaji’it acted in a manner much more familiar to Sadri, simply hacking at his attackers with axes, and Sadri found himself rooting for that Khaji’it rather than the other one because of the like-mindedness Sadri felt he shared with the fellow.

As the fight raged on, the ship finally reached shore, and Sadri rushed, hoping to stop the fighting. Before he could rappel down, the other Dunmer on the ship attempted to do so, and ended up falling. In the adrenaline rush, Sadri ignored the fellow upon sliding down, and waded through the water for a few steps, and got on shore to see the Altmer, Keegan, bleeding. Sadri had sympathy for the illusionist, so he moved to mend his wound to the best of his ability with magic, but then he noticed a crazed bear in the midst of the fighting, which made him delay his movements for a moment. After a second wasted in surprise, he realized it was Solveig being herself. ‘’You go, girl,’’ the Dunmer mused to himself as he took a fleeting moment to admire the fighting woman. Why did he always go for the psychotic ones? Maybe it was the way they lived out their emotions, free and primal, something Sadri never was good at.

‘’Hold on, buddy,’’ Sadri muttered to Keegan, as he put his good hand on the wound while the enchanted stump started pulling out the bolt. The Dunmer could feel the Altmer’s skin slowly grow back under his calloused and battered fingers, and gave the mer a chuckle to take the fellow’s mind away from the pain. He huffed and looked away from the wound as his hands worked, then he noticed Solveig being moved by what looked like a gigantic gimp.

‘’Oh no.’’

Sadri ripped out the bolt in a hurry, and then rushed away from Keegan before he could tend to the rest of the magician’s wound, running towards the leather-clad brute. As he moved, he realized just how stupid what he was doing was, but Sadri knew that it was better to go with what you’re doing and suffer the consequences rather than stop and make a fool of yourself halfway through. Well, he didn’t know it was better – in fact, it was likely going to lead to a worse outcome, but nonetheless, the rest of the statement was true, and he wasn’t going to be that doubtful coward, at least, not this time around.

Just as the gargantuan sex slave wannabe threw down Solveig, Sadri made his dynamic entry, jumping at the giant gimp and smashing his forehead against the leather clad hulk’s nose as he came down, with the collision making an almost inaudible ‘crack’. He moved his head to face the recoiling gimp, and was promptly punched in the face by the said fellow before he could continue with his daring rescue. While he hadn’t lost consciousness, Sadri found the punch as a good warning to stop moving, and just lay on the ground, watching an Imperial, seemingly the young one from the company, come by and offer his hand to Solveig.

‘’Motherfucker.’’
Sorry I was absent, lost internet-computer access. Will get to opinions today.
Hell hath no fury.


Like a woman smacked?
@MiddleEarthRoze, here's what La'Dansharr knows.




Those that aren't in the dinghy, that were left behind... Are we not jumping ship now? Cuz I really wanted to throw Sevine's ass overboard.


Sadri's superior sailing skills (oh wow the alliteration) can't let you do that.

Nah, that wouldn't have nearly as much consequences.


<Snipped quote by Frizan>

Bitch, Solveig took a Kamal fist to the head and emerged okay. That mast better pray.


Solveig's jaw will have suffered more than the rest of the party at this rate.

© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet