LeavesThe waiter had no choice in the face of this incredible outburst by both his guests but to... Slightly crinkle a single eyebrow. Yes, just one eyebrow. That was all. Well, that wasn't entirely all. He did choose to speak.
"Mister Yu, if this were indeed Hell, and your punishment was to sit through my 'ineptitude' as you put it, then what makes you believe I would bother giving you a straight answer? And what would the great young general have done to earn his place in Hell? Trust me, I've been there. You wouldn't want to go. As for the entertainment, well, is the ambience of this music not to your liking?" The afro man gave a twirl, and as he did so the coat tails on his suit lifted upward with the air. Once he finished spinning, the man looked entirely different! He was no longer a man, but a great big crocodile! A great big crocodile with a great big afro!
"How about you, Bruno? You strike me as the sort of man that enjoys a good joke. Something that hits your funny bone." No sooner had the crocodile finished speaking, a large stage appeared nearby and the entire restaurant looked different. In fact, it wasn't a restaurant at all! The group found themselves in the dark, brick covered walls of a comedy club! Meanwhile up on stage stood (well, reclined really) a skeleton. The skeleton wore a sleep mask as it reclined on a lounge, with multiple spotlights shining right on it. All this occurred in less than the time it took to blink.
"Ladies and gentlemen, zombies and grumpy Chinamen, presenting the queen of puns, the baroness of bones, the woman to put the humor in humorus, Benny Bones!"
"Mister Yu, if this were indeed Hell, and your punishment was to sit through my 'ineptitude' as you put it, then what makes you believe I would bother giving you a straight answer? And what would the great young general have done to earn his place in Hell? Trust me, I've been there. You wouldn't want to go. As for the entertainment, well, is the ambience of this music not to your liking?" The afro man gave a twirl, and as he did so the coat tails on his suit lifted upward with the air. Once he finished spinning, the man looked entirely different! He was no longer a man, but a great big crocodile! A great big crocodile with a great big afro!
"How about you, Bruno? You strike me as the sort of man that enjoys a good joke. Something that hits your funny bone." No sooner had the crocodile finished speaking, a large stage appeared nearby and the entire restaurant looked different. In fact, it wasn't a restaurant at all! The group found themselves in the dark, brick covered walls of a comedy club! Meanwhile up on stage stood (well, reclined really) a skeleton. The skeleton wore a sleep mask as it reclined on a lounge, with multiple spotlights shining right on it. All this occurred in less than the time it took to blink.
"Ladies and gentlemen, zombies and grumpy Chinamen, presenting the queen of puns, the baroness of bones, the woman to put the humor in humorus, Benny Bones!"