Earlier I broke into a minor's house and bargained with a demon to send his soul to hell, so I think providing alcohol to a minor is a little low on the list.
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Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Drinks are on Max.
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Max looked around the basement library. Some of the books called to him, he wanted so badly to add to his collection. But it didn't seem right to take anything, any more than it would be to take a dead man's wallet. Someone had worked hard to obtain these books, probably very hard indeed given that it was a teenager in a rural area. Max had no right to them. No money had exchanged hands, no agreements had been made.
Max was suddenly struck with the uncomfortable thought that he was at least partially responsible for demon's claiming the kid's soul. Just a kid on a stupid power trip. Sure, said kid had endangered thousands of innocents simply for kicks. But still. A kid.
He straightened his necktie, bowed his head. "Barukh atah Adonai Eloheinu melekh ha'olam, dayan ha-emet." The words brushed past his lips, soft and almost unheard in the basement room, tinged with regret. And with that, he stepped through the portal back to the office.
Max forced a smile onto his face as he walked into the office. "Good work, team," he said with maybe too cheerful of a tone. "Really. I don't know about you guys but I could definitely use a little warmth in my belly." Making a show of flexing his fingers over the radiator, Max reached into his desk drawer and groped about until he found what he was after. A handful of small glasses, and, of course, a bottle of slivovitz- Eastern European plum brandy. Vile stuff, but a sip of that would have them all feeling their toes again. He poured out a few glasses, offered them to anyone who was interested, before offering a toast. "Well, here's to the first of what I hope will be many successes. I feel honored to call you coworkers." His smile was maybe too wide, too bright, but at least partly genuine.
Max was suddenly struck with the uncomfortable thought that he was at least partially responsible for demon's claiming the kid's soul. Just a kid on a stupid power trip. Sure, said kid had endangered thousands of innocents simply for kicks. But still. A kid.
He straightened his necktie, bowed his head. "Barukh atah Adonai Eloheinu melekh ha'olam, dayan ha-emet." The words brushed past his lips, soft and almost unheard in the basement room, tinged with regret. And with that, he stepped through the portal back to the office.
Max forced a smile onto his face as he walked into the office. "Good work, team," he said with maybe too cheerful of a tone. "Really. I don't know about you guys but I could definitely use a little warmth in my belly." Making a show of flexing his fingers over the radiator, Max reached into his desk drawer and groped about until he found what he was after. A handful of small glasses, and, of course, a bottle of slivovitz- Eastern European plum brandy. Vile stuff, but a sip of that would have them all feeling their toes again. He poured out a few glasses, offered them to anyone who was interested, before offering a toast. "Well, here's to the first of what I hope will be many successes. I feel honored to call you coworkers." His smile was maybe too wide, too bright, but at least partly genuine.
Darkseid himself doesn't seem right for a starter villain. Probably gotta aim a couple notches lower. Someone like Despero or Zod.
And that takes care of Demolition Derby.
I, for one, am excited to see just what is this cosmic threat that Sam has in mind. Especially if that's our starter villain.
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I wasn't actually sure myself. Q fits quite comfortably in either category. Batman would certainly be all for having another detective in the League.
Let's go with that then. "Detective and expert martial artist" sounds like someone Batman would recruit.
@Polyphemus If it makes you feel any better, Dick doesn't have the massive amount of wealth and resources that Bruce does lol
Dick and Vic should work together, not least because their names rhyme. They can be martial arts detective buddies.
Anyways, I also vote for option 3, though I'm unsure which category I would fall under.
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