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2 yrs ago
Yeah that’s cool and all but you’re either shouting to people that already agree with you or someone that’s heard it before and finds it unconvincing. Either way, you’re worked up for nothing
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2 yrs ago
Don’t you people ever get tired of being angry all the time? Nobody’s changing their politics because of a status message on a roleplay website
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3 yrs ago
Everybody I see complaining that this site is dead has like 3 IC posts total. My brother in mahz you pulled the trigger
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4 yrs ago
Pokemon rivals peaked when they had your neighbor with unmedicated ADHD violently slam into you and then threaten to sue you after every gym.
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I’m up for whatever, if you got an idea for someone knowing Leo, feel free to throw it at me. He’s fairly new to town but he’ll bother just about anybody if he wants something.


“You don’t need a plan at all. I’m not about to make my students defend themselves when I’m standing right here. If for some reason someone comes into this room without my permission, it’ll be considered a violation of my privacy and I’ve killed for less in a darker time. As long as you three are here, no harm will come to you.”

Max stared forward with lidded, unamused eyes as Ryner interjected. He knew royals were bound to be narcissistic, but jeez; this was an A-B conversation, Ryner, C yourself out. He drew back from Eris into a standing position, still reluctant to take off his stupid cat mask in case he accidentally pulled anymore faces. Eris had the right idea, at least. Trusting his safety to a Noila of all things without a backup plan was asking for trouble.

“My students are more important than my reputation," Blatant lie, at best her students were part of her reputation and thus important to her as a means to an end, "but clearly I trusted my subordinates too much and you all have taken the fall for my naivety. For that, I apologize." Doubt it. Max trusted her actions but not her motives; he thoroughly believed she'd kill anyone who stepped into the room without her permission, but all her sanctimonious crap was unneeded and frankly, insulting. She could baby Flower Boy all she wanted, Max wasn't falling for it.

He inched a hand into his pocket, though he paused before pulling out his phone. The Retriever might've been privy to whatever game the two princesses were playing, or at least picked up bits and pieces while his nose was lodged firmly between Noilan asscheeks, but that seemed like the type of conversation Max wouldn't want to have recorded anywhere. He doubted anything would stop Nox from pulling phone data, nor did he know if Ryner had some policy on potential recording devices in her office. The less people that knew about his involvement in this, the better; less chance for this to bite him in the ass later. He really was locked into waiting for the situation to resolve itself, it seemed. Great.


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Alex groaned as he slumped against a cafeteria table, tapping at his nonfunctional phone. He knew it had battery left, so there was no reason for it to not work. Cell towers were probably down because of the storm, but that didn't explain why it wouldn't even turn on.

"That doesn't even make sense," He grumbled as he dropped the device on the table and buried his face in his arms.

'This isn't a natural storm,' The gruff voice of his spirit 'companion' rumbled through his mind ominously, as if sensing his frustration.

Alex lifted his head back up and adjusted his skewed glasses to look around. Nope, no one watching; he'd be free to whisper back at The Ram without looking like a crazy person talking to himself. Small victories.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

'Trouble. Go to that room you use to relieve yourself and make sure you aren't followed.'

"The bathroom? Why?"

'Is my order interrupting the riveting conversation you were having? By all means then, continue.'

Alex merely groaned again. He was sitting alone at the moment, with his last social interaction having been a few shallow comments about the weather and the crappy lunch conditions exchanged with the students a few seats away. That was a solid five minutes ago. Spirits were mean.

He rose from his seat, pocketing his phone before he made his way out of the cafeteria. The bathroom nearby would no doubt be occupied, so Alex detoured to one slightly farther away to meet The Ram's privacy request. When he arrived, Alex pushed the door open and crouched down, peeking under the stalls for any sign of occupancy.

"Okay, we're clear. What's up?" He asked at a normal volume now as he rose back to his feet and paced nervously.

'There will be an attack soon, if there hasn't been one already. This veritable buffet of fresh young souls huddled so tightly together is bound to attract whatever is causing this storm eventually,' The Ram explained in a calm monotone, 'This lockdown is troublesome but not insurmountable. Once you transform you should be able to exit the building without any witnesses.'

"Attack?! Th-this is one of your kind, isn't it? If it's coming here, shouldn't we stay inside? People could get hurt!" Alex found himself on edge every time The Ram made cryptic predictions of spirits popping up and causing mayhem - and it liked to make them a lot - but even the amount of forewarning he'd been given didn't dull the sudden panic he was feeling.

'Precisely why I want to take a proactive approach. We're at a disadvantage if we're fighting in the presence of the cattle; you'll be too busy whining about collateral damage to listen to my direction.' It responded pointedly. Alex reasoned The Ram must be feeling tense; it wasn't usually this insulting to him. Of course, that only worsened his panic as he realized that even the terrifying death ghost living in his head had misgivings about the situation. He felt a little lightheaded, and he couldn't determine if it was shock or hyperventilation causing it. Good thing no one was around to see.

Alex almost had his breathing under control when the muffled sound of shattering glass and screaming echoed through the halls outside. "Wha-what- what was that?!"

'Your cue. You're a predator now, act like it.'

That's right; The Ram was powerful. He was powerful. He had nothing to worry about. Alex shoved a shaky hand down his collar to pull out the ram's head medallion that he kept nestled under his shirt and gripped it in a tightly balled fist. Hyphoid tendrils sprouted from between his fingers, criss-crossing into a grotesque web around his hand. The biomass then expanded into what looked like a reddish slime mold that tingled on his skin as it rapidly spread to engulf Alex's entire body. The Ram always assured him he didn't need to hold his breath for this part, but the simple thought of any of that getting in his mouth was enough to make him gag. The muculent film writhed against his flesh for only a second or two, but he spent the whole time dealing with cold shivers and tight-feeling muscles, and there was always a throbbing soreness behind his eyes. But, it was worth it when his cocoon finally flaked off into dust. He felt good. Energized. Powerful.

Alex had, admittedly, never gotten a good look at himself when he transformed before. The Ram had instructed him to venture out into some isolated corner of the woods and get used to the form before, but Alex was always back to normal before he got home. In the bathroom mirror, the person staring back at him was decidedly not Alex Kozlov. He saw the resemblance behind the dumb costume, sure, but the guy in the mirror was bigger and, more importantly, didn't have a trace of hair dye on him.

'Stop gawking, no one will recognize you.'

"Huh? Uh, yes, my Lord!" Alex meekly yelped before barreling through the bathroom door. The hallway was unoccupied but there were sounds of quickly approaching footsteps; he needed to hurry before the panicking crowd arrived. They were clearly fleeing from something, which means he needed to flank back around to kill it. Assuming he could kill it. A needling flare of impatience shot through his head at the thought, indicating The Ram's displeasure at Alex's hesitation. Never one to disappoint when he could help it, Alex promptly bolted for the nearest exit.




Max glanced back and forth between Eris and the princess as they spoke, the barest snort of amusement escaping his nose. He had to give the leech credit, Eris was a genius for this. It was already in his best interest to keep the situation hush-hush for his own reputation, but he was also working Ryner into owing him a favor. Flower Boy, on the other hand, looked like he was shitting himself. Understandable, as anyone in this room would likely throw him under the bus if it would salvage the situation. Serves him right for that stunt he pulled with the kiss.

He turned his attention to the door as the knock came. Apparently this inviolable sanctum was still prone to being violated. Hopefully that was one of her loyalists and he wouldn't end up in deeper shit. Quite frankly, he just wanted to go home.

Max leaned down near Eris' ear, lowering his voice as he played the part of an attending servant. "So if shit goes down, what's the plan?" If Ryner really was intent on keeping them safe, he doubted anyone would have the balls or the authority to mess with them, but ending up a pawn in the middle of the royal family's squabbles would be a pain in the ass.


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Max followed along dutifully after the detective, not that he had much choice. The administrative building wasn't his guess on where they'd be taken, but he supposed it was reasonable that the campus police was based there instead of in a separate building. The loudspeaker announcements were more subtle than he was expecting, though anyone with half a brain would know something more was amiss. Or, at least the leeches with half a brain would; it seemed like good little Noila subjects would believe anything thrown at them by their vampiric overlords.

When they reached the princess' office, Max barely suppressed a sharp exhale from his nose. Just seeing her stupid face pissed him off. He already didn't like this detective for wasting his time, but he hated the Noilas. There was a vibration in his sleeve from the hidden fork subconsciously raring to attack, and Max quickly clasped his other hand over it as he pretended to scratch an itch on his arm.

What did this royal bitch want with them anyway? They didn't do anything wrong but she was eyeing them down like she was planning their execution anyway. At this point, he didn't even care if his stupid cat mask covered up the fact that he was glaring back at her or not. She was the bane of his - no, humanity's existance. She was the reason he ended up at this asinine academy under a self-important celebrity instead of being assigned to some idle clerical task under some incompetent leech. She was a figurehead for the regime that keeps all of humanity cowering like weaklings. She was an enemy. She was... was... being surprisingly pleasant?

No, clearly just an act. Ryner, like all bloodsuckers, was a two-faced creature that cowers from honesty in the same way it does the sun. She could butter them up with offers of drinks and doctored historical propaganda all she wanted; he wasn't falling for it. He just needed to calm down and analyze the situation. What did she have to gain? That detective mentioned her sister. Animosity in the royal court? Typical for vampires, but what did that have to do with them?

Max opted not to sit, not wanting to give Ryner the infinitesimally small honor of accepting her fake hospitality. He just hovered next to Eris, quietly seething while he figured out the best way to get rid of the fork he stole earlier. There was also a good chance she noticed he was angry by now, so he'd need to offer an explanation before he was outright asked.

"Your Highness, can I ask what we're being held for? That detective clearly knew we're not involved, and you seem a bit nonchalant to be believing we're murderers." He tried to keep his tone cool, but there was an edge to it that he couldn't conceal despite his best efforts. Either way, that worked to his favor; he could look like he was mad about being wrongly detained rather than fantacizing about regicide.


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Well, Max's night was certainly going splendidly. The detective seemed competent enough to realize they weren't involved, so the entire process of dragging them down to the station was likely for show. Teach them a lesson for daring to try to help or something. That, or everyone who joins the Noila police force gets off to harrassing innocent bystanders. Probably both. Arrogant puppets, all of them. They hadn't even confiscated their foci. Max could have a fork twirling this leech's eye around in the socket like a bite of spaghetti right now if he really wanted to, and she expected him to believe that there was genuine suspicion that they were murderers?

"What--Hey, now, easy on the merchandise, this suit is vicuña!"

"Give it a rest, Eris, it's your fault for poking at the body." Max grumbled as he was shoved into the vehicle alongside the other two. He didn't have the patience to put on an act right now, so if Detective What's-Her-Fuck wanted to play the no-nonsense game, that was what Max was going to give her.

He turned his gaze to look out the window apathetically as they drove, not deigning to plead his case when he hadn't done anything wrong. Eris covered the million-dollar question anyway, the only thing Max had to add were a few pointless denigrations that Eris only brought up subtextually.


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