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Finally home and will post for my partners asap!
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I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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I never notice someone's post count until I see (ignore post count) and then I totally look at it, out of habit and curiosity.
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Reading Ravenor from 40k right now!
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Would this be a bad time to ask when we are to start?
Her words gave him a grin that showed his teeth. He had to admit, despite his uneasiness, he liked her manner. She had a way of thinking that was clever, but deceptively uncouth by surface standards. Likely from her being more used to her own dark speech. Either way, he found it endearing. Then again, he told himself, it would be amusing until he was dead. Another few twists of the lockpick, and he entered her cell. It was dark, and he felt a sense of dread being in the same cell as a drow, but being a wizard was about discipline. "I believe you. Though if you betray me, keep my face intact. It's my best feature." He joked, before bidding her: "Stay still so I can unlock these, just hold tight." The young wizard tried not to stare at her too long.

It was surreal being so close to something he had been told all of his life would curse him and eat his still beating heart. Drow were cursed by Corellon of the elven pantheon, sent into the depths of the underdark to toil under the Spider Queen. Despite his nerves, however, he had to admit she was rather attractive in a terrifying way. Her face was sculpted and her exotic eyes were indigo in hue, not to mention her shapely, lithe form. He pushed both his fear and salacious thoughts away, or at least the latter. His fear returned when she gazed at the ceiling, speaking into the darkness as if it were a pet.

"Mystra's tits!" Malcador cursed when the shadows began to move, almost searching his repertoire of spells to see what could obliterate a spider that size, at least when he realized what it was. However, he stopped when he gathered she spoke to it in such a familiar way. "Gods, you need to tell me if you have a pet spider." He remarked, indignant. He did not want to bungle their deal, however, and knelt beside her, trying to concentrate on the lock until he freed her left hand. At first he was distracted by her in two ways, but now his focus was solely on the spider that watched with six unblinking eyes. The irons popped open, and he completed the circuit on her next hand. Soon, both shackles were unlocked, and he stepped back to grant the dark elf room.

The lockpick was almost broken. Four manacles and two doors had spent it, and he tossed it aside. His cool, collected manner had returned, and the mage inclined his head. "Glad to be of service. I neglected to introduced myself. I am Malcador of Waterdeep."

It wasn't a full introduction, he did not want to grant his true surname yet. But it would suffice for now. Maybe if they survived, he would feel more ready to speak.
It's true, I began to see double
I had been in the company of enough jealous, aristocratic women to know her look and meaning. However, luckily Sel decided to retreat before there was any real issue. Then again, maybe her presence would have kept me in line, because despite my best efforts, I felt Baroness Arsenault looked particularly lovely tonight. She had certainly dressed for the occasion, and if the men flanking her were any sort of relation, they hid their distaste well. I pulled my hat off and inclined my head. "Please excuse Corporal Sel, ours is an oddity of a company. Not many in the guard have mixed sex units, it can be a bit tricky you see. But they handle themselves well so far, by my estimation."

"Yes, very strange." She agreed, but seemed to no longer dwell on it in accordance to her own desires. "But you seem to handle it well, and yourself, for that matter. Oh, you were so heroic on the holo!" I kept my posture strictly in accordance with an officer's step, but she could afford to be more casual, placing a dainty hand on my forearm. She led me into the manor, passing into the long gallery, where baroque paintings and ostentatious ornamentation hung, the tapestries and curtains lined with gold filigree. A bust of a long dead ancestor sat proudly beside a small statue in the likeness of a kneeling Sanguinius, the primarch deep in contemplation. We stepped past an enfilade of rich apartments, and reached a Grand Hall fit for a planetary governor's banquet. A number of white-clad servants went about their business, and the Lady Arsenault gave me small anecdotes of when the last painters and artisans had completed the various neo-romantic academic painting, formed the unique stylized pillars, or installed the latest set of cushioned dining chairs. I adopted a thoughtful pose, or laughed when applicable, and gave witty remarks when called for, slipping back into the role of Count's son like a glove. Eventually, she waved away her aides. The one who shared a modicum of her features gave me a measured look, but said nothing as he departed. The lady guided me out of the Grand Hall and into a small study with a brilliant view of the mountainous valley. The snow flitted past us like angels falling from grace.

"Is that man related to your lineage, by any chance?" I dared ask, glancing back in the direction of the banquet area.

"He is my second cousin, Beauford." She remarked with a hint of indignation. Somehow, the vexation on her face only added to her beauty. "He does his part, but he resents my claiming of my father's fortune. He cannot stand a woman can own the estate and our many holdings. Of course, he does not lack complete honor. When the will was announced, he promised to serve me, but if you ask me, he merely wishes to curry favor so I might place him in the will."

I nodded, and for the first time it was not an act. "Most don't appreciate a woman's worth. I'm glad to be serving in a unit that does." I said, and slid out of her grasp to gaze out of the window, all white and black. I was about to make the segue of needing to return to the men, but she struck first.

"My lord, I am reminded of my earlier thoughts," She said, approaching to gaze with me, a dramatic look to her classical visage. Lips pursed, she said, "Even if it serves its purpose, it must be difficult with so many men and women together. I imagine fraternization is looked down upon. You would not, of course. You're a man of iron will." She flattered me, and I hate to admit I felt my breast swell. "The scandal alone would be a mark on your promising career."

"Luckily, I have no attraction to those of the ranks." I said, lying through my teeth. "It simply would not do, even if I were to break our unspoken rules. I am of house Caladwarden."

My lies and my pride, as in most tales, became my downfall. She hid her smile well, instead espousing a coy, demure look. "Of course, you have more refined tastes..." She remarked huskily, and before I realized her vanguard action, the swell of her full bosom pressed against my arm. I felt both dread and a thrill pass through my body, and I glanced behind me quickly, in fear of prying eyes. "I imagine a man in your position must find it arduous to be without equal company. Without succor, without release."

I felt a scream rip through my mind, telling myself to back away, to give some modest platitude and resume looking out the window. I almost wished for the bolt of a longlas to rip through the window and strike my leg. However, despite the obvious ploy and her banal words, they still rang true. None of my intellectual reasoning could penetrate the wall my body had erected between my mind and my desires, and as if our lips had been infused by gravity, we leaned forward to kiss.

Until the manor shook like it was struck by an Astartes Thunder Hammer. The Baroness squealed in surprise and horror, and I kept both of us steady with my arms. Outside the window, there was a flash of light to the north, and took her hand and let the lady to the Grand Hall, ordering the servants to protect her as I left the room, sprinting outside. It was not the time for it, but as I ran, I was not worried about an impending attack. I was scolding myself for nearly getting involved with the damn woman! Once outside, I was hot enough to not notice the sudden chill at first, but gradually I came to realize the void shields had been destroyed. The next few minutes were followed by a flurry of activity as I ordered men and women to take positions and keep steady as I sent Sel and a small squad to check the damage. So far nothing else had deigned to attack. Perhaps it was a simple malfunction, but I waited for Sel and the rest to report back.

"Crispin, swing two squads left of the far wall to guard the flank! Brodlock, keep your squad to the right, near the vehicles! Elara, sit tight and keep the guns up. I need eyes on the road!"




@AndyC Is there a place to differentiate names and aliases?
I'll have a CS up by tomorrow, cap'n
The next morning was sunny and idyllic, much like it had been the past week. Amal remembered waking up to the sound of rain, but it had retreated like a thief before they woke up. The two had splint the earnings accordingly, and had made a fine reward for their work by Amal's reckoning, even before they cashed in the bounties. Lucrative, would be the imperial word for it. The bandit called it a fine night.

Delphine had not deigned to ask about him, and so he did not speak on it. It was for the best. She likely knew she wouldn't like the answer, and he was wise enough not to bring it up. A thief was one thing, a bandit prone to violence was another. Still, he was surprised at how savvy she seemed to be, yet how trusting she was he would not stab her in the back. The rogue theorized she was desperate enough to trust anyone, and as much as he took advantage of people, he felt it was too much for him to do so here. Plus, admittedly he fancied her, at least as much as he could after one job.

"The thieves guild does have blind spots." He nonchalantly added as they trekked through the woods, back to Koegria and their just reward. Red berries, yellow roses, and rootbulbs infested the forest path, Delphine picking them gingerly and going on small, educational tangents, spicing them with witty anecdotes of potion making that had Amal actually remembering the names of the various plants. Though she pointedly went quiet when Amal began speaking on her debts. They both had their specialties, he thought wryly. "It's operated by cels, ones that have very little to do with one another. It takes a little time for those looking for you to find you if you happen to leave the city, at least when you're not being followed or... escorted." He gave a devilish smile as if to suggest he might be a member, there merely to keep an eye on her.

"Oh yes, I'm certain I've got my own handler and everything." She quipped, laughing. "Nice disguise, by the way. A dashing hammerfell bandit with a panache for dropping pies? Nefariously concocted. Maybe I should pay you my earnings now and consider my debts paid?"

"If you did that, I might almost forget the charming part." Amal replied. The bandit was surprised at how easy it was to speak to her. Usually women were flummoxed by his manner. They made their way down a sloping hill, stepping over the grasping roots. Amal nearly stumbled, carrying the brunt of the loot and being unused to forests, despite his footwork and agility. Delphine helped him with a looped arm, giggling at his uncharacteristic misfortune. They broke the tree line in a playful manner, only for the mirth to turn to ash, Delphine gasping when she saw the sundered west wall of Koegria. Even Amal was taken aback, and he was no stranger to destruction.

A multitude of smoke pillars rose amongst the half ruined town. Apartments and businesses stood next to homes and shops that had been burned or reduced to rubble by assumedly magical means. It looked all the more off putting by the smiling sun and the soft warmth that kissed the pair's skin. Amal watched as the arm of the Dibella statue suddenly lost its integrity, as if waiting for his eyes to watch the appendage shatter upon the ground. Immediately he knew it could not have been a military force or a rival lord. He heard no occupation, nor saw any picket lines or scouts. Most of the town was still whole, despite the damage. On the bluff overlooking the walls, the lone oak tree had burned to a crisp. Its emaciated form stark and black against the blue sky.

"Stendarr's mercy..." Delphine breathed, looking to Amal. He placed a hand on her shoulder and nodded, reassuring her. Together, they made for the archway, the roughly hewd street untouched save for a dead horse, its stomach cut open. The brambleberries and bushes flanking the road ruffled, stained with crimson. Beyond the aesthetic damage and the steed, a lone figure sat beside the wall in the fetal position, clutching its knees. Delphine and Amal shared a look, and Amal approached carefully, stepping past the stinking corpse of the freshly killed horse and kneeling beside what he now recognized as a dark elf.

"What happened, friend?" He asked, using the term to built some rapport with the fellow.

The figure raised its head, bags under his eyes. His white shock of hair disheveled, and a scar on his cheek. Amal felt he recognized him from the other day, but he couldn't be sure. "Dun... Dunmer Slavers," he said slowly. "None I know. I don't know them... I would not do this."

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