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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s

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I'm sure we could infect Artemis with tetanus and then get someone to eat him

Then they'll get tetanus and die
I'll probably post tommorow morning

I'm really tired now

But I don't know if the post will be very long...
"Well, at least we're all alright." Everyone else seemed to be awake, everyone except for Heena anyways. They hadn't really appeared to experience any lasting damage either, except for Peter's dented helmet. "Maybe, I'll be able to gnaw through the bars." Luka plodded over to the iron bars of the cell. They looked to be too thin to squeeze through, even for Artemis. Luka turned his head sideways, and started nibbling on one of the bars. "Bleh! It's rusty!" Clearly the bars were quite old, and Luka was treated to a mouthful of good old iron oxide. Regardless, he continued nibbling away at the bars, for lack of a better thing to do. But suddenly, he heard a sniffing sound from the cell ahead of them, and then a sudden loud cough of some sort. The cough resonated up and down the cell block, scaring Luka slightly, but he didn't know how the others were. Peering into the darkness, he saw a huge looming figure... Peering even closer, he saw that it too appeared to be nibbling on the bars. "Oh hey!" Luka called through the gloom, "Do you like nibbling too?"
I will in a little bit I was out for about 5 hours and I'm a little tired
On a serious note, anyone seen Raddum around?
Ruby's extraction squad, part 2
"Are you still mad at me for breaking your arm?" Alto said. "I am, but that's not why I'm angry." Sefia replied. He noticed she was only holding her blade with her right arm. He looked down at her left arm, and saw that it was dangling freely in it's place. "Oh, it's broken." "Yes! It's broken!" She said with an exasperated sigh, "It's far too weak! Give me a stronger arm!" "Emperor," Theo said suddenly, "The coffee is ready." "Oh, cool." Alto said, "Pour a cup for Sefia please." Theo was already holding a mug and the pot of coffee, and he proceeded to carefully pour the steaming liquid into the mug almost to the brim. "Here you are, mistress Sephia." Sefia looked towards the coffee, then back towards Alto. She looked to the coffee again, and then back towards Alto, as if she was having a hard time deciding what to do. "Alright, fine..." she said, sheathing her sword. She took the coffee from Theo's outstretched hand and went to the couch and sat down near the spot where her blade had sliced off a bit of the sofa. Sal was busy fighting Con again, button mashing as always. She started sipping the coffee with a sour expression. Alto went over and picked up her repaired robot arm. "Alright, stay still for a sec." He said, as he prepared to take out her other arm. He rolled up one of her jumper's left sleeve and tapped a button on the inside of the elbow 3 times. The arm came away with a worrying crack! and he saw that the part of the arm that connected with the shoulder was almost in pieces. "Take of your jumper for a sec." Sefia grudgingly put her coffee down and obliged with his instruction. Alto peered more closely at the 'arm receptacle' as he liked to call it, the place where the robot arm met the shoulder. Looks like the rotary thing is broken... He thought. Broken due to stress... and overuse. Now, overuse and then stress. Oh. "You've been practicing your Iai, haven't you?" He said to Sefia. She suddenly developed a very keen interest in her coffee. Alto sighed. "I did tell you that the replacement arm wouldn't be able to take that, didn't I?" Sefia still insisted on keeping her silence. "Well, it doesn't really matter anyway." He reached out and took the pieces of the broken rotary thing in the arm receptacle. He then picked up her repaired robot arm, and carefully aligned the prongs before gently pushing it into her shoulder. Sefia experienced a slight electric shock as the nerves connected, but she managed to hold onto her coffee. "Is that all?" Sefia asked, "Because if it is, I'm leaving after I finish my coffee." "Actually, I have a job for you." Alto said. He could see Sefia perk up a little at the mention of a job. "A friend of mine needs to be bailed out apparently, and from the looks of things, I might need more than one person." "How strong is the resistance?" She said, moving her left arm up and down, as if testing it. "It's the underground movement so there are a lot of strong metas." Alto said. "So I'm also bringing in Damien." "Don't tell me that!" She said, "You know I don't like Damien!" "Too late, I'm already texting him." The text read:
Hey Damien, I have a job for you. Get over here ASAP -Alto
He pressed the send button. "Damn it," Sefia groaned, "He annoys me so much!" "I know that," Alto said, "But we need him. We've got our DPS, and our busrt damage, now all we need is a tank."
@RoflsMazoy you should probably jump in to stop insomnium before it gets worse
I'll be giving him a text sooner or later, preferably before he's done
<Snipped quote by RoflsMazoy> I think there might be something wrong with you're spoiler, but she seems like an interesting character none the less. I'm not sure yet, but Insomnium will probably get on her nerves, as I plan for him to be one everyones nerves when ever he's out. Damien is a lot more reserved and his skill set is more varied, even if it's still mainly for combat purposes. Edit: NVM about the pic, my computer was just being stupid.
That'll be good. I'm going to call Insomnium up to be a part of Ruby's Extraction Sqaud because he and Sephia are my part-timers
Ruby's extraction squad, part 1
"When's Sefia coming over?" Sal asked, rapidly mashing buttons on her controller. "I texted her to come as soon as possible," Alto replied, "I do need to reattach this arm." He looked down from the screen at the robot arm in his lap. He'd made it for Sefia about a year ago, when he'd accidentally cut off her arm. "She's probably still mad at me." When she'd first woken up after getting her arm cut off all that time ago, she'd tried to kill him a few times. It was sort of understandable, her having been an assassin and all, but she was still always trying to kill him a year later as well. "Hey Theo can you make some coffee? I know she's a sucker for coffee." Theo nodded and went off to prepare some coffee. Con sat in front of Alto, also rapidly mashing buttons on her controller, but somewhat slower and more controlled than Sal was. Regardless, she was losing against Sal. Sal's button mashing was giving her the advantage, and soon enough, the Con lost. "K! O!" The announcer voice said. "..." Con put her controller down quietly, and passed it along to Alto. "Yeah!" Sal said excitedly, "I finally get to beat you!" "You can try." He leaned forward into a ready position and selected his character, when suddenly... "Master," Con said, "Mistress Sefia has arrived." Alto barely had time to register that before he saw a blade rushing towards his face. "FIGHT!" The announcer voice called as he caught the blade with his left hand, one of the fingers on his right hand jammed on the block button. "Sefia!" Alto said. The blade struggled to plunge forward in the air, though there was no hand to propel it. "I'm in the middle of something here!" On the tv screen in front of him, he could see his guard was running out. He let go of the blade and ducked as it sliced off a bit of his sofa. He quickly mashed out a combo which made his character grab Sal's character out of the air and slam them into the ground before having to put his finger back onto the block button and parrying another blade as it threatened to skewer him. He quickly tapped out another combo to trip Sal's character and shoot a fireball as they fell, dealing a decent chunk of damage, but he was cut off as three blades converged and threatened to decapitate him. He quickly ducked as they clanged off each other. He ducked backwards into a roll as Sefia herself teleported to one of the flying swords, and brought it down towards Alto's exposed neck. He raised his left arm with uncanny speed and caught the blade easily. With his right hand, he tapped out a final combo which sent his character uppercutting into the air, and finishing off Sal's health. "K! O!" The announcer voice said. He put down the controller and reached out with his right arm and slowly pushed the blade up, getting up as he did so. "Sefia, what is it now?" "You know what." She growled.
I made a character sheet for a part timer of mine which will appear soon I hope it's ok
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