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2 yrs ago
Current Bro, how does this site stay the same but change so much in just a few years. Damn
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5 yrs ago
Damn its been 4 years and it took a car crash, medical school and a pandemic to get me back here. Memories be crazy
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8 yrs ago
I'm gonna be away to the islands for three days so I'll be back Tuesday NZT <3 Will try and get online but I'm pretty sure there's no signal
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8 yrs ago
Got an 18 hour flight ahead of me today, wish me luck y'all :)
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9 yrs ago
Merry Christmas from NZ to RPG, have a fun one and hope you have prezzies <3

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Old picture but I'm new to this XD. Hope I'm not too fugly




"Ooh I want the time of my life
Oh baby
Ooh give me the time of my life
Let's get it now
"
- Pitbull


Chloe. Damn was his brother lucky, she was one of the nicest girls in the cheerleading squad during high school and dare he say one of the prettiest. He was happy for his brother, truly. There was no better choice for him and all that happiness in his eyes ever since Dom was with her officially, it was enough to break his heart. If he had emotions. No, no, no, this was Jean-Jacques we're talking about here, he was stone, built like a brick. He didn't have emotions, he had a heart of ice like that Narnia chick. Yes. He didn't cry happy tears when he heard of his brother's engagement. Stupid onions. 'Jesus Mary and Joseph, please help my mind. I'm having an inner monologue.' He thought in a smooth flow of French, a constant stream of language that connected to each other better than what any English sentence could.

French was a beautiful language but African French could almost be called a "bastardisation" of it by some hardcore linguists. When France came and conquered his homeland, they couldn't get rid of the local culture completely and so when French was implemented as Cote D'Ivoire's official language, pronunciation was off. Influence from languages spoken since the time the indigenous peoples first arrived made sure of it. The vowels sounded stronger than they would and powerful consonants would be emphasised on more than what the father language would emphasise. But instead of bastardising the language, this mix of old, traditional indigenous language and colonial French is something different. When Ivorians speak in their tongue, they are speaking their country's history and culture, culminating in a valley of words.

And thus, when Chloe spoke in perfect Western French, it took a few cogs in his head to run to figure out what she said. As she pulled him into a hug, he nodded quietly, knowing that she knew enough that it was his equivalent of a smile. "I could say the same to you, ma belle soeur en droit d'être!" He whispered quietly into her ear, a quiet wisp of a sentence that swirled into her ear like aroma to the nose. He squeezed her in the hug, letting himself break his steel exterior for a moment before breaking the hug, a ghost of a smile on his lips. He winked at her, his eyes twinkling gold as he was handed his gift, bowing slightly in thanks.

"It's no problem Chloe, I don't have any problems with ya givin' me this for a gift. Thank ya." He spoke with an accent, Jean did. A weird mix of French undertones and American accents paired with influence from the RnB he grew up listening to. It made him sound "fresh off the boat" sometimes but it was unique to the ear. It was certainly attractive to some however.

Speaking of attractive, he noticed a familiar face, this beauty walked through the line, apologising for being late. He reached out for her to talk but clenched his fist instead, opting for checking his bag instead. He knew and trusted Tish more than most but he could not explain why. She was the brush to his canvas and she has seen all the scars, the bruises and the burns. Most importantly, she knew what each tattoo meant. A M1911 handgun with a bullet escaping from the barrel. The pistol itself was black with a vibrant blue aura around it, surrounding it before seeping into the black weapon itself, the deep blue turning colder and colder until it was only a faint white against the black. The bullet was a wild red, like flames in a fire, uncontrollable and crazy. This represented what he felt. What he felt when he saw his first death, a cool exterior with a crazy, spectacular and maddening explosion of emotions in the inside, wanting to burst out. He still remembered the way blood felt against the skin, the sharp sound that a gun could make. "Inoubliable". Unforgettable. It was positioned on his lower back, on the left hand side, next to the Cage. She took care with making that one, as she did with all of his tattoos.

He usually decided to take control of the situation and be there in the moment, talking and laughing with the others. But for now, he didn't really feel like doing anything. Instead, he stood with grace, chest puffed out as always. He was willing to keep to himself for now, humming quietly in the corner and letting the couple in front of him welcome others into the group. And throughout all of this time of course, he was still shirtless.

