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10 yrs ago
A sentence you wasted 5 seconds to read.
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10 yrs ago
Who came up with the idea to make our statuses quotes from philosophers, anyway?
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11 yrs ago
We could be doing something productive with our lives... instead, we're here.
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11 yrs ago
A random quote from some philosopher that we'll forget in a few moments.
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Damn son, you're evil. Also, I'm fine with either way.

We should also get some new contests up.
Michelle Kine - Widowmaker


Michelle was doing some routine maintenance on her pistols. A good cleaning was vital before and after every mission. After all, she didn't want her guns to jam when she needed them most. She listened to Crosscut talk with the MetaOps commander, knowing full well what frustration he was feeling at being left in the dark. She hated that feeling. There was always someone pulling the strings while staying in the shadows. This was why her previous partner died, not enough information. Oh well, all Michelle had to do was deal with the issues at hand. She was certain she wouldn't make the same mistake again.

Now the introductions were being made. There was Crosscut, of course, and there were a couple others by now. She wished she shared Alex's enthusiasm on this, but there was no room for that on the job. Revel's warning caused her to look down, where she noticed that water bottle for the first time. Nodding in appreciation, she picked it up by the neck, she placed it onto the table where it would not be spilled so easily, then resumed her maintenance on her guns.

Reassembling her guns, Michelle began her introduction, "Right, my name is Michelle Kine, codename Widowmaker. Unlike most of you, if not all of you, I don't have any powers. No shapeshifting, no fire breathing, none of that good stuff." Putting a magazine into a pistol and cocking the slide, she continued, "I make up for that with combat experience, and plenty of it." Finishing off the other pistol as well, she placed them into their respective holsters and waited for others to introduce themselves.
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Lol, at least Priscilla will (probably) get it.

Also, who else are we waiting on now?
You don't (necessarily) need a perverted mind to notice that.
Nice. Those do sound like innuendos when put into that context.
Die, dinosaurs!

Ok new rule, nothing involving everyone dying. Ignore Broby, as he is banned from this thread. Ignore him no matter what he says. Even if he's insulting your mother, ignore him.
Don't worry, anything can be taken in a dirty manner. :3
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