Ryteb Pymeroce

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

@Demous That's just his opinion.

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

*pulls out pitchfork* It's already 11pm Ryu... you playing Persona again?

Justice League Incorporated

@Burning Kitty I still maintain the Lightspeed Supertrain Megazord is the coolest though. It's a flying train that dwarfs giant monsters.

Justice League Incorporated

@Burning Kitty it is a reference to the season of that particular show which followed my favourite season. Quantum Power is just a better morphin' call

Justice League Incorporated

Ion

Running through Metropolis

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It is an almost universal fact that speedsters always run late. Narrative causality states that the route they take inevitably leads to civilians in danger and criminals in need of punching. Even though Ion had left his lab at the crack of dawn, the involvement of all those scuffles meant he was running late.

"Calender Man? Really? Ido not have time to deal with a third rate Barman Villain." He said, punching the guy in the face. Looking at his Q-Rex wristwatch, he saw that he was now most definitely late. Crud.

Taking off at mach 10, he was like a street of lightning blazing through the streets. Finally arriving at Luthercorp, he slid to a sparking stop. Checking his watch again, he realised his watch was running an hour slow. Dammit...

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

Ryteb

Thorne City - In Serah's Boudoir

"You know, most girls have a mirror or a makeup table. Don't get me wrong, the rack really ties the room together... though isn't it a bit on the nose?" What Ryteb was inspecting with a degree of sarcastic interest, was a weapon rack filled up completely with shurikens. Touching one, he recoiled in pain. "Ouch... you seriously keep all of these razor sharp? Nevermind, I'm gonna magic my pants so look away. The last lady who saw my gorgeous thighs turned into a sex-crazed demon. Good times."

As he said this, he pulled his pants off, and shook them in the air. With a shower of sparks, the damage and blood vanished. After re-pantsing himself, he pulled out a metal hemisphere. Channelling mana into it, the orb revealed a shaky holographic map.
"This is half of the Keystone to Solomon's Tomb, as well as a map to the place. The good news is I know where the other half is... The bad news is that it's part of a statue in the Temple of Light. Ever broken into a temple before?"

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

I'm not here. A mix up in the teleportation matrix caused me to be disengaged from the temporal plane such that posts from the future end up in the past and vice versa. Fortunately I borrowed a chronal dampner which allows me to live life as normal.

This was a long winded explanation so I could say; Cheers luv, the cavalry's here.

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

I could do a thing. Would have to message our Lord and mistress first.

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

Could be worse. You could be a catgirl ninja teaming up with a treasure hunting wizard to go and find the Ring of Solomon.

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

Yes... it's only beginning. If Ryu would stop playing Persona... so yeah, game over.