I can feel you on that. My friends are weirder than me... And that's saying a LOT, if my posts here were an accurate representation of my behaviour IRL (which it is).
*gives reassuring "my friends are also crazy as fuck" hug*
But the having sex thing isn't true, it's just that you guys are good friends? I understand your pain. An even crazier version of me came to a site I was on and started claiming he was my "TRUE, ONE AND ONLY, GLORIOUS LOVE" and that we participated in "GLORIOUS LOVE MAKING". That sucked XD