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Feeling confident that she had succeeded in flattening the already diminutive black haired girl that had interfered with her private moment, Malizia would pull her fist back up out of the ground; away from the pancaked and disheveled form of Liaena that remained halfway buried in the garden; and turning her attention over to the far more interesting little thing in her hands.

But lo and behold, as the fates would have cursed her, Malizia had barely time to even speak before she felt that something was wrong...

Something was VERY wrong!

Her entire body tingled, her muscles twitched involuntarily. It felt as if all her organs were dancing around inside of her in some bizarre dance macabre as she felt like she was about to puke!

She felt the little human drop from her grasp, but by the time she could get a pair of bleary and confused eyes to focus back at where Kathlin had once supposed to have been, she instead saw that her hand had instead turned into a vicious set of strangely familiar claws; ideal for shredding and tearing, but not so ideal for holding one's very precious little loved one.
And in the corner of her eyes, she could also squint another rather disturbing change.

Hair. Growing along her forearm. And lots of it!

"BY THE BLACKEST NIGHT, WHAT FOUL CURSE IS THIS?!" Malizia would exclaim in surprise as she began to shake her hand, as if it was somehow going to stop whatever was happening to her; yet the transformation, whatever it was, continued regardless! She could feel her front teeth ache, and a bizarre sensation snaking its way up her tail, and she felt a strange scent that was suddenly amplified, coming from the house, it was the scent of...

... cheese?!?!

"I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS!" Malizia roared, her mind racing to try to make sense of the situation.

"Kill the caster! Kill the curse!"

Malizia's blue though now slightly yellowish eyes darted across the garden as she identified the possible casters, ignoring the present Night Elves on the roof as she knew their arcane talent to be similar to that of a kobold!
It did not take long for Malizia to single out the most likely source of the 'curse' however, as her glare soon narrowed on the section of the mansion where Sharon's office was located!

"I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED LIKE THIS, HIGH ELF!!"

Malizia roared like a dark titan as she suddenly lounged out with one of her hairy, clawed arms; raking her giant hand across the side of the mansion in a terrible display of destruction! Frightened shrieks emerged from the Night Elves standing on top of the roof as a large gash of broken wood and crushed stone was made across the house!

*CRASH*
*SHRED*
*RAAWR*

Only to be followed by another rake as Malizia slashed with her left hand as well, aiming for Sharon's office!

"SHAAAARON DAAL'DIEEEEEB!!"

Malizia screeched, revealing her upper two front teeth to have grown dramatically in size and protruding from her mouth as she began to violently assault the mansion!

@Andreyich

Now now, let's not poke fun at a very large group of the human population ^_^

I waz actually considering using a sniper kind of character in the beginnin!



Buttz then I remembered how difficult it is to maintain a long-distance relationship in most RPz :/
Mechandendrites are totally cheating tho! Simply compensating for what midget-kin doesn't have ^^
Plus, they ruin your looks!

Also, whilst trying to figure out what my alt character is supposed to look like, I drew a quick sketchie! :3



@Asura

It doesn't matter. Come oblivion or not, we still beat the dorfses to the punch! :D
(and we aren't dead yet! things may yet change!)

and finally, you forget the demiurg.


The Demi-urg still suffer the same critical drawbackz as the squats though(or all midget-kin for that matter!), and that is that if someone places an item on the top shelf, no urg will reach it! ^_^
Foresaw Slaneesh real well.


Eeehhhh, we can live with having conjured up the eldritch chaos god of drugs, leather and sex that will surely forever plague the universe ^_^

It could have been way worse!
After all, imagine if Games Workshop would have no longer recognized us as an official race - to the point of stating that we didn't even ever exist! Now that would have been bad!
Ya never heard of Squats!


D'aaaaaawwwh, those adorable little buggers!

It's just a shame some Tyranids just happened to stumble over them for some reason. To think that such "bad luck" could befall those who supposedly stood against the illustrious space elves! Talk about a "foul turn of fate".

If only there was a race of beings who could have foreseen this disaster and warned them... xD

Oh no, it was a personal Grudge, and you know what happens to knife-ears that grudge a Dwarf? They die really, really quick >:3


Yet, in the grim darkness of the 41th millenium, there are only space-elves, but no space-dwarves! ^^

'tis obvious who won!
Riiiiiiiiiighht.... ^^
@Andreyich

I have to ask, were you thinking of someone in particular when you changed your profile picture? :P
@Sinerathin
or on Sherpa's picnic! He's practically BEGGING for swift karmic retribution!!! xDD
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