It was definitely eye-catching, the rippling muscles and powerful tattoos stood out amongst a clothed crowd. Luckily, not many noticed the painful scars and burns. He stood taller than most and he looked as if he was a silent guardian, looking over the group with a keen eye. They were sharp and obvious, his eyes were. There was the light green, beautiful pattern he was born with there wasn't a single flaw. The eyes were a window to the soul and this was 100% the case with Jean. You would see his burning soul, a passionate confidence that shined brighter than a million stars. Unfortunately, that wouldn't be the only thing they would see.

He was snapped from his stupor by the sound of River giving his jacket to him. Shit. he grumpily took the jacket and swung it onto him, making sure to cover his bare chest. He had forgotten, again. He had done this before, when he had come to the gym without a shirt. And this particular gym had a rule of "no shirt: no entrance" so he was damn lucky that someone had a shirt to lend him. He agitatedly mumbled a thanks in French. As basically the whole group arrived, he was starting to pick up his bags and leave but he was stopped in his tracks by a sight he didn't expect to ever see again.

He may have been stupid in expecting that. She was a close friend to Dom and Chloe, of course she'd be coming with them. This fact did not lessen his surprise to see her there. After she said hi to everyone and said their greetings, she turned to him and their eyes met. He missed her. He shouldn't. This was a love long past it's prime and they both agreed it could never work. He had a fledgling rugby career and she had an aspiring teaching career. Too much work and not enough time. But Jean-Jacques did not care right then and there. He didn't want to do anything else, consequences be damned. Making sure no one was looking, he confidently strode towards her and used his big arms to encircle her in a big hug, making sure not to crush her. It was a gentle touch and as he leaned down to her ear, he whispered only three words.

"Bonjour jolie dame." He was confident she would recognise them. Them being the first words and all. He quickly pulled away and winked at her, a small twinkle in his eyes before enjoying some light talk with her. Soon enough, the whole group entered the plane and into the lavish lifestyle of first class. He was happy to sit next to Tish, she was one of the few people who actually knew him as a person in the whole group. He was amused through the trip at their antics although most things flew over his head as he was listening to the rhythms and rhymes. Halfway through one of his favourite DMX songs, he felt something thud against his muscly shoulder. Raising an eyebrow, he looked down only to see the proportionally tiny Tish resting her head on his shoulder. He smirked as he heard her snore lightly, the cute sound being absolutely adorable to him.

He made sure not to move for the rest of the flight as to not disturb the (not necessarily unwanted) sleeping form by his side. Jean carefully put a blanket over her and straightened his back, hearing the pops in his back as it curved. It was comfortable and reminded him of the old days when Dom used to come to him for help. His younger brother used to cuddle next to him when he was ever bullied at school and quite frequently, said bullies would be seen beaten to a pulp the next day. He used to be so open to him but now he had a wider support group, his younger brother rarely came to him anymore. Anything that could replicate this was welcomed by him and so when the bell chimed and Tish woke up, he had a small frown.

"Don't worry 'bout it madame. I liked it a lot actually, you are, as always, good company." He responded, quickly suppressing the frown and plastering a smile on his face. As they descended and the plane landed, the group quickly exited the plane and it wasn't long before they got into more antics.

"I fuckin' swear guys, y'all just landed and ya wanna play around already?" He said with a smirk, clutching his rugby ball in hand before dropping it on his foot, giving it a light kick and popping it back into his arms. As River brought out his piece of "art", he grinned unnervingly at him before quickly chucking his rugby ball at the side of his face. Missing, the ball bounced on the wall and flew back into his outstretched arm. His face was set in a serious expression although the quirk on his lips told people otherwise.

"Ya better give that to me River or I'll hold you down and let Tish here tattoo a pénis on your forehead."
THE OTHER SHIPPER IS HERE, AFTER A LONG ABSENCE XD

I hurried through my post cause I have a serious exam coming up next week. Sorry for the low quality and quantity guys. And yes.

Jean forgot a shirt. Don't question it.




"Good time ay, come have a good time."
-Popcaan

@Dirty Pretty Lies @Altered Tundra [@SilentObserver]


The bird pecked against the window, gazing at the sleeping form of Jean-Jacques. It was a still morning, not many people were up and it was as peaceful as it should be. There was still the sound of cars zooming by and the occasional chattering voices of people made itself heard. Miami was still bright as a torch in the morning and sunlight crept into the room, annoying it's occupant greatly as he put the covers over his head, groaning in annoyance. The sore muscles from yesterday's training hasn't faded away and it worked away at him, making the half-French/half-Ivoirian male sleep in way more than he usually did. Must've been his forgetfulness to set his alarm clock earlier for his weights session. The loud, phat beats of Desiigner's Panda blasted in his ear, the sound piercing through the silence of his apartment.

"I got broads in Atlanta!" Light green eyes flew open as Desiigner almost tore his eardrums apart. He jolted up suddenly, covers flying off of him as he clumsy lunged for the pause button. Unfortunately, the bruise on the right side made him wince in pain and bend his body in the wrong way. Instead, he missed his bedside table and came crashing to the floor, tumbling to the ground with a loud crash, the carpet saving him from any sort of scrapes but still earned him a grunt. "Bitch n**** pull up ya panty" The Ivoirian bit his lip and pointed the middle finger at the alarm from the ground and grumbled, getting up with a hand on his back, slamming down on his 'stupid' alarm clock. He bent backwards, earning him a few cracks and pops before he stretched his arms above his head, yawning.

He turned towards the clock and stared at the numbers on the screen. 6:30 am. The fuck? He thought he put the clock on the right setting. He usually went to the gym as early as possible to build muscle before starting his day. He groaned quietly. Yvonne was going to kill him the next time he sees her. His trainer seemed like your typical blonde cutie, puffed up lips, blonde hair and blue eyes. If he wasn't professional, he would've tried to ask her out. But behind those cerulean laid a demon that could make grown men cry, behind those lips holds a voice like a banshee and behind that blonde hair was... a scalp. He shook his head and blew the thoughts away.

He scratched the back of his head, straightening his back and went on to doing his usual routine. Wash his face, clean himself, eat some protein heavy breakfast and then move to the punching bag to do some morning boxing. His fists met the bag with a solid hit, a big thumping sound resonating in his ears, sweat dripping from his forehead. Every hit was powerful, his arms like a piston, fists curled tight as the bag shook behind every punch. He wiped the bead of sweat from his brow and peered at the clock once more. 7:00 am.

What was I supposed to do again? He stared at the clock for a considerable long time until it hit ten past seven. His widened and he cursed in French "Motherfucking shit fuck in the dick!" Dry up, put some pants on, grab his bags, passports and then hit the road. He hurried through his house with a quickness in each step, stepping over forgotten clothes and furniture. He crashed into his room, grabbed a pair of sweatpants and shoes, forgetting the socks along the way. He slung his backpack on one shoulder, grabbing his luggage and putting his rugby ball under one arm. He kicked his front door, swinging it open and closing it with one movement, the clicking sound of a door locking smothered by the sound of hurried steps on cement steps.

Once he got everything in his car. The beginnings of a traffic jam was forming on the road and so he sped quickly through the road, flipping the bird at people who cut him off and shouting in French curse words. He was the farthest away from the airport out of everyone and so he was held back for an age. Sweat began to form on his brow as he focused on the road, Jean peering as a droplet hit his bare, naked chest. His eyes widened. He finally arrived.

After a brief altercation at the gates, a TSA lady staring at him with a weird look and several heads spinning towards him, he arrived first at 10:am exactly, to see the couple standing around with Tish. He smiled at them with wide arms, muscles rippling, tattoos covering every inch of him, half-naked and totally oblivious. He called out with a smile "Bonjour!"
OKAY. I HAVE NO EXCUSES AS TO WHY JEAN ISN'T DONE BUT I SHALL FINISH IT SOON. PROBABLY. SLIGHTLY. KIND OF. NOT REALLY. MAYBE, MAYBE NOT. UH, WELL, IN THE NEAR FUTURE I SHALL FINISH JEAN.
@Wade Wilson

Whelp. Long time no see XD

I'd be in spaaaacccceeeeee.
@Dirty Pretty Lies

And I shall be as active as ever!

Totes not gonna spam this RP into oblivion so only corgi gifs are left
Everyone's doing awesome work ^^. Excited for this RP.

Me however... Ehhh, let's just say I'm one lazy sloth right now.







The last one is a definite favourite XD
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