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10 mos ago
Current Today's my birthday! I wish you all a truly magical day!
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2 yrs ago
No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.
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2 yrs ago
Today is my birthday! I wish you all a truly enchanted day!
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3 yrs ago
Arguing over petty details at times of dimensional emergency was a familiar wizardly trait.
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3 yrs ago
It's my birthday! I wish you all an excellent day!
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Beorgric had been up since dark, fussing over the holds and inspecting the maintenance and cleanliness of the ship. There could be no room or excuse for shoddy craftmanship or lazy handiwork; he was a dwarf, after all, and some kind of standard had to be upheld. As Davvie came prancing upon deck, he tipped his hat in respect for his captain. Beorgric was of royal blood among his kin, but out here she was boss. He wasn't about to spoil the chance she'd given him by acting uppity. Alberich knew that had cost him enough in the past. Besides, Beorgric liked her. Davvie had a way about her that made him smile, their differences nonwithstanding.

As Davvie spoke, Beorgric raised an eyebrow and scratched his beard. Most of the crew were still fast asleep down below, but then again, that hadn't stopped them in the past. The mention of loot and plunder had an almost magical effect on pirates, he'd found. He hobbled up beside the captain along the railing where she was standing, putting his thumbs in his belt and spitting down into the foaming waves below.

Feelin' like a bit o' mornin' exercise, Captain? he said, shooting the captain a side glance and a sly smile, We could all do with a wee workout, I'd say. Besides, I’ve been lookin' at our stores. They’re not empty, but there's surely room fer more, if ye catch me drift.
@Lu Cool! Maybe some kind of iconic figurehead? Something that plays on the name of the ship, perhaps? 😀
@Lu How's it going? 🙂
@Lu Maybe something like these? ☺️

Here's my guy, ready for inspection!

Arr, I be mighty eager t' be startin' this here game, har har!

Color me interested!

Edit:
Thinking of playing a dwarf pirate who can't swim. Known among his friends as... Blackbeard.
So... Ricon was, like, the richest man in the world before getting captured, or something? I mean, man, when we discussed this earlier and you mentioned the idea that he could have some old caches, I didn't think you'd give him a damned batcave with treasure to boot. Maybe a treasure chest in an unmarked grave or something, you know? But a bloody marble throne encrusted with rubies and "piles of gold" and all sorts of other treasure? I just... And that's just the tip of the iceberg. The way some of you "handled" the combat earlier was just a fucking disaster. Just descriptions of whatever stupid anime attack your character does, but never a single word about what happens to your character, only moronic AOE "I killed everyone"-posts written in the worst way possible. I know this is Casual but come on. And the way you spam the Discord with bullshit and some kind of poorly drawn fucking porn? What the fuck?!

This isn't about all of you. A few are great writers. I think you know who you are. You can disregard my ranting.

I really tried. I tried to hold on and stick to it, hoping that things would get better. But I don't think they will, and I'm all out of patience.

The game is over. Class dismissed. Go ruin someone elses game with your stupidity.
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