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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s

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Alright! Posted! I could really be anywhere right now, so if someone wants to catch me or something, just go ahead and ask! if no one does I'm probably going to die.
"Why... Did... I..." Altzer gasped, "Go so... damn far?!" He was slowing down, he'd been exhausted already and he'd pushed himself even further... I'm not going to get home in time at this rate... He'd been fine so far, mainly because he would've still been sleeping this time in the morning. But he was supposed to be waking up soon, and then his mother would find out... Suddenly, his foot slipped out from other him as he stepped onto something smooth and round. He landed flat on his face, his knees stinging from the impact. He rolled over where he was groaned. "What was that?" He picked up the object, it was a smooth and polished pearl. This looks expensive... he thought. He wondered where it had come from, surely the person who had it would've been somewhat attached to it. And he was pretty sure they would've been rich. "I don't have time for this!" He shouted suddenly, "I have to get home!" Well, he wasn't going to be able to run home in time if he kept going like this. That was for sure. [i]Well, I don't really want to do this... But I have no other choice.[i] He focused for a second, and his manifestation slowly appeared beside him. He took hold of the handle with both hands as it appeared, and he positioned himself so that he was on it like it was a witch's broomstick. I'll have to fly! Truthfully, he had more than a few options. Truthfully, the one he was taking was probably the riskiest. Truthfully, this option was the one that was most likely to end in tears... But, still... "Alright! Let's go!" He focused on himself and his manifestation, willing it to start taking off. Immediately, he heard the roar of the booster's coming to life. He felt the lance tugging forward as the thrusters gained power, but he resisted until he could feel the pressure starting to build up. "Aaaannnd, GO!" There was a mighty Voosh! as he rocketed into the air, boosters leaving a trail behind him. Altzer had only tried flying once. And that time he had resolved to abstain from the flying for a little while. He'd read and studied some books that had seemed relevant, and learnt a few things about flying a lance. Lean to change direction, balance weight to stay level etc. As he flew over the massive city of Andria, he seemd to be doing alright. The buildings below weren't getting any closer or farther away which was a good indication. He rocketed over the city, spotting a few landmarks here and there. That's the market, there's the docks... Ah! There's my house! It was a little difficult to see, but he knew his house, even from above. He'd studied maps of the city and he'd learnt that his family's house was an equal distance from each of three major structures in Andria, the Andrian Military base, the Royal City Police's headquarters and the Battle Coliseum. Now I just have to angle it downwards and- Waaah! Altzer had leaned forward on his Rocket Lance only for it to tip completely downwards. The houses below rushed towards him at an extreme speed! "Go up!" He quickly leaned backwards quickly only for it to flick upwards and start rapidly ascending. He rocketed through the air on a steep incline, and he felt himself start to slip. He dipped his lance down and up again as he tried to readjust his balance, only for it to suddenly lurch sideways. He slipped off of his seat, and desperately grabbed the handle of the lance. He tried to swing back upwards but that only made him swing wildly in all directions. With stopping not being an option and regaining his position being an impossibility, he did the only thing that someone in his position would be able to do. "Someone help meeeee!"
Alto's strikes were parried one after another, each swing of his dual blades met with equal force from Taylor's dual blades. C'mon! I know I'm not great at close combt, but still! He tried a feint followed by a quick stab but to no avail, his blade was sent spinning out of his hand as Taylor's other sword sped towards his head. He ducked backwards, he felt the wind rush by the blade, before using his momentum to tumble backwards away from the Doctor. From the corner of his eyes, he saw Cartoon Girl pull out several dark objects, she looked like she was ready. And by the looks of things, Taylor was looking peeved. Alto picked up his blades again, clashing with him momentarily. As Taylor charged a blast of that energy again, he quickly backed off as the Doctor launched the energy towards the toon girl. Yes! But suddenly, several pieces of the walls, ceiling and ground tore themselves from their places and crahsed together in the middle of the room and dissipated the energy blast. Damn it. Alto thought, I didn't tell nurse concrete about the plan... He hadn't had time for it anyway. He still didn't have time for it now, Taylor would hear him if he told her, and the look on Nurse Concrete's face said that she wouldn't have cared either way. "Ah, screw this." He said under his breath. As the nurse ran towards Taylor hoisting slabs of ground with her, Alto ran over to the toon. "Plan B," He said, "I'm going to throw you."
One sand-shark, one blobfish on an epic quest of adventure and self-discovery! Join our hero as he travels the lands, on an adventure of self-discovery! Play as a friend, a rival or an enemy, on a self-discovery of optomestry! Find yourselves, find your discovery, on a self-adventure of inverse elasticity!
As you may have inferred from the above statement and the title, I feel like I'm almost flying through time and space, except I'm sort of getting more grounded now. Anyway, this is an interest check on a kind of different RP from the usual. Basically, it's about a constantly hungering sand-shark and an immortal pessimistic blobfish journeying across a fantastical land, searching for the meaning of their existence. Along the way, they will meet friends, enemies and rivals on the road to self-discovery; unless no one is interested in this, in that case there are only going to be enemies and our unlikely heroes will most likely die. Well, the sand-shark at least, the blobfish can't die. This will be a casual because we have 4 people now. :3
Hello every one! If this is still open I was hoping to do a character with replication or mimicry type abilities, there would be limits for sure but I want to run the idea by everyone because its completely rational to not want that kind of character in the RP. There's no hard feelings if you agree, I have plenty of back up ideas.
Oh, actually our arc 3 plot device is basically like that. Except she can perfectly replicate and use all other meta powers... Actually, you're probably not supposed to know about that either... But it's Arc 2 stuff so I guess it's fine?
I'll wait for another 6 hours or so, and if he doesn't show up we should just keep going. I'll also probably post after that, maybe
Anyone know where the Patriarch's gone?
I think we had one of those, except she had about two posts before dissapearing. Although, that one was apparently twisting things in ways. I'm not entirely sure. We also had another one that controlled friction which is sort of similar in the usage at least. Here are links: Pamela and Cypress (second character on that list) On a side note, manipulating potential energy would be pretty sweet but completely over-powered.
The Cartoon Girl had turned a little blue, presumeably from the cold. Other than that, she seemed fine. Well, she looked fine, and as far as cartoons were concerned, as long as they looked fine they were fine. Probably. "First of all, Theo," Alto said raising his left arm, "Keep him busy." A humanoid entity made of glowing blue energy jumped out from his left hand and ran forward to engage Taylor. On the way, Alto got a black vein to spit out a spear for the projection to use. "I don't really know if this is right," He said, voice lowering to a whisper, "But I'm assuming that your hole thing is a straight up portal, on the basis of toon physics." He quickly looked over his shoulder to check that the projection was still keeping Taylor occupied before continuing. "That beam of his he likes so much can destroy pretty much anything, and if I'm right we can use it against him." Behind him, he felt the projection get cut in half, only to reform again. He stood up and formed dual black-steel tantos, one for each hand. "I'm going to keep him occupied until he gets his beam out again," He said to the toon, "Be ready for it, and make sure he gets hit." With that, he turned around and charged.
"Emperor! Energy constructs are completely ineffective!" "I can see that, Theo." From what he could see, Taylor was completely overpowered. Seriously, what was with all of his powers? The amount of stuff he was packing should've been illegal. He was definitely S-class or higher with that amount of fire-power. Ahead of him, he saw him fire another blast of that weird energy at cartoon girl, who had jumped in a hole she seemed to have found in her dress and materialized behind the Doctor. "Damn it, no time to think!" He plunged his hand onto the ground and the black veins raced towards the Doctor. It was much faster in real time, and reached Taylor in no time. When it reached his arm, Alto materialized a tall black-steel spike that impaled the hand the energy was coming from and raised it upwards, the blast of energy obliterating a large chunk of wall. "Emperor! The temperature is dropping rapidly!" Theo said. Taylor was most likely preparing some kind of ice attack. "Alright, Theo-" Suddenly, a blast of energy fired off from somewhere behind him, offsetting the freezing wave launched by the Doctor. What the- Turning around, he looked to where Doctor Trees was supposed to be, only to find a nurse standing there instead? She looked like Doctor Tree's twin or something, where had she come from? Regardless, it was probably a good time to come up with a plan, so as the new nurse lifted a desk and prepared to throw it, he stuck out his left arm and threw out a hookshot towards cartoon girl. The hookshot didn't do damage, so cartoon girl wouldn't have been hurt by it. Even if it did, he doubted she would take any damage. He whipped his arm backwards and sent her sailing through the air towards him. He caught her easily, as the nurse behind him launched her desk. She's surprisingly light. He thought. Well, she is a cartoon so I guess it's fitting. "Hey Cartoon Girl," He said, "I have a plan."
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