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People look at Advanced and think that the only qualifier for posting there should be technical ability and skill level for writing, but the fact of the matter is that a lot of Advanced Threads suffer high turnover more because of posters who treat roleplaying as a hobby, post twice, and then vanish into thin air never to be seen again.

That is my problem with casual roleplayers. Either they fail to perform at an advanced level, or else they behave below an advanced level to the detriment of people who actually take roleplaying and writing seriously, while publicly projecting the exact opposite.


There's an interesting point you bring up here, but I'd like to make a simple note:

Roleplaying is a hobby for everyone on these forums.

A hobby is something you don't do professionally. The only people I know of that roleplay professionally are actors, whether they be Broadway or big screen or something less famous than either of those. I suppose mimes and clowns are professional roleplayers as well. Maybe you could argue that professional writers are roleplayers? But the fact remains that if you're on this forum, you're probably here for one of two reasons:

  • To improve yourself as a writer,
  • Or to just have some darned fun.


A huge percentage of our population is going to be the latter. It's fun to roleplay, it's fun to write, it's fun to express yourself. Most folks are probably here for both reasons, really; you can only get better the more you write. But the fact of the matter remains: this is a darned hobby. This is a place to have fun.

Now, I am not saying that you can't take a hobby seriously. I take my hobby pretty seriously, though I'll always put real life matters (like going to college and paying bills) first. However, I care enough about roleplaying that I try to put forth good quality writing, and when I'm stumped or mentally blocked I try to figure out how the heck to overcome that. I use roleplaying to better myself as an author, and you can bet your behind that a lot of my skills as a writer are thanks to the trial and error I developed while roleplaying.

But this is still a hobby. I take it seriously, and a lot of people do, but it's still a hobby. To try and define us as anything other than hobbyists is a silly endeavor.

I agree with you that people in the Advanced section should try to not overextend themselves and should try to at least let people know when they're going to leave. They shouldn't vanish. They should produce good quality writing and show good sportsmanship as writers. But that doesn't make it a profession. We're still hobbyists.

That's all I wanted to say. Sorry about the tangent.

Nations in NRPs based purely on conquest. Not even trying to make it interesting like "they believe that by conquering other peoples, they will save them from doomsday" or "they are a dying race and were once peaceful but are now forced into war". Just pure "I want to win this NRP so fuck y'all, I can beat all of your sorry asses with a race dedicated to nothing but war even though realistically such a nation cannot sustain itself and would also be culturally dead".


You just hit the nail square in the head. I don't have much more to say than "Amen" and "Preach it!"
When does the battle for our GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND begin?
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How was life in the underground commune?


It was - I mean, SHUTUP! I didn't live in an underground commune you spastic nerd! LEAVE ME ALONE!

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Cream soda is good though.


Are - are we from the same commune?
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I'm pretty sure that the only people that buy cream soda and call it their favorite were raised deep underground in cream soda communes.


...I love cream soda...
His Glorious Herald,

Do not let yourself be so dismayed. Do you really think that our efforts were in vain? Do you have so little faith that you allow yourself to think our Glorious Leader deceased? Do you actually believe He has abandoned us?

Our efforts were not in vain. Our Leader is not deceased, and He has not abandoned us.

The Glorious Leader loves us, O Herald. Yes, I say "loves." Not loved, not did love, but loves. He is yet with us, guiding us to our brighter future, inspiring us with His words if we can but let ourselves hear them. He speaks to me even now, saying that all will be well, that we must only strive all the harder in light of His death and that He feels no shame or anguish for leaving this mortal realm. For you see, Herald, our Glorious Leader has always been more than a man. He is our God.

These trials that we have suffered will be suffered again by those of us who are faithful to Him, there can be no doubt of that. We will be persecuted for our Love of the Glorious Leader, persecuted for not shedding our faith in Him despite His apparent demise. It may well be that generations later we will still suffer at the evil whims of the rebels who think themselves so lofty and pure. But we must continue to suffer these trials. We must endure their wickedness. We must continue to have faith, because the time will come that He will return to reclaim His mortal realm, and we must pave the way for such a return.

To those of you who do not believe, I pity you. I pity that you cannot see what evils you have wrought for your vaunted "freedom" and "liberties." I pity that you will not stand beside us and ascend with us to the Glorious Realm, as we all must surely. I pity you because you and all your descendants will be cast into the darkness upon the Glorious Leader's return, left blinded, deaf, and dumb, forever to wander the endless wastes until your bodies wither into lifeless husks and your spirits are reduced to nothingness. I pity you because He will punish the ungrateful.

But it is not too late, O wayward hearts. Embrace the Glorious Leader in all His divinity as I have and you will be spared such tortures. Worship him as I do and you will be tempered by the rays of His light, given new purpose and meaning under His radiant gaze! Join me! It may not come today, nor tomorrow, nor even a century from now, BUT HIS GLORIOUS CRUSADE WILL SWEEP ACROSS THE WORLD AND PURGE IT OF ITS HEATHEN WICKEDNESS!

DEUS VULT, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! ONE DAY, THIS REALM WILL BELONG TO THE GLORIOUS LEADER ONCE AGAIN, AND NONE SHALL STAND IN HIS WAY!
Granted, but the new version of the Power Rangers you're in is super lame. Your power theme is "Suitcase Penguins," your powers involve being rich and blubbery, your character has a hairdo like Donald Trump, and your villains are all obviously made with cardboard boxes and have no personality whatsoever. Finally, your theme song is an awful mixture of white guys rapping, mariachi music, and a baby metal chorus. The worst part is you say "Penguins! Polymorph!" and "Penguin powers activate!" more than anything else.

I wish I could go on a peaceful road trip through the stars and return home to earth to live happily ever after.
Gonna wait until the results of my exploration come back before I post.
Sconce
Granted. Now there is no human race.

I wish I had a nice, delicious taco dinner.
Granted, but the middle-class are used to test prototypes and hundreds of thousands of people die from brain aneurysms and worse while using these virtual reality suits.

I wish I had a good place to bury this body...
